Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
So, yeah, this one should've gone up last week. My bad. In any case, it takes place a bit before "Caught Shipping."
"So, uh," the young, blonde man squeaked out, sweat pouring to his brow in the courtroom, "As you can see from my, uh, this evidence here... the defendant should be—"
As Gilded Arches rambled on, Applejack's face slumped to the wooden defendant's box. This was a disaster.
A moment later, her "lawyer" took a seat next to her.
"I'm doomed," AJ muttered.
Gilded nodded. "Yeah, probably."
She turned to him, frowning just a little, "Ain'tcha supposed to be some sort of legal wiz kid? Your pope was singing yer praises just a few days ago."
"Listen," he said, voice rising a couple octaves, "there's a difference between going to law school and forging your parents' signature on a school form."
Applejack stared, slack jawed, at Gilded for a moment.
"Are y'all telling me you're not actually a lawyer?"
"I just... everyone seemed so proud of what I did know how to do; I didn't want to let anyone down!"
"I could have just gotten an actual lawyer."
"... Yeah."
Applejack's face thumped to the desk a second time.
She was doomed.
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And then Gilded wins the case because the jury and the judge are not stupid and an anonymous donation pays for the damages anyway.
THUS STARTS HIS METEORIC RISE THROUGH THE LEGAL SYSTEM AS HE KNOWS NAUGHT WHAT HE DOES.
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This would be hilariously awesome. DO EEEET!!!
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What happened? I'm confused and did the guy pay the price for laying Apple Jack could sue this idiot!
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"BUT THE TIMELINE-"
Quiet, Minuette, this paradox could be fun
Applejack, meet Jaune Arc. He's the Academy's chew toy and comedy sidekick. I'm sure that you'll get to either love him or hate him fairly quickly.
Yeah, the sad part is that there's probably at least one distant cousin in the apple family that went into law. I'd lean toward "Malus Aforethought" as a hypothetical name.