Once upon a time, a young man finds himself inside the very pony universe he only just became a fan of, during the very first episode in one of the many forms of Equestria's inhabitants. How did he get there? Why was he here? What must he do to return home? And, most importantly, why in God's name was he slowly growing feelings for a certain studious equine?

Join the befuddled human-turned-Earth-Pony as he aids the Mane Six in their adventures through every season by every episode in his own goal of returning back home with his limited knowledge of events, while they in turn teach the criticizing outsider the true meaning of friendship and what it means to have fun.

It will be trying on all ends; as the residents of Ponyville must deal with his dry humoured nature, and he in turn must deal with their warm innocent demeanor's.

One thing's for certain with this world: the fate of all who inhabit the equine world, alongside his tolerance and mental stability, may just be on the line...

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(This is a Displaced Story. If you hate them, please leave)
People don't know how agonizing it is being alone for a few thousand years, stuck in a chair the whole time. Let me tell you, it's not fun. Then, this teeny weeny 'Princess' shows up and acts like she's the boss. Oh, and Sparklebutt is there too.

So, how did this happen? It's was probably that angsty Merchant asshole. Should never have bought from him. News flash kids: when a creepy Merchant guy walks up to you with very desirable wares, walk the fuck away. It's a damn trap.

But the worst part of my endless torment? I'm a fucking corpse sitting on a golden throne, writhing in agony as I slowly decay into nothingness.

....fuck you, Merchant Asshole.

And Sparklebutt, JUST. FUCKING. STOP.

(If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device)

Deep within the Equestrian Guard, there exists an elite force, deployed for strategic defensive operations. These are the ponies...

Who are totally nothing like that force I was just talking about.
They're not even ponies, actually.
They're just four guys who managed to crash a plane carrying a super-weapon into Equestria.

But now, they're here, and that other force that I mentioned earlier sucks at their job, so now it's up to the men of Bad Company, armed with their skills, a heavily armored van, and all the guns that they could pack into it, to pick up the slack against a Storm of foes, with the help of both newfound friendships and explosive ordinances.

Follow the campaign of this not-so-specialist team of soldiers through a first-person narrative, as they fight hand-and-hoof beside ponies to save Equestria... or whatever's left of it by the end.

So... guess what? When Discord was told by somepony that he should take up a hobby, what he decided to take on was something both out of the ordinary-

BOORRRIINNGGG!!! Just get to the introduction already!

Ugh, fine... Welcome Mares and Gentlestallions to Last Week Tonight. With your host, the lord of chaos himself, Discord!

Thank you! Thank you! You know... bah, expositions are boring, so just please enjoy my show as I talk about all the things and current events in Equestria and hopefully see the much needed changes. Because don't we all think that the Princesses need an outside perspective of what's going on in the world?

I don't-.

Anyone other than the authors? Nope? Well, let's get this party started!

A series of short satirical comedy pieces put together by MrAquino and FrostTheWolf based on the show "Last Week Tonight by John Oliver". Each chapter will contain the original subject of the chapter along with the reactions of other characters such as the Mane Six, the Princesses and so on. This won't be a frequently updated as some of my other stories and above all, this may be considered as a test for trying to branch out and come up with stories that aren't crossovers.

Feedback is very much appreciated. We would like to hear what you have to say on this and any advice that you may have to help us improve with future pieces. Also, the sex tag is for sexual humor.

Since there are no further ideas for future 'episodes', I am marking this story as complete.

Ren Loodan, a 15 year old child, mysteriously awakens in a chamber, he exits out of the chamber and finds out he's in an apartment complex, or so he thought. Once he escapes the place, he finds out the apartment complex is actually a spacheship, which seems it hasn't been used for a long time. He suddenly finds himself in Equestria, where he meets Twilight Sparkle and her friends. Ren will journey with them to learn about the Magic of Friendship and learn about his past on how he got to Equestria and why can't he remember why he was in that spaceship or sleeping inside of that chamber in order to find a way home back to his family. Now equipped with his Hacking Gun, he'll fight the forces of evil that threatens Equestria in order to protect his new friends and find the true meaning to Hope and Friendship, but he isn't the only human that's in Equestria.