Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
(EonAon)
You're a mean one, Abby Cinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel, Abby Cinch
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Abby Cinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You got garlic in your soul, Abby Cinch
I wouldn't touch you with a... thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.
You're a vile one, Abby Cinch
You have thermite in your smile.
You have all the inner sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Abby Cinch.
Given the choice between you I chose the... seasick crocodile.
(FoME)
Principal Cinch had glared for most of the song, but by its end, she regarded Neon Lights with a serenity that lay on the other end of rage. "Detention, Mr. Lights," she said almost gently.
He swallowed and adjusted his shades. "How long?"
"I have yet to decide. We will see." Principal Cinch nodded to herself, turned on her heel, and almost glided out, her inner fury betrayed only by the occasional twitch.
(Masterweaver)
"In entertainment news," Adagio reluctantly grumped, "various record labels have come under fire for repeated lawsuits against heartsong riffs. Whinny has gone on record to state that any lawsuit filed in their name is to be immediately retracted, on the grounds that expecting artistic creativity from the majority of the populace while they are ensnared in harmony magic reveals a fundamental lack of understanding on how heartsongs work." She rubbed her forehead. "Meanwhile, dozens of musicians have received lawsuits for publishing heartsongs under their labels with unwitting people as participants in the performance... Shoo be glorfet do..."
"Yeah, this is going to get pretty ridiculous," Aria acknowledged.
"Glad this didn't happen back when we were the Dazzlings," Sonata quipped.
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The meeting of the Magic of Harmony with human commercialism and greed is a... somewhat uneasy one.
Definitely dodged a bullet there.
I SO had Taddy Porter song in mind when I read this one... After all, Cinch IS a Mean B
I think that word was ...termites?
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The original, yes. I liked this variation enough to leave it in.