Twilight's POV
"So let me get this straight. You imprisoned a creature with the powers of reality with the essence of friendship?" The Emperor asked. I nodded.
"Sigh. Fucking women. I swear, this is like a girls TV sho...............fuUuuuUck." the Emperor stopped suddenly.
I looked at him quizzically. "What's wrong?" I asked.
"...... I don't want to live on this planet anymore. But I'm forced to. Sigh. So, what happened after? What evil villain came next?" He replied, possibly being sarcastic.
"Well, after the princess's set up a country, we then met the Crystal Empire, led by King Sombra." I told him.
"That guy must have had awful parents." The Emperor said.
Ignoring him, I continued. "After a few years, Sombra went mad with power, and enslaved the Crystal Ponies there. When Celestia and Luna went to stop him, he removed himself and the Crystal Empire from existence." I said.
"You let a guy who had a name like that rule, and when you finally noticed he was evil, you couldn't do shit? I would have killed him immediately. I mean, fuck. S-O-M-B-R-A. Probably got beat up a lot in schools, and when he was king, decided to make everyone's life sucked as much as possible." The Emperor replied.
I gasped at him. "Kill?! But that's a crime against life!" I said, shocked.
"Fucking peace-loving horses. Life is all about killing. The Vegetarian species eat grass, the Carnivore species eats the Veggie, the Carnivore shits out what's left of the Herbivore, and the grass eats the shit that's left over to grow. The circle of fucking life. Really, I'm surprised your species has survived so long. I definitely wouldn't expect them to be the dominant race. At least you aren't religious assholes." The Emperor stated. I looked anywhere but at him.
"Yeah, about that.... we worship Celestia and Luna as deities." I said slowly.
"Sigh. I should have fucking known. Damn asshole psykers." The Emperor cursed.
I tilted my head. "What? What's a psyker?" I asked.
"You mean you don't know what a psyker is? Damn. I would have thought you would at least know that much. I bet there's some sort of Pony Inquisition keeping that shit private in the Spam Filters." He replied. "For one, you are a psyker. You use the Warp for everything, and call it fucking magic."
"What's 'the warp'?" I asked.
"It's the Warp. I ain't gotta explain shit. Now, tell me what happened next." He replied, and I began the tale of Nightmare Moon....
Also, guess what's coming to this series soon?
Hint:
I am The Emperor of Mankind. I watched it grow, and it got away from me. And now, I am disgusted by these questions Holy shit I thought you were the exception to the bunch.
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I like your story and its idea, but these chapters are way too short. Just take your time, and try to put more into these chapters.
Why not get the other 40k Displaced to show up to for laughs. XD
6513107 i just recently found that youtube series and i can easily tell whats going to happen next
6513439 Oh? What comes next? Although, if I had to guess, your going to say The Inquisition. I'll tell you right now: it's sorta kinda halfway like that
Futurama reference for the win!
6513439 What youtube series?
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'If The Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device'
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Link for the Lazies: If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device
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Oh! Speaking of which!
6514092 I'm going to start adding that every time. But first.... I need to figure out how to make it more than just a link, and as the actual video
i love this so much
I really want to like this. I really do. The concept is great and I can kind of see what you are trying to do here but these <1000 word chapters are too damn short to show anything of worth and the whole thing feels somehow hollow.
6514418 I'm planning on making the chapters longer.
Hehe, I know what good old G.E.o.M. sounds like with his Text-to-Speech device but I can´t help but to hear him talk in the way and voice of CID from Saints Row 4.^^
6513449 I think I know XD
Another warhammer!!!ç
Bring it!!
Anyone else came here because they like the text-to-spech device series?
Speaking of which, I was in the recent Q and A as the fragment of emprah's soul asking about the amour.
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Yep, best web series on Youtube.
6517016 yep
Etc not suppose to be there.
When I read this bit this was the first thing that went to my head.... ok I was listening to as I was reading happy?
1. Discipline leads to Victory
2. It is Victory in War that brings Immortality
3. Immortality is the Gift of Chaos
4. In exchange, Chaos demands Blood
5. Thus, Blood must be ever spilt
6. Therefore, Eternal Life demands Eternal War
7. Eternal War demands Eternal Discipline
8. Chaos will always have Blood: Yours or Theirs
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HERETIC!
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No duh
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No no, he’s being a helpful reader by notifying me, the author, that I made a mistake in this chapter, so I could edit it out, which I had done previously. He did a good thing