Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
"Hey Shining?"
"Yeah Twi?"
"...Um. So, I just... I came back from miss Chrysalis's house—"
Shining Armor whirled. "What were you doing there?!"
"I was just asking how she took care of the Tauros situation!" Twilight squeaked. "I was worried there might, you know, be... loose ends."
The older man took a breath, and slowly let it out. "...she didn't... do anything, did she?"
"No. We just talked." Twilight glanced at the ground. "She seemed... reasonable. Not... aggressive, or... she wanted me to tell you she said hello."
"...oh."
"...Shining. How does she know you?"
Shining Armor sighed. "...You know, I really don't want to tell you, but... I know you'll go looking for answers if I don't tell you. You remember how I used to want to be an actor?"
"Yeah, you said it was the best chance you had to be a real world Ogres and Oubliette hero. And then you suddenly stopped and switched over to police work, because show biz wasn't... all it was cracked up to be?"
"I signed a contract, didn't... read it all the way through. And I panicked a little, but I decided to go through with the thing instead of, you know, going through the legal quagmire of backing out, and drawing the attention of Mom and Dad."
Twilight tilted her head. "What does that have to do with Chrysalis? The only stuff she's been in is..."
Her eyes widened.
"Oh. Oooooooh. Oh... uh... oh."
"Yeah, you may want to stay away from 'Sorceress of Estrogia' if you, uh, ever get the taste for... that sort of thing."
"Aheh."
"....I mean, Chrysalis was actually pretty understanding, but Cadence really doesn't like her because of that—"
"Shining, stop talking. Please. Just... stop talking."
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We need some Brain Bleach, stat.
I like this explanation for the human side's Shining Armor and Chrysalis.
Very amusing.
So Shining Armor accidentally agreed to do porn, huh? And a fantasy style game at that. There must have been lots of staff polishing and sword sheathing in that movie.
Once again, better backstory than the canon Shining Armor.
7770304 Here
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Well then. Moving on...
7770382 Shining showed everyone the power of his Rod of Lordly Might.
Sure Twilight, go ahead and mention it to your friends. I'm sure there's no way they'll immediately go out and look for that film.
Kinda suprising how much more sane and chill this world's Chrysalis is.
BRAIN BLEACH!!! NOW!!!! PLS OGOD I DID NOT NEED TO READ THAT!!!!!
At the next rainboom sleepover
Rainbow: Hey girls let's watch this movie I brought.
Rarity:. Oh, I suppose. What is it?
Rainbow: it is called 'Sorceress of Estrogia'!!!