Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
Ooh Miss Sparkle
"Sunset, I am home now," smoldered Twilight Sparkle. "And I am looking so handsome and also my lab coat opened?"
"Ooh, Miss Sparkle, ooh," swooned Sunset. Twilight took her in her arms.
"Let's do it," Sunset husked.
"Yes." As Sunset fixed a hungry gaze on Twilight, the lavender-skinned erotic dynamo elaborated. "And I will leave my spectrometer on."
Meanwhile, in a twenty-mile radius of this event, sun icons vibrated, men turned straight, and anyone with even an ounce of psychic sensitivity cried out, "Miss Sparkle!"
It was amazing.
THE END
Lemon Zest beamed. "And that's how I got my first academic hearing!"
Sunny Flare put down the printout and immediately went for the bottle of hand sanitizer in her purse. "That's really not something you should be proud of."
"It was a civil protest. I was promised an introduction to Shimmerism, not the most boring bits of theology put together in one inconvenient place. Though I will admit that they had a point about the plagiarism." Lemon shrugged. "Who'd have thought one of the TAs read Hark! A Vagabond?"
"So, what happened?"
"I got put on probation for next semester. And that was after a grotesque misuse of Fair Use laws and calling in the subjects of my essay."
"You can't seriously call that an—" Sunny stopped as she processed all of what Lemon had said. "You had Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle read that thing?"
Lemon nodded. "Sunset kept looking at it, then giggling, then looking at it again. She didn't stop until she was rolling on the ground. I'm pretty sure she whinnied at one point." She smiled. "Truly, I am blessed."
"And what did Twilight think?"
"All she said was 'Commendably accurate.'"
A few years after when these stories usually focus, but the idea took hold of me and wouldn't let go.
Also, here's your context should you need it.
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I think I love Lemon Zest more and more as the story goes on.
That was....well...I gotta say amusing.
pffttt
Lemon Zest and Sunny Flare play off one another very well, Lemon Zest being close to crazy, and Sunny Flare being Comically Serious.
I love Hark! A Vagabond. I was fortunate enough to meet Kate Beaton last year when she was guest of honor at the Oslo comic expo, and she signed my books for me. It was amazing.
HA!
I suspect that Sunset and Twilight have long since stopped expecting anything about their lives to be ‘sane’ or ‘appropriate’.
Going back and rereading parts of this story and Lemon Zest in particular, Lemon comes off to me as a Rakdos who got into it for both philosophical reasons and as an excuse to satirize how ridiculous everyone is
Hell, she comes off as smart and savvy enough that any Azorius arrester trying to handle her would be absolutely flummoxed that Lemon not only knows the law better than them, but can prove anything she did was legal by citing laws most Azorius forgot about
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The most hilarious part of this to me is that you just described Pinkie Pie in The Implicit Neighs. Apparently I wanted to write Lemon Zest years before she even existed.