Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
(FoME)
Luna sighed, slumped onto the table, and wished she were drinking something stronger. "This is a terrible idea."
"I'm just saying," Cadence just said, "it does encourage higher performance on everyone's part at Crystal Prep."
"I can't believe you still do this even after taking Cinch's place."
"The students expect it. The parents expect it." Cadence's chipper facade slipped a bit. "And, well, the alumni who provide the bulk of our budget definitely expect it. I'm already in enough hot water with my other reforms; I couldn't get rid of the public test results even if I wanted to right now."
"Besides," said Glimmer Goodwitch, "you're clearly stalling."
"A bet's a bet," added Jace.
Luna grit her teeth. The lights in the bar flickered a few times before she bit out, "Fine. But you're going to help me frame it so Celestia doesn't suspect we're implementing this just because you have sharper gaydar than I do."
Cadence nodded, pleasant smile back in place. "Of course."
(Malandy)
Ringo looked at the exam results, and reached some surprising conclusions. Not from the standings in and of themselves. Everyone expected Sunset and Twilight to tie for first. After them came Lyra and Ditzy who, though quirky and clumsy respectively, were clearly very smart.
He'd just never seen all four names lined up together, and that sent his thoughts in an unexpected direction.
He was with the rest of Flash Drive, so he leaned over to their guitarist and whispered, "Hey, Flash?"
"Yeah, Ringo?"
"Anything jump out at you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Sunset, Twilight, Lyra, and Ditzy."
"What..." Flash trailed off, confusion giving way to dawning horror. "Oh, no. No. No, NO!"
Ringo cut him off with an elbow jab. "Come on, man, you're making a scene. You have to admit, this is a lot better than the alternative."
"That my type is smart girls and not ponies? Sure it is, but you didn't see who came after Ditzy."
"Who... Oh."
A burst of smoke filled the hallway, and when it cleared it left a posing girl where none had been before. "Did someone say The Great and Powerful Trixie's name?"
Ditzy Doo appeared out of nowhere without so much as a smoke bomb, wrapped her arms around Flash's chest, and glared at Trixie. "Mine."
"Trixie wasn't—"
"MINE!"
No one steals Ditzy's waifu.
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heh
Oh man, public test results. Sure, it'll motivate some, but good grief the ammunition it gives to bullies. I'm glad my high school never bothered with that.
And Luna, you're playing gaydar games with someone whose Equestrian counterpart is a literal avatar of love? You've go nobody else to blame but yourself for walking into that loss.
For those playing at home, Clever Hans was a regular horse used as a part of an elaborate ruse that tricked people into thinking he knew math. Because the standards for entertainment were never very high.
Trixie, they specifically avoided saying your name, seemingly to make you look silly.
Husbando. The word you're looking for is "husbando".
Nice title! And expansions!
Wild Fridge Logic: Cadence's love senses led her to make that bet and spark this love!
Not sure where we are on the timeline of Ditzy X Flash, but we're on it. Woo!
XDDDD
I love you
So this implies that Ditzy was hanging around just outside the universe, looking in and following Flash around. So, you know, putting that out there...
Trixie is quite clever, in her odd sort of way.
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Or maybe the Trixie-port passed momentarily through similar other-dimensional spaces and got her attention.
... then she peeked over and went 'oh hell no'.
Hmmm. There's some humor in considering an alternate universe Derpy with Mean!Rarity's mindset popping in to create this scene, now that I think of it.
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Since when has that bothered Trixie? Much. Also one does not steal Muffin's from Ditzy.
I don't get it.
Yes, Flash. Your crushes are a literal god, a pegasus-aspect who is dealing with also being a time-lost reincarnation of the Once and Future Queen of the Solar System, a girl who wanted to be (and had researched life as) a unicorn before she had a headgem, a girl who is arguably Humantria's most lethal secret agent and arguably the smartest being in two universes who could make science and magic do anything.
Compared to that, the strongest exponent of native magic in your dimension also being interested shouldn't surprise you. just feel lucky that the local equivalent of Starlight Glimmer doesn't live in Canterlot County!
Welcome to life as a Zeppo, Flash Sentry - Being the man who keeps the women who save the world safe and thus having to deal with the see-sawing emotions of at least five beings who could instantly reduce you to vapour.
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We've seen how crazy possessive the "normal" girls are in this continuity. The non-sociopaths. I don't want to find out what the local human Starlight would be like with a crush.