Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything

He'll Save Every One of Us, by Masterweaver and FoME

(Masterweaver)

"Huh. Flash Sentry made the news."

"What, again?"

"Yeah, apparently he singlehandedly stopped a corrupt company from demolishing an orphanage using nothing but a slinkie, his guitar, and the power of apple pie."

"...Par for the course. Popcorn's ready."

"Ooo, good, movie's in two minutes!"

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(FoME)

"Flash Sentry says he wasn't fully aware of what happened, but you were there with him. What can you tell us?"

"Well—"

Applejack put a hand over Pinkie's mouth. "No comment."

The reporter blinked. "But—"

"No. Comment."

Author's Note:

Weaver's logic: "We don't use this character often so OBVIOUSLY he's having amazing adventures off screen."

Comments

[QueenMoriarty]

Adventures where he never gets the girl.

[Blue_Paladin42]

7770393
Well, he needs to stop falling for magical lesbians, then.

[Sam the Anti-Ninja]

7771197 Agreed. He especially needs to avoid magical extra-dimensional horse lesbians.
...as a sidenote, the above now counts as my favorite sentence I ever wrote

[Hobbestc]

Well, i'm not really a Flash fan, but this is hilarious.

[Prawo Jazdy]

Yeah, this is a bit closer to the mark.

[Bliss Authority]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

[sgtnolisten]

7772163 you have gifted the world with something beautiful.

Thank you.

[Lancerlot]

7772242 Yes indeed. "Flash" Gordon was originally a super-hero comic-book character in the 1930's, but that over-the-top movie made it work by playing it for laughs.

[kitkataddel]

Aaaaand now I feel the need to post this, goddammit:

[My name is R]

7772242, 8059508, 9066721
I remember watching that movie. It's been around a decade though, so I only remember pieces. I think my favorite character was the doctor.