Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
"Hey everyone. I'm Sunset Shimmer, like you didn't know, and welcome to a very special installment of Magical Mayhem. I'm going to answer one of the most frequently asked questions I've gotten since I started the vlog. Yes, I'm finally addressing the elephant in the room: What happens to us when we die?
"I'm going to be honest: I don't know."
Sunset waited a beat, then said, "Odds are about half of you paused the video and are writing angry comments right now. Still, it's true. I really do not know what happens to deceased souls in this world. And yes, souls are real. I'd show you one, but that would entail taking it out of someone. Trust me, you do not want to see that. Not pretty."
"Cut, cut, cut!" Twilight frowned. "You're giving them ideas."
Sunset blinked blankly. "I am?"
"I know I'm a little morbidly curious."
"When aren't you?" Sunset sighed. "But yeah, you are our litmus test for this sort of thing. Should I just go with 'souls are real'?
"Sounds good to me." Twilight moved the camera. "In three, two..." She gave a thumbs up.
"And yes, souls are real. I can tell you those souls are definitely going somewhere after death. I don't know where because I haven't looked, and I haven't looked because whatever happens to them, it's working. I could do a twelve-episode series on all the crap I have to personally maintain to keep the universe going. I don't because I may not need to sleep at night, but that doesn't mean the rest of you shouldn't get to. My point is that I'm not messing with one of the few bits that's still humming along without my having to keep an eye on it. That's all I have to report on the subject. This has been Sunset Shimmer, your friendly neighborhood celestial mechanic." Sunset took a deep breath. "And cut. Think that'll help at all?"
Twilight shrugged. "Possibly. At the very least, your disciples should have a harder time condemning people to Tartarus. Was it true?"
"Every word. I suspect reincarnation's a thing, especially considering the principals' family tree, but with my luck, I'll manage to break the afterlife just by looking at it."
The Celestia/Luna situation isn't quite as ridiculous as, say, Principal Celestia's Family Reunion, but they are definitely old souls. And they aren't the only ones in this world.
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Yay I got a mention
Hmm, I wonder if, given some practice, Sunset could actually allow for a soul to maintain all its memories from all through its existence.
I wonder how people would react to that. (On a personal note, if reincarnation were true, and someone gave me that option, I think I would take it. I might end up regretting that decision, but I still think I would.)
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Heh, I got a laugh outta that mention
7999358
There was a nice SF story with that premise. Once they discovered souls were real, that you reincarnated and that you could recover your memories duels to death became a fast way to resolve conflicts.
Hah! Well, that's certainly a nice catchphrase.
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That was a very funny story, Mythril!
OF COURSE IT WORKS, IT ALREADY AND ALWAYS HAD SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER THE PROCESS. SUCH THINGS CANNOT BE LEFT TO CHANCE.