Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
Twilight looked back and forth between the two beaming earth aspects and the multimeter. Sunny Flare just tried to stare holes into Lemon Zest's smiling face.
Finally, Twilight turned off the power, took a deep breath, and said, "What."
"You turned gold wire into a room-temperature superconductor by covering the spool with stickers," added Sunny.
Twilight pointed at her. "Yes. That. What?"
"Huh. Y'know, I figured Sunny'd be the one to break," said Lemon.
"I know!" Pinkie held up a fuzzy pair of earmuffs. "I was already for a full-bore Sparkle freakout!"
Twilight, eyes twitching and hair springing out of shape, grunted out a "How?"
"Earth magic!" chorused the self-proclaimed fungineers.
Twilight started hyperventilating. Sunny raised a hand, hesitated for a moment, then put it on her shoulder. "Relax, Twilight. You get used to this kind of thing around Lemon. I think she infected your friend."
Twilight shut her eyes and stopped. Everything. For a few seconds, she was almost perfectly still. Finally, she said, "No, Pinkie's always like that." She looked to the pink pair. "Can you make more?"
"Yeah," said Lemon, "but this is still strictly cottage-industry-level bullshit. Takes a fair amount of oomph to convince the gold to let electrons flow free of charge."
"That's what the stickers are for!" said Pinkie.
"That is indeed what the stickers are for. But it should be enough for that project of yours, right?"
Twilight considered the spool of sci-fi paydirt. "Yes. Yes it should. Ladies, we are one step closer to the hand-portable anti-angst monster energy cannon."
"You're going to need a better name for it," said Sunny.
"We'll worry about that when we have a functioning prototype."
The good news about angst monsters is that there are very few of them and very many magically empowered people who can defend themselves against them.
The bad news is that the monsters don't stay dead most of the time, and the population is slowly rising.
Thus, science is needed.
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My brain is not awake enough to deal with pink girls' bullshit, so I read "fungineers" as having something to do with mushrooms at first.
Or yeast. Because, again, pink girls.
Not that I'm chromist or anything.
room-tempurature-superconductors are a form of scientifically distilled optimism, which explains its effectiveness against angsty nightmares given flesh.
Just don't cross the streams with them.
And yes, I know I'm mixing franchises here.
Let's face it, the laws of physics were always optional for Pinkie anyway. However, if earth magic can do things like that in the hands of a sufficiently imaginative, unbound and irresponsible practitioner, I suspect that there are going to be many accidental and unpleasant incidents when, for example, some idiot turns their paperweight into degenerate matter because they want it to work better.
Sci-Twi building a rainbow gun then? Hehehhheheh
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not "distilled scientific optimism" ? I mean, good one either way, but
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And there are soo many more ideas like it, like cold fusion and dark energy...
I love this phrase so much.