• Published 1st Apr 2016
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Group Precipitation - FanOfMostEverything



Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.

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Attorney at Flaw, by ArtieStroke

Author's Note:

So, yeah, this one should've gone up last week. My bad. :twilightsheepish: In any case, it takes place a bit before "Caught Shipping."

"So, uh," the young, blonde man squeaked out, sweat pouring to his brow in the courtroom, "As you can see from my, uh, this evidence here... the defendant should be—"

As Gilded Arches rambled on, Applejack's face slumped to the wooden defendant's box. This was a disaster.

A moment later, her "lawyer" took a seat next to her.

"I'm doomed," AJ muttered.

Gilded nodded. "Yeah, probably."

She turned to him, frowning just a little, "Ain'tcha supposed to be some sort of legal wiz kid? Your pope was singing yer praises just a few days ago."

"Listen," he said, voice rising a couple octaves, "there's a difference between going to law school and forging your parents' signature on a school form."

Applejack stared, slack jawed, at Gilded for a moment.

"Are y'all telling me you're not actually a lawyer?"

"I just... everyone seemed so proud of what I did know how to do; I didn't want to let anyone down!"

"I could have just gotten an actual lawyer."

"... Yeah."

Applejack's face thumped to the desk a second time.

She was doomed.

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