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"Huh." Twilight flicked through her feed, before looking up from her smartphone. "Sunset?"
"Yeah?"
"Your followers are trying to legalize polygamy."
"Really?"
"Well, technically they're trying to legalize 'romantic groupings,' which covered polyandry as well, and they're getting a lot of help from the Wholesome, but... basically, yes."
"Why?"
"Apparently, since you're a pony, they've assumed your society follows social norms related to horses and practices... similar things."
Sunset considered this, and gave a shrug. "They're not starting wars over this, are they?"
"Well, no, but--"
"Then I'm cool with it."
Twilight blinked. "You... support...?"
"Twilight, to be honest, I couldn't care less how people express their love for each other. Love for me, sure, that's personal, but what goes on in the bedroom stays in the bedroom." She shuddered. "Trust me on this."
"Oh. Well..." Twilight coughed. "Um. Wow. Uh... I mean, you realize this kind of... if you ever started dating—"
Sunset rolled her eyes. "Look, if it helps, I'll throw up a whole 'everyone in the relationship must agree to everyone in the relationship' speech on my next EweTube video, okay?"
"Yeah, that would help." Twilight chuckled. "I mean, a lot of people might want to court you due to, you know, the whole power thing, but nobody would ever look twice at me."
Sunset blinked, giving her an odd look.
"...what?"
"...Nothing." She shook her head. "Nothing at all."
"No seriously, what? Why'd you give me that look?" Twilight threw up her hands. "Is this about Sugarcoat? I'm pretty sure she's a statistical anomaly!"
Sunset stared straight ahead.
"What, you think that there are more Crystal Prep students that were secretly crushing on me?" Twilight snorted. "That's ridiculous."
Sunset said absolutely nothing.
"...Isn't it?"
Sunset very pointedly didn't mention the Society of Aspiring Sparkle Suitors meeting she had been invited to, or the thirty-something members who were present, or the large list of potential new members hanging on a wall.
"...Yeah, you're right. It's totally crazy."
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*waves lone Applejack flag*
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Hey, AJ is best pony/human.
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Be fair, the club is hosted at Crystal Prep. They don't know about AJ.
Took me a moment to remember from where S.A.S.S. came from. But then I remembered....
Way to crush Twilight's self-esteem, Sunset.
I have to wonder, if any stallions actually succeeded, would they leave SASS to become part of Kolts In Sparkles Service?
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Is it a reference to something or just something that came up in an earlier chapter?
7667220 It's a reference to another fanfiction. Forgot it's name though.
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It's a reference to this.
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Ah, I see. I started reading that one once, but didn't really get into it.
Something tells me that: "They're not starting wars over this, are they?" is quickly becoming Sunset's default reaction to any news she gets about her worshippers.
7665458 Trenderhoof goes to Crystal Prep, so AJ has at least one admirer.
7665349 *Hoists the banner of Fluttershy*
Coincidence or intentional???
Sunny, Moonie, Twily - 15. Stallionverse Agents of S.A.S.S.
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You must not have met JakeTheArmyGuy.
7665349 get in the background where you belong.
7891937 waves a tiny trixie flag in right hand sonata dusk flag in the other while wearing a rainbow dash is bae t shirt with a white jacket with celestias cutie mark over a giant heart on the back.....(eyes slowly dart back in forth incospicously)
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Is disappointed at not having enough room/ability to carry all necessary items for interests. "Please insert a Yosimate Sam or Eric Cartman rant to fill in these quotation marks."
Likely the whole student body