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// Chapter Three: Discord's  Reign and Sombrero. 
// Story: If The Emperor was in Equestria 
// by The Warmaster 
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Twilight's  POV  


  "So let me get this straight. You imprisoned a creature with the powers of reality with the essence of friendship?" The Emperor asked. I nodded.

  "Sigh. Fucking women.  I swear, this is like a girls TV sho...............fuUuuuUck." the Emperor  stopped suddenly.

I looked at him quizzically.  "What's wrong?" I asked.

   "...... I don't want to live on this planet anymore. But I'm forced to. Sigh. So, what happened after? What evil villain came next?" He replied, possibly being sarcastic.

   "Well, after the princess's  set up a country, we then met the Crystal Empire, led by King Sombra." I told him.

   "That guy must have had awful parents." The Emperor said.

   Ignoring him, I continued.  "After a few years, Sombra went mad with power, and enslaved the Crystal Ponies there. When Celestia and Luna went to stop him, he removed himself and the Crystal Empire  from existence." I said.

   "You let a guy who had a name like that rule, and when you finally noticed he was evil, you couldn't  do shit?  I would have killed him immediately. I mean, fuck.  S-O-M-B-R-A. Probably got beat up a lot in schools, and when he was king, decided to make everyone's  life sucked as much as possible." The Emperor replied.


   I gasped at him.  "Kill?! But that's a crime against life!" I said, shocked.

   "Fucking peace-loving horses.  Life is all about killing. The Vegetarian  species eat grass, the Carnivore species eats the Veggie, the Carnivore shits out what's left of the Herbivore, and the grass eats the shit that's  left over to grow. The circle of fucking life. Really, I'm surprised your species has survived so long.  I definitely  wouldn't expect them to be the dominant race. At least you aren't religious  assholes." The Emperor stated. I looked anywhere but at him.

   "Yeah, about that.... we worship Celestia and Luna as deities." I said slowly.

    "Sigh. I should have fucking known. Damn asshole psykers." The Emperor cursed.

   I tilted my head. "What? What's  a psyker?" I asked.

  "You mean you don't know what a psyker is? Damn. I would have thought you would at least know that much. I bet there's some sort of Pony Inquisition  keeping that shit private in the Spam Filters." He replied. "For one, you are a psyker. You use the Warp for everything, and call it fucking magic."

   "What's  'the warp'?" I asked.
 "It's the Warp. I ain't gotta explain shit. Now, tell me what happened next." He replied, and I began the tale of Nightmare  Moon....