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// Chapter 154: Legends of Everfree II... Make It Stop, Make It End...! 
// Story: A Journey Beyond Sanity 
// by Darkwing Dust 
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I'm dying.

No, really, I am physically, mentally and spiritually killing myself the longer I stayed in this Godforsaken camp. This is my third day here now, and so far no imbalances nor Zagreus, by extension, have turned up, and I was beginning to conclude that my being here was simply a waste of time, and maybe I should've handled everything to my older self from the get-go.

Speaking with Timber and Daisy last night made me feel physically ill. They had that effect. Every second spent here was conjuring up more bile to my throat. It makes me wish that some imbalance would turn up, just to distract from the hammering reality that I was still here, in Camp Everfree, in the worst Equestria Girls specials among them.

And yet, for some reason, no imbalance had occurred. Even though my preventing Twilight from becoming Midnight has shortened all forced interactions between the girl and Timber, and some aspect of the movie which really should've been the main focus instead of this contrived sloppy excuse for a romance, there wasn't a slightest clue as to imbalance. You'd think Zagreus would've taken advantage of all this by now, especially with my future self carelessly changing things around the camp willy-nilly. Maybe the [BEEP]tard finally learned his lesson after that humiliating defeat in the Crystal Empire.

...Probably not.

A feminine voice teased. "Comfortable up there?"

Hazel eyes opened to regard the light-hearted features of Sunset Shimmer watching me with a smirk, atop my cross-legged position on the boulder. Even though everything about this movie was utterly contemptible, there were two redeeming factors despite how poorly Legends of Everfree treated them.

Here was one of them. "Good morning to you too Sunset." I couldn't stop from smiling back, and that seemed to brighten up her features considerably.

Unfolding her arms, the bacon-haired teen got straight to the point. "Sorry to interrupt your meditation, but we're wondering if you'd join us for a moment in the cafeteria cabin."

...Okay...?

The girl chuckled at my expression. "There's a good reason for it, trust me." Well, if she insisted. I nodded, looking for anything to take my mind off some things. "How goes your progress regarding the geodes?"

Sliding down and landing gracefully on two feet, I was once again thankful for this new human body instead of my old one. A fall like that could've broke my ankles easily. Makes me wonder why, once again, my seeming future has returned to that form. There must be a good reason for it, aside from avoiding utter confusion.

"Well." I began to respond to Sunset's question, stretching slightly with a wry smile. "I spoke with Tweedle [BEEP] and Tweedle [BEEP] last night. Offered to help them keep their camp in exchange for them to put the geodes back."

Sunset nodded, walking alongside me through the open pathway. I took a good spot from a distance of the camp. "And they accepted?"

"You saw Daisy this morning?"

"Yeah."

"Did she still have them on?"

The teen paused briefly, frowning softly. "I think so... Yeah Gloriosa still wore those things around her neck." Sunset cocked a sheepish grin. "So I guess that's a negative to your offer."

"For her sake, she better change her mind before the end of the day." Otherwise I won't be the only one miserable around here.

The teen looked to me with thoughtful cerulean orbs. "You're really not holding back this time." As opposed to all the other times I have? "I mean, I understand your irritation Stardust, but would punishing them really solve anything? Gloriosa just wants to make what's best for her camp, and Timber's just protecting his sister."

I huffed tiredly. "Sunset, if you excuse people's actions because of intentions alone, then nothing gets done! Just because they're not outright awful people doesn't allow them to get away with what they're doing. Timber's harboring a threat to everyone around us, and said threat is letting the magic get the better of her."

Sunset perked a skeptical brow. "You didn't bestow any punishment on me, as I recall. What makes my actions in the past any different than theirs? At least mine were blatantly intended with malice."

"The difference, Sunset, is that you at least acknowledged what you did was wrong, and have worked hard everyday to make up for the past. Very proud of you for that by the way." I added, staring forward with a weary disposition. "They do the exact opposite. Whereas you accept any punishment, they get rewarded for their actions, and don't learn a thing about responsibility and proper management. Hell, the sole reason they were allowed to keep the camp originality was out of sentimental value! Bull[BEEP]! Some even had the nerve to take credit for you girls saving their [BEEP]es."

A tender dark yellow hand grasped my shoulder, Sunset regarding me after that small vent with a concerned expression. "They're clearly good people, Stardust. Misguided, sure, but with the best intentions at heart. All I'm asking is for that wisdom you usually portray and at least give the two a chance to see that, should they follow through with your offer."

"A chance?" My mind went in all directions by the furious idea. "Every second in their presence assaults my brain cells-!" And there I went again! I forced myself to calm down, taking in and releasing a huge breath and regarding the worried teenager solemnly. "I'm sorry, this camp... It's just bringing out the worst in me."

Having taken a step back admist my outrage, Sunset nodded with a tiny, reassuring smile. "It's alright, no harm done." And inquired with the well-intentions of a good friend. "If you want to talk about it, I'm all ears. A role reversal, wouldn't you say?" Sunset added jokingly.

I smirked faintly at the attempt to clear the atmosphere. "I'm fine my dear, just... I just can't stand self-centered [BEEP]holes who can get away with whatever they want. I'm not gonna pretend to be a good person myself Sunset-"

"Which I and many others would severely disagree upon."

"- But I at least acknowledge my flaws and mistakes, and work hard to make up for them. Those two... Their egos almost get everyone killed and then act like everything's okay moments afterwards... It's sickening."

"I can imagine." The teenager nodded with a sympathetic expression, noticing something in her peripheral vision. "We're here." So we were. Sunset led me right to the doors of the wooden cafe, where our friends waited within. Without wasting anytime, she opened the doors and announced to the group huddled around a table. "Look who I found meditating on a rock."

My attention focused from them, then, to the four-layer cake resting atop the surface of the table. Pinkie noticed my reaction and beamed cheerfully, quickly grabbing my sleeve and pulling me along to take a seat right in front of the cake between Applejack and Twilight, the girls smiling at my arrival. As usual, Pinkie's creative in regards to baked goods reaches no boundaries. Milk, white and dark chocolate mixed beautifully against one another. With icing and the words 'Hope this will make your day less gloomy, Stardust' sprinkled on top.

Glad to see Pinkie's gotten her powers under control quickly, clearly. A curious glance to the bubbly teen prompted her widened smile. "Just a hunch that you'd love these kinds of chocolate."

"Twilight - Princess Twilight - mentioned one time that you had a sugar tooth." Sunset commented humouredly, sitting opposite me with a light-hearted grin.

"Makes me worried what else she said about me behind my back." Still, I appreciatively looked from the cake to the girls around me, compelled to ask. "What's this all about?"

Rarity smirked. "Can't we bake a cake as a token of appreciation for everything a good friend has done for us, and asking so little in return?" That would work, if I didn't know you girls well enough. At my sly raised brow, the teens shared glances before they finally relented, the fashioner sighing. "Very well. We are attempting to cheer you up, darling."

Cheer me up?

"Yeah." Rainbow pitched as though hearing my internal question, leaning against the edge of the table. "You've been nothing but moody and distant ever since we arrived here from day one. Clearly you hate camping, anyone can see that."

"And clearly you don't like Gloriosa or Timber." Applejack pointed out beside me, elbow resting on the table as green eyes regarded me knowingly. "But ya didn't really think we'd just pretend to ignore our friend actin' all gloomy and miserable the whole time here?"

"The cake was my idea." Sunset commented as I looked back to the delicacy, slyly pushing back a strand of hair.

"...You didn't have to do this." I pointed out rather quietly, both surprised and immensely flattered by the effort.

"Oh, but we did." Fluttershy chose to respond with a light smile. "After everything you've done for us, Stardust, it'd be unfair for us not to do this in return. So we all put in our own effort together into making this cake of gratitude for our cherished friend."

...God... Dammit.

Hah, it seems these girls just outright refused to let me be miserable about anything.

"We know we can't make you join in on camp activities." This world's Twilight said to my right. "But we can at least make your stay here a lot more endurable. Try to, at least, since you clearly hate being here."

"Which is a real shame." Rarity added with a remiss sigh. "I was hoping all my friends would partake in my fashion display later this afternoon." Hahaha. I couldn't resist chuckling then, which seemed to brighten up everyone around me.

"Hey you laughed!" Pinkie pointed with an enthusiastic grin. "That means it's working! You're finally becoming happy again!"

So I was... "You girls always have that effect, regardless of which world." I stated with a resigned smile, to their amused flattered expressions. Clasping my hands together, I motioned towards the delicacy before us. "Well, cake for breakfast. I've had worse. Hope I won't be eating this alone."

"Heh." Rainbow smirked hungrily. "Thought you'd never ask. So, what are you gonna do afterwards while Rarity's fashion show's going on."

"At the very least I hope you come to watch, Stardust." Rarity added with an apprehensive expression, Pinkie already set to cut up the cake between us all.

Shaking my head, I regarded the pale teen with a small smile. "I'll show up to observe, Rarity. I have no doubt your displays will be as flawless as always." She outright beamed blissfully to the compliment. "As for afterwards... Well, I'll probably walk off this cake, maybe explore the woods a bit more." Camp or no camp, this was still a vast wilderness, and my adventurous side was yearning for me to at least take a peek around.

"I'll join you." Sunset commented upon walking back with the plates, adding then hastily. "At least, if you want the company that is." And ignoring the mischievous glints in some of the girls' eyes.

I shrugged. "Why not? Always enjoy conversing with you Sunset." The teen was completely flustered, hurriedly setting the plates down with pink cheeks across yellow features. I pretended not to dwell on the deeper implications.

Then, another voice inquired. "May that offer be extended?" What now? I looked back to Twilight, smiling hopefully behind those overgrown glasses. "I'd like to join you two for a walk afterwards too, if that's okay."

...Huh.

Both my brows raised into my hair, having not expecting that. "You have no prior engagements?" Referring to a green-haired [BEEP]wipe probably making a fool of himself as we spoke.

Twilight shook her head. "None that I can think of." And tilted her head curiously upon my surprised expression. "Should I have?"

"Uh, no no! I'd be happy for you to join." I quickly said, ignoring the curious brows of my friends. "You're always delightful company, Twilight. Both you and Sunset." And hurriedly looked back to the food. "Now, I'll take the biggest piece Pinkie."





"I'm only saying that, Stardust, you should at least make an attempt with them sooner or later." Sunset pleaded her case continuously as we explored through the woods. "They're not bad people once you get to know them."

I snorted by the weak claim. "I'd sooner make an attempt on their lives than attempt befriending them." Twilight pointedly looked away at that, seeming rather uncomfortable by this growing debate.

The bacon-haired teen sighed and shook her head, voice exasperated with a weak smile. "Is this what Princess Twilight has to endure everyday?"

"Twice a day if she's lucky."

"Calling a heated exchange with you 'lucky' is somewhat skeptical, Stardust."

"Oh I don't know, Twilight seems to love them."

Sunset raised her hands in mock-surrender. "Somehow I'm beginning to think you enjoy arguing for the sake of it." Eh, on occasion. She cracked a faint grin. "But I still think you should interact with Timber and Gloriosa some more."

I scoffed humouredly. "Oh yeah, if I don't have the sensation to punch their mouths every time words flow from them. Sorry Sunset, but there are some people I just can't bear to be around-"

"Can we not talk about this? Please?" Twilight inquired with a furrowed brow, sounding rather desperate about it. Sunset and I exchanged knowing glances, mentally agreeing to relent on this... But from the yellow teen's facial expression, this conversation remained far from over.

Wonderful.

In short time flat, the conversing between us as we ventured around, not wandering too far from the camp itself, changed to some more minor things.

"Let me get this straight." Sunset made a gesture for me to cease talking for a moment. "You thought it was a good idea, despite being already severely injured, to engage an adult dragon head-on in some self-sacrificial attempt to save your friends?"

"Hey I never said it was a sound idea, Sunset." Was my casual reply aided with a shrug, smiling reminiscently. "But at the time... Putting my life before theirs was nothing to be hesitant about. Still isn't."

Sunset shook her head, Twilight regarding us then in a mixture of awe, disbelief and total curiosity.

And two minutes later, as I pushed back a large branch for the two girls to graciously duck beneath.

"Okay, this is where I have to interject." The glasses-wearing teen started with a greatly amused grin, both she and Sunset struggling to contain their giggles at my new tale. "You bet away your own house, purely on a hunch?"

"A hunch which proved, obviously, successful." I smiled slyly. "Y'know, cause friendship wins the day and all, yadda yadda."

"And how did other me react to this... Rather ludicrous... Scratch that, outright ludicrous idea?"

"Naturally your pony self wasn't two pleased, what with her being there as I made the deal to those two con ponies." Sunset and Twilight looked torn between amusement and incredulity. "But luckily, I managed to reassure her that everything would go fine, and Applejack wouldn't let her best friends down."

"And it worked, just like that?" The purple teen raised a skeptical brow. "I'd think I'd be more apprehensive over the prospect of potentially losing my own home on a bet placed on blind luck, even if it was faith in my own friends."

"I may have worked in my natural charm... Whatever that is." I shrugged.

Sunset smirked. "And this was before you and Twilight started dating?"

"Yep." Was my grinning response, emanating a pleased posture. "You'd be shocked how often I exasperated her long before we were even an item."

Both teens shared looks. "I think we have a pretty good idea." Human Twilight responded dryly, which prompted my beaming face to widen.

"Ah sarcasm, probably one of my favourite things about you, Twilight." Even when blushing lightly, the knowledgeable teenager found herself laughing warmly alongside us, and the conversation continued forwards.

And after about an hour of recalling fond memories, Sunset brought something up in regards to the time pony Twilight met her brief future self.

"Kinda like this older version of you being in Camp Everfree." She pointed out, amused and curious at once. "Although, if I'm being entirely honest Stardust, I wasn't expecting you to look so different in the future. I was thinking you'd be more..."

"Handsome?" I quipped lightly, inciting the teen to flush and look away meekly.

"Well... You, if that makes sense."

Twilight nodded, rubbing her chin with two fingers. "Yeah, he looks far too different than the you here with us." And purple sparkling eyes regarded me in thought. "In fact, that Stardust - Or 'Jack' as he prefers for us to call him - looked the same as you did briefly when my device absorbed your magical energy. And when that happened, you reacted negatively and almost... Well..."

Didn't need Balance to tell she still felt guilty about that. Instinctively I placed a hand on her shoulder and gave a comforting squeeze, prompting the studious teen to smile faintly in gratitude. Sunset looked between us, frowning in puzzlement. Oh right, she probably didn't know about that incident.

"That little device Twilight made back at the Friendship Games." I explained for the purple young woman. "Took the magic that was keeping me healthy and alive between both worlds. I almost suffocated after reverting back to an... Old form of mine. The body you see my apparent future possesses."

"But if that's the case." Twilight started skeptically, unafraid nowadays to voice her suspicions. "How is he maintaining that form, and why? If using it causes suffocation on your part, Stardust, what could possibly be preventing your future from collapsing on the spot?" A damn good question, actually.

"Maybe he managed to overcome that in the future." Sunset suggested after a second. "Some form of mastery with some help from magic?"

"Maybe..." But our other friend hardly sounded convinced, Twilight shaking her head. "I just can't shake the feeling that something's not right. I mean, you've revealed that something's amiss in the camp, Stardust, but this is something else, and it involves your future somehow... I might just be imagining it."

I shook my head in turn. "Never doubt your own instincts, Twilight. They've more often than not helped your equine self in the past."

But she was onto something through this line of questioning. And I wish I could have all the answers myself.

The studious young woman glanced to me curiously. "Have you considered asking him these questions yourself?"

"What? Oh no." I waved dismissively with a light smile. "Less I know about my future, the better."

At that, the two teens shared incredulous looks. "You'd... Prefer not knowing your own personal future, in light of the opportunity presented to us?" Sunset sought clarification through an uncertain tone.

"Correct." Now I was more casual matter-of-fact about it. "I like things to be kept as a surprise. It's dangerous to be aware of events yet to come." I say, the man who constantly uses that knowledge to his advantage. But the future of the show and the future of myself were two different subjects entirely. "They often causes rash decisions that end up with disastrous consequences. It's better that I be kept in the dark, no matter how curious I am myself."

"But, wouldn't it be wise to ask your future self what exactly he's doing here, and what he attempts to do despite the insinuated repercussions?"

"Funnily enough, that I did ask last night." The two were now focused solely on my words, and I made a sheepish gesture. "Though all I got was vague answers. Seems my own future doesn't trust himself. Can't blame the man. All he told was to stay clear and let him do all the work."

Twilight frowned. "But you're getting involved anyway."

"Of course." I rolled my eyes with a light smirk. "When do I ever listen to myself? Do as I say, not as I do, girls. I'm not going to simply sit by when there's work to be done, my future self's warning be damned."

"So, despite the caution the other you stressed, and again last night, against interfering with anything, you thoroughly ignored your own advice and trusted your own instincts instead." Sunset summarized, and at my light grin the teen shook her head with an incredulous smile. "Should I be noting all this down for future practice, O' wise mentor?"

Twilight wasn't as amused, stepping forward with an inquisitive disposition, voicing uncertainty. "So, you're going to keep getting yourself involved as opposed to leaving it to your future, whom already knows how things happened and is trying to correct any mistakes made here in the trip? No offense, Stardust, but aren't your actions here a little... Presumptuous?"

I exhaled, speaking now rather firmly. "Twilight, I have to stay true to who I am now than the man I will be. If that makes sense."

"I gotcha." Sunset nodded, smiling lightly. "No matter what, you refuse to sit idly by while others are in potential danger. Well don't worry Stardust, you're not alone in this fight despite your insistence to leave things to you." That last part was added with knowing humour.

"Still, it'd help to know what precisely this other Stardust intends to do." Twilight refused to let it go for the moment, staring into the distance of trees with thought. "I could understand if he has a reason not to trust himself-"

"Thanks love. You always know the right things to say."

"- But what about his friends?" Twilight ignored my flat reaction and shone concern in her eyes. "Does he not trust us? Did something happen? A potential rift yet to come between us and Stardust? Maybe he thinks we can't be trusted enough to help out, or maybe-"

"Twilight, Twilight." Sunset beat me to it, placing both hands on her friend's shoulder with a stern yet soft expression, interjecting calmly. "There's no need to be worried. I'm sure Stardust's older self has his reasons to be secretive. A rift between us as friends would never, ever happen, right Stardust?"

"What this wise student said." I helped reassure the concerned purple teen, nodding. "What reason would I have to want nothing to do with you girls? It's not your fault this world and most of its inhabitants suck so bad."

Sunset gave me a flat look, but I could spot the mirth in her twitched lips and cerulean orbs. Twilight at least cracked a tiny smile by my attempt to help her. "Would it be a good idea to leave things to... Jack, then?"

"If Daisy refuses to put the geodes back." Which seemed highly unlikely, but I'd like to possess some shred of hope the woman held a tiny piece of common sense in her. Again, I blame my Twilight for making me more positive about things.

It then just occurred to me where exactly we stopped by. Remember that scene with Twilight's dull solo number by that log in front of a pond, also where Daisy was sulking in a flashback over how terrible she was at her job? Yep this place, and the three of us were now standing next to said pond and taking a moment to admire the scenery. At least Hasbro had visuals going for them; it's something to compensate for the vast amount of nothingness going on in this movie.

"So what's the deal behind that name?" Sunset asked, taking a seat by the rather clean log and motioning for us to join. Of course I take center spot. "Pony Twilight calls you that, Stardust, and now your older self wants others to address him as that to avoid confusion. Is there a meaning behind it, since everyone usually calls you Stardust?"

Interlocking my hands, I leaned forward and nodded. "Stardust Balance was the name I adopted upon meeting my Twilight and the rest for the first time; a sign of a new life, I suppose." I shrugged, never really dwelling much on the matter. "Twilight exclusively calls me by my real name as a sign of how close we are."

"Ohh." Sunset responded in epiphany, tilting her head with a smirk. "So then, what was your real name? Not simply 'Jack' I imagine."

Again, a shrug. "Jack Edward James Wright. I know, not really impressive."

"Huh." The teen proceeded to taste the name on her tongue. "Jack Wright... Simple, not a really common name. I like it." Sunset grinned sincerely, inciting my amused chuckle. Thanks I think.

"Why Stardust Balance?" Twilight spoke up, openly curious. "What incited you to develop that name?"

"It just... Naturally came to me." I gave a sheepish smile, not really knowing how else to respond. "Seemed to fit the most."

"Not 'Abrasive Mentor' then?"

"Heh, or 'Blatant Warrior?'"

"Or 'Word Fighter?'"

"Nor 'Impertinent Flirt?'"

"Oh God." I dove my head into my hands at the two jesters between me, grinning widely. "Never mind everything else that's wrong in this camp; it's you two teaming up on me that's the worst part!"

I heard the two share chuckles, feeling a soft pat against my back. "Face it 'Jack,' you're outmatched." Sunset pointed out humouredly. "And being here isn't that bad. Maybe we need to find the right camp activity for you."

"Oh goodie." I whipped up an amused flat look to the smiling teen. "Because I just yearn to partake in a game hosted by irresponsible caretakers."

Twilight coughed loudly. "I thought we agreed no more on that." But the studious girl was smirking regardless. "Don't make me just sick Timber on you, Stardust."

"Do it. I'll [BEEP]ing knock his teeth out the moment he tries anything." Both girls groaned by my jesting yet serious expression, sharing exasperating looks. "But glad to see you're becoming more open about yourself nowadays, Twilight."

"Huh?" The girl blinked, whereas Sunset smirked and nodded.

"He means how far you've come out of your shell since making friends." My student proceeded to clarify. "You're much more open and true to yourself without anyone pressuring you now. It's a great thing Twilight."

"Oh." The addressed Twilight shyly looked away with pink cheeks, sheepish flattery written all over her face. "I guess it's because I have such amazing friends to begin with, who've done nothing but helped me and asked for so little in return."

Oh, I don't know about that. I glanced back to Sunset slyly. "How often does Rainbow ask for Twilight to do her homework?"

Instead of answering sensibly, the bacon-haired former pony just flat-out laughed, not bothering to restrain herself. Guess that was funnier than I was anticipating. Taking a moment of amusement, Sunset grinned brightly towards me. "It's fantastic that you're here Stardust. You're wonderful company."

"Nah." I motioned to both girls after Twilight nodded in agreement with our friend, myself pointing out. "I'm the one sat between the two most amazing women of this world." Sunset snorted, but blushed just as red as Twilight, both turning away from my greatly amused state. "Honestly, you two are probably the most incentive I have not to simply burn down this camp to the-"

I was cut off by the sudden blow to my stomach. Invisible, but quite there.

The [BEEP]?!

"Stardust?" I heard Twilight inquire curiously beside me, but I couldn't really answer since I was suddenly clutching my chest and breathing heavily, threatening to keel over and perhaps vomit. "Stardust?!"

I felt two pairs of hands holds my arms and chest firmly, Sunset immediately gasping for some reason, to prevent me from dipping into the shiny pond, the heavy wave of imbalance so abrupt and sudden it took me entirely by surprised. Admittedly I should've been expecting this. I should've anticipated it...

Agh... Feels like I was being stabbed, over and over. My senses were in overdrive, all over the place and threatening to burst my head open. Grimacing, I struggled to stand, my friends thankfully helping me upwards upon figuring out my intent, keeping me in firm grasps with Sunset's comforting voice there to help.

"Easy there." She soothed, looking up to me with clear concerned blue eyes. Twilight was less than calm about it.

"What's going on?" The knowledgeable teen asked to my right. "What's happening to you Stardust? Tell us!"

So... That [BEEP]tard finally decided to turn up...

"Imbalance..." I breathed out finally, gritting my teeth whilst acknowledging the incredulous looks of my friends. Managing to recover somewhat, I straightened and their hold on me softened by my calmer expression. "Go back to the others, in case they're in danger."

"They can take care of themselves." Was Sunset's firm response, tone and look leaving no room for debate. "Whatever you're going to do, I'm helping. Twilight?"

"Uh, yeah." The studious teen nodded before composing a serious expression. "Just tell us where we're going."

...Ugh, there was no time to argue. Another tidal wave of imbalance like that and I'll just collapse to the ground. Mentally preparing myself, I regarded the two girls. "It may be dangerous." No, will be dangerous.

They shared knowing looks. "All the more reason for us to help." Sunset added with a faint smirk. "Wouldn't want a repeat of last time, after all."

"Meaning you wouldn't want another excuse to give me CPR? I'm hurt."

Twilight pressed in worry. "Stardust, where are we going?"

"To the source of the sudden imbalance." That said, I recovered enough to venture down the path the magic was spiritually emanating from, the two girls quick to follow. "And I think I have a good idea where it's coming from..."





My hunch was correct, unfortunately so.

"It's beautiful..." Twilight whispered, taking note of the shiny interior before us by the entrance. Clearly Sunset was just as awed, the bright pink crystals leaking out of the walls, floor and ceiling of the cave entirely beyond what they were clearly anticipating.

I, however, could only shiver by the waves of imbalance waiting inside, as if Zagreus was calling out for me. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring these two with me.

Wait, scratch that, it was a horrendous idea from the start.

"You have to go back. Right now." I whirled to face the two blinking teens. "Your friends need you more than I. If something happens, you're the last line of defense."

Twilight only chuckled nervously. "Gee Stardust, it almost sounds like Zagreus is in there or something if you're that... Worked up..." She trailed off, her expression paling by my expression alone to her lucky guess. Or unlucky. Very, extremely unlucky... The teen gulped, but stood where she was. "T-Then, if he's in there, that means it's just as dangerous for you as it is for us. You shouldn't face this alone."

"You're not equipped to face someone like him." I insisted wearily, the unstable magic getting to me and almost making me sway. "Neither of you are worth losing over me or anyone else in this Godforsaken camp."

Sunset was far more abrasive about her and Twilight's conviction, stepping forward a jabbing a finger to my chest, frowning severely. "Listen buster, we're coming with you whether you like it or not. I almost lost you once. Twilight nearly lost you multiple times before. And, quite frankly, I'll be damned before I allow my... Friend to get himself seriously hurt out of some noble attempt to keep us safe." Sunset clearly corrected herself over something, glaring right back at me. "That look won't work on me, Stardust. Don't even try to stop us."

The stare- Sorry, glare contest would be more astute, Sunset matching my stance and expression perfectly, Twilight looking between us apprehensively. God dammit, one of those times where I wished that general Equestrian cowardice would show up. But Sunset was always made of stronger self, and I probably didn't help with encouraging her in that part. Because, right now, she was using that same courage against me.

Groaning tiredly, I turned back, relenting for now. There were bigger things at stake here. "Just stay behind me." Was my firm response, entering into the illuminated cave first with the girls, thankfully, obliging. The path down didn't take as long, the two teens making conversation regarding their surroundings, but I was only concentrated on one simple matter.

And if my future self wasn't here quick enough to help... Well, that's his lost.

Regardless, I needed a plan, and fast. Without Balance to physically aid me in this human form, I'm useless against Zagreus, who's become who-knows much stronger with the significant changes made around these events. I had half a mind to blame my future self for helping there... Unless he wanted Zagreus to turn up this way.

Again, would've really helped if older me wasn't being such a vague [BEEP]hole about his intentions.

But the bigger concern was keeping Twilight and Sunset here out of harm's way. If Zagreus was inside, I'd have to keep him distracted from the girls. And knowing his habit for casual dramatics, that wouldn't be really be too hard if I kept the creature talking.

And, to be honest, dying in Camp Everfree was the last thing I wanted from today. That'd just be salt in the fatal wound. I wish Starswirl would speak to me at the moment, guide me to do something. Hell, even Sombra! He was a pony of action, he'd know what to do regarding my dilemma right now.

...I miss him.

From behind me, the teens gasped. "Look!" Twilight obviously pointed out to the large chunks of pink crystals at the end of the round rocky room, holding the final two pieces I was rather thankful, yet confused, to still being there. Unfortunately, seems Daisy was still ignoring my advice as the others were absent still. "Are those...?"

"The last two geodes." I nodded as we approached, glancing over to the two awed students. "Both of yours, to be specific."

They blinked. "I'm sorry?" Sunset inquired in bafflement.

I sighed, looking back to face them and provide the brief summary. "Seven geodes, each connected to you girls. They're what gave you these powers in the first place. How and why, I have no clue." Nor am I going to dwell on it. The whole superpower aspect of the movie was opening an entire new can of worms. "No Zagreus..." I murmured lowly whilst cautiously glancing around, body tense for any sort of ambush. Meanwhile, Sunset and Twilight both approached the remaining two tiny gems and inspected them in wonder.

"I can feel it..." Sunset whispered curiously, frowning softly. "This geode... It feels like it's a part of me... I don't know how to explain it."

"So these are what gave us our abilities here." Twilight stated openly, unable to remove her gaze from her own gem resting before the studious teenager. "With the magic that Gloriosa's been abusing for a long time now, right Stardust?" I nodded, though she seemed to have been rhetorical about it. "This magic... It feels different than the Friendship Games... And you're saying they're meant us? Our friends, Sunset and I?"

"This only reinforces our talk last night." Sunset looked to Twilight then, never appearing more seriously and attracting the other teen's attention onto her. "We have to persuade Gloriosa to give up the other geodes, and fast." The bacon-haired student looked down with a furrowed brow, voicing her apprehensive concern. I can't help but shake the feeling that something awful's about to happen."

"You won't have to worry about that anymore."

The [BEEP]? Our gazes snapped incredulously to the male voice, and not belonging to my future self nor Zagreus. Instead, it was a certain camp counselor that made me want to bang my head against a wall every time I saw him.

"Timber?" Twilight stepped forward in shock. "Wh-What are you doing here?"

But- But that can't be right? Wasn't this near the moment... Actually it would be around precisely this moment where Daisy became Gia Everfree. What the [BEEP] has changed here now?!

As if to answer that inward confusion, the boy raised a hand and opened his palm, revealing the necklace of the five other colourful gems. "I should be asking that of you, Twilight." He replied with a wry smile before green eyes narrowed distrustfully in my direction. "So he was right... You would try to stop me."

I glared right back, not liking that resigned tone nor look in his eyes. My hand instinctively reached out to Twilight to keep her back, but the teenager shrugged off my grip and approached cautiously. "Timber... What are you doing with those? I thought Gloriosa had them."

He grinned lightly. "She did." God how I desired to wipe that look off his face with my fists. "I snuck them off her when she wasn't looking." How... Convenient. "And now I understand what needs to be done."

"You're putting them back?" Twilight sounded both relieved and hopeful. Of course, any girl would like to think their first crush is a knight in shining armour without any flaws to them. I couldn't stop myself rolling my eyes. Sunset had yet to say anything. Hell, the yellow teenager was looking back and forth between the geodes resting on the crystals and those in Timber's palm.

Timber chuckled. "I wish it was simply that. I was against Gloriosa using them, you know, right from the beginning. It was too risky, and she could've gotten herself and others hurt. If you ask me, the camp wasn't worth saving if people were in danger because of it."

I'm agreeing with him, and I hate that.

"But... That won't stop her." He gazed thoughtfully to the glimmering geodes in his hand, voice almost wistful and somber. "She's become too obsessed with their power. I need to prevent her from going too far, once and for all."

...Did... Did my future self persuade Timber to take the rocks off his sister and place them back?Thatwas his masterplan?

The atmosphere was tense, the counselor looking quite remorseful with a deep sigh, staring up to smile lightly to the purple teen. "I'm sure she'll never forgive me for this, nor will a few certain others. But I'm doing this for the greater good."

I didn't like that tone...

"Doing what exactly?" Sunset followed my exact thoughts, taking one step forward with a heavy frown. "'Cause it sounds like you're doing more than just simply place the geodes back."

"You're right." Timber nodded, looking completely serious. "I'm going to do something I should've done from the very beginning." Like what, seal up the cave?

Twilight had a worse idea. "You're not going to destroy them, are you?" And the boy's silence was only darkening the mood. He couldn't be serious? "Timber? Please tell me that's not your intention." If it was, the boy was a greater fool than I ever took him credit for, and that's saying a lot. "Timber you're scaring me." Twilight wasn't afraid to confess, the boy looking anywhere but directly at her.

Timber sighed. "I'm sorry, but it's the only way. The only way to keep my sister out of harm's way. And one day..." He regarded the ceiling with a solemn disposition, as if finally making his decision. "One day, you might forgive me for this." And ran past Twilight, Sunset and I before we could stop him.

"Wait!"Both my student and I called out in desperate panic, the boy reaching towards the crystals and grabbing the last two geodes with his hand-

A force of wind blasted against me, whipping my coat back and prompting me to lean back in shock. Sunset yelped in distress, having been so close to the magical backlash, though I quickly managed to catch the woman before she was flung across the room and leaned over her protectively, shielding my face with my free arm. Sunset clutched onto me tightly, Twilight having to fend off the powerful gust of magic for herself. My face clenched, Balance screaming in sheer surprise and agony over the changes made today.

A magical white orb floated where Timber once stood, and Twilight cried out in shock and horror. "Timber!" Sunset and I could only stare incomprehensibly, unable to believe what just happened. The boy foolishly charged in and grabbed the last two gems with the hand holding the others. The sheer amount of stupidity was overwhelming, but even so I felt an urge to reach and desperately save the idiot myself if I could.

But another voice interjected all too merrily. "Oh bravo! Bravo!" My turned back in surprise to the older version of yours truly stepping into from the wide hallway, applauding with a widened grin. "What a show, am I right? I mean good grief Jack. Teenagers huh? They think because they have a position of management that gives them the entitlement to do as they please!"

Twilight wasn't so thrilled. "Please, you have to help us!" She called out towards my future. "Timber, he's being consumed by that white light! We have to save him!"

The bald man barely looked sympathetic towards the distraught teen. "Ohh that's too bad. The damage, my dear, is already done. Behold." Reluctantly, we followed his motion towards the light lessening in brightness, encompassed then with a green hue and an all too familiar shape which caused stunned gasp.

No...

Sunset, still holding onto me, elicited a noise of disbelief by the floating figure before me.

Impossible...

Twilight stepped forward, slowly, in horrified anxiousness. "T-Timber...?"

Absolutely [BEEP] off...

The male equivalent to the villain opened his eyes, illuminating green sickly orbs with all traces of humanity firmly not present. His frown was quickly replaced by a small grin. "Yes Twilight..." An echo-y voice cooed. "It's me..."

Timber?!

Timber is Gia Everfree?!

TIMBER?!

Twilight reached out, slowly, ready to accept Timber's seeming harmless offered hand. But from the corner of my vision-

"NO!" I roared and leaped forward, pulling a yelping Twilight back before the vines could grab her unsuspecting ankles, entangling themselves instead. His fist clenched tightly, Timber growled darkly, which I eagerly returned. Gia or no Gia, show fear in front of Timber Spruce? Hell no.

"That's not Timber..." Sunset muttered worriedly and cautiously. "Not anymore..."

"Don't you dare." I snapped irritably, not keeping my eyes off the monstrosity before me. "Don't you dare make excuses for him." And called out with snark. "And I thought your sister's overconfidence concerning the geodes was nonsensical." I nodded towards the seven gems resting around the boy's neck. "You surprise me on a whole new level, Timber... Or would you prefer Gia? Or [BEEP]face? Or Egocentric Mongrel?"

"Stardust!" Sunset hissed behind my shoulder. "Now's not the time!" Before raising her voice as well and addressing someone else. "You knew, didn't you, that this would happen in the first place?"

"On the contrary my dear." That irritable older deep voice responded. "I hoped for it." What?! Older me walked forward with an air of regal casualness, grinning with widened arms. "Rather preferable than the cliche she-demon theme going on, wouldn't you say Jack?"

"You counted on this?!" I motioned incredulously to the floating creature, blinking rapidly and unable to calm the disbelieving fury from my tone. "This never happened! I hate Timber as much as the next sensible person, but I wouldn't... I would never...!"

"Wouldn't you?" My other self had a knowing twinkle in his eye. "Was it not your intent to have the camp shut down in the first place, old friend?" Sunset and Twilight gaped to me in shock, prompting my reluctant grimace. "You knew young Gloriosa would never accept your proposal, and planned to have the whole place those two worked so hard to keep up and running closed down and them out of a job."

"More preferable than this!" I snapped angrily, regarding my absurd future, if he even deserved to be called that, in utter disbelief. "Why would you do this?! You've pretty much justified everything I've said about him! Why condemn him and his sister to this irreversible fate?!"

Timber, meanwhile, was still floating behind me and saying nothing, though I cared little for anything he had to say in favour of myself. Yes that sounded self-centered but I couldn't [BEEP]ing care less at the moment! I needed to understand; JUST WHAT THE HELL WAS MY FUTURE SELF THINKING?!

"Oh Jack, Jack, Jack..." He slowly began, reaching his destination right between us and the floating male Gia Everfree, a slow grin rising on his pale face. "Do you still possess that naivety influenced by Princess Twilight and her asinine friends? Really, have you still yet to uncover who I really am?"

Who he... What...?

He nodded with a sinister smirk to Twilight. "A pleasure to see you again, by the way, dear Twilight. It hasn't been too long since we last crossed paths. And you disappoint me still." What?! The human version of my girlfriend flinched, looking just as uncertain as I. Old me... No, the older man regarded me expectantly. "As for us, dear Twilight Warrior, it hasn't been far too long, not since you and that traitorous King with his mate opposed me in the Crystal Empire..."

"Crystal Empire..." And suddenly, it all added up. "Zagreus...!"

The monster simply grinned to my dark realizing growl. "Hello you." Was his simple, true greeting, before nodding once to Gia.

And suddenly, I heard Twilight and Sunset call my name out in shock and worry as I was unprepared for the whipping vines to slam into my chest and knock the air from me, my blurred sight darkening as my back hit something hard and promptly knocking my state out like a light.





"...Get away with this!"

"...Have my dear."

Ugh...

What hit me...?

...Twilight!

Eyes snapped open, blinking wearily as memories poured rushing in, feeling a bruise against my back which will probably last a good while. Teeth grit in anxious pain, I strive to endure that ache, and focus, attempting to get my bearings. Timber, Gia, Zagreus...

That's right.

That happened... Somehow.

To my right, Sunset's voice spoke up in objective indignation. "What's your endgame here? What could you possible expect to become the outcome over doing this to Timber? To Camp Everfree?"

The tone imitating mine flawlessly responded rather callously. "In the short term? Nothing but pain and pleasure... The latter on my part. In the long term, however, the significant backlash against Balance because of today will be worth all the effort I made amidst my time here."

"Backlash?" I heard Twilight inquire apprehensively, and I finally took in the full view, realizing how utterly immobile I was.

That's a given, considering like the two teens, I was trapped entirely in vines; waist, arms and legs planted firmly against the stone wall, green plants keeping me completely stuck. Sunset and Twilight, to my right, were in equal positions on the wall beside me, both regarding our shared enemy in wariness and anxiety. Zagreus, still adorning my would-be appearance, had both hands behind him with a calm, cheerful disposition. Definitely a lot happier individual than usual. Heh, I could just imagine Sombra scolding me for not quickly taking the chance to attack.

The human version of my girlfriend spoke once again, making an effort to sound composed and certain. "You won't win. We defeated you last time and we can do it again!"

Zagreus raised an unimpressed brow. "Oh? By last time, I suppose you refer to almost aiding me in my goals."

"I've learned since then, Zagreus." Whoa. Even Sunset looked at her friend in surprise by the edge in the purple teenager's tone, Twilight flat-out glowering towards our opponent.

Whom all but scoffed, barely intimidated. "Charming. I see your other self's partner has begun influencing your mannerisms." And waved dismissively, turning away with a patient smile. "Your words are irrelevant regardless, Miss Sparkle. You and your insignificant friends are of no interest to my intentions at the given time."

"Such as the extermination of all living things."

"Ah!" I flinched by the black eyes which have now replaced hazel, Zagreus turning to me with an open grin. "And he awakens! I was beginning to worry, Jack, I thought I'd have to destroy you without you even being conscious for it."

I glared disdainfully, giving my enemy a once-over. "Not really an improvement from your last body, Zagreus." Before addressing the two girls trapped alongside me tiredly. "Are you two hurt?"

They shook their heads, the only parts of their bodies besides fingers and toes they could move. "We should be asking you that Stardust." Sunset replied with a wry smile, struggling against the vines once again. Zagreus chuckled darkly, slowly moving towards both flinching teens and muttered maliciously.

"Always being concerned for other's well-being than his own..."

"One hair on their heads." Words underlying darkened vows escaped my throat from the sight of Zagreus daring to reach out to the apprehensive girls. "I [BEEP]ing dare you."

"Hm... Valid point." Black eyes regarded me with blatant contempt. "Why bother toying with them when I can just annihilate you, here and now?" Before moving towards my helpless state, right about some centimeters away from me. My body tensed, teeth grit anxiously as the intention in those monster's eyes were clear.

"Leave him alone!"

"Don't you dare touch him!"

"You've cost me a great deal of time and energy boy." Zagreus began lowly, ignoring the two protesting teens in favour for raising his open palm directly aimed at my chest. My body shivered, feeling the raw energy of malice begin to concentrate into the man's hand. "Your little stunt at the Empire almost destroyed me, had I not escaped last second. And yet, even the reformation of that former King was enough to generate the imbalance needed to sustain a proper, working body, as opposed to that walking husk. So really, I should be thanking you."

"And you decided to take on a body which was originally mine." I scowled, despite the ever-growing reality that this possibly the moment where I died. "Should I be flattered or affronted?"

The abomination continued as if I haven't even spoken. "Right that minor setback, I moved on to the next event, that being this little trip to Camp Everfree. Adopting your name and mannerisms, with a touch of my own flair you desperately needed, I earned the trust of these self-centered teenagers by promising to help them keep their tiny dull camp in exchange for obeying my every command. As you can imagine, young Gloriosa would do anything to preserve the memory of her family's childish legacy."

I said nothing, partially wishing the man would just get on with it. Sunset and Twilight wore more concerned expressions in contrast to my seeming indifference and defiance against the blackened orb of unstable magic gathering in Zagreus' hand.

"It was all too easy, insultingly so. But convenient I suppose." He shrugged, smirking to my position with a humoured expression on the features he stole. "I knew you would make your appearance, and thus planned in preparation. The woman becoming Gia Everfree was something meant to occur, and we couldn't have that. That's where young Timber Spruce came in. Young, brash, egocentric Timber. He'd do anything to keep his sister safe... Including becoming a monster in her place."

As if he expected me to feel any sorts of empathy there. That possibility was thrown out the window during the final party scene. I simply glared, inwardly daring the monster to do his worst.

But then, I noticed something...

"Where is he?"

"Oh, right now? Causing all manners of chaos and disharmony at the camp, I having sent the man on his way." Zagreus spoke as if it were all immaterial, taking note of my darkening expression. "But you shouldn't have to be so concerned, Jack. In fact, I thank you for your assistance. To think, you interfering with Twilight's original destination during the Friendship Games caused an effect of change against Balance here! You should be thrilled; I sincerely hope that preventing our young friend here from becoming a monster herself was worth all the death and destruction today."

Before I could retort, it was Sunset who fired back heatedly. "Implying any of that will ever come to fruition!" Zagreus paused, glancing at my friend and student indifferently. Struggling once again, the young teen added with a fiery passionate conviction. "You forget, Zagreus. Our friends are still at the camp, and they'll do everything in their power to stop Timber from hurting anybody!" She grunted, cerulean eyes blazing in open defiance that I felt such pride, despite the current danger we were in. "You'll never win, so long as we fight back and believe in our friends!"

"...I suppose you would die in place for these unworthy pests, Jack?"

My silent glare was the only answer needed.

Zagreus shrugged, the cackling energy now brushing my dark brown hair and forcing my teeth to clench harder. This was probably it. "I'll thank you one last time then, Jack. Your unwillingness for this world's Twilight to be with anyone but Timber only made things all the more easier. Convincing him what was best had become a simple matter of persuasion in the right direction. Now then, no more stalling." The orb of imbalance raised directly towards my unprotected face, and I felt the energy ready to consume me whole, prompting my flinch. "Goodbye, your Worshipfulness."

Funny how barely scared I was. Guess all near-death experiences up to this point made me feel numb over the sensation of cold fear... Ah well, as Zagreus said, my life gone over theirs. I managed to give the panicking Sunset and Twilight one tiny smile of reassurance, more than prepared to meet my destiny head-on-

Something white and shiny protected me from the blast, impacting the orbs and prompting fire and smoke to fly. I grimaced, leaning back in surprise by the unexpected magical shield suddenly appearing before me, and immediately leaving once the smoke cleared down. From the other side, Zagreus stepped back once, sneering in disbelief.

"My humblest apologies." A certain elegant voice began. "But I'm afraid our friend won't be going anywhere anytime soon. Perhaps next time, say around...?"

"Never?"

"That would be the apt word darling."

Well as I live and breath- Wait, what were they doing here?! Twilight and Sunset couldn't have looked more thrilled by the sight of the five teens gathered by the cave entrance into the room, all staring down Zagreus in ready defiance. Even Fluttershy looked more than ready to kick some arse. But seriously, what were they doing here?

Rainbow answered as though hearing that question. "We were worried about our friends being gone so long, Rarity even postponed the fashion show to help look for you guys. So." She added with folded arms and a sly smirk. "Guessing you're not really Stardust's future self? That explains why you're so butt-ugly instead."

Applejack, with her enhanced strength, used this advantage to help pull out the vines holding the other two girls in place without effort, followed with me. Rarity continued with a faint smile. "I speculate we are addressing the man who has caused both Stardust and our Twilight so much grief in the past. Zagreus was it not? I must say, your choice in fashion is simply deplorable!"

"I'm thinkin' his fashion sense is the least worrisome thing at the moment Rarity." The farmer commented in sly humour, expression proceeding to glare towards the scowling creature. "No one tries to hurt our pals and gets away with it mister. Consider yerself outnumbered and outmatched."

But, as I predicted, Zagreus was barely fazed by the vague threat, simply chuckling darkly and taking small steps backwards from the group. "It matters little what you believe you've accomplished today." The monster spat. "The fact you're all gathered here makes things easier for me. My work here is already done."

No you don't!

But, to my bitter outrage, a flash of black light consumed the man before I could reach him, and Zagreus was already gone. My reaction was... Unhappy, to say the least. The reality of everything crashing down to my processing brain as I released one word filled with vinegar.

"[BEEP]!"

A purple hand brushing my shoulder reassuringly. "We'll get him next time." Twilight said with a tiny smile, prompting my hardened frown.

"Never mind that." I turned back to face the teen and Sunset fully, the latter being comforted by Fluttershy and Pinkie. "Are you sure Zagreus didn't hurt you?"

"He didn't."

"Not even one hand on either of you?"

"None."

"Because if he did there will be blood-!"

"Stardust." Twilight's firm voice cut me off, the exasperated teen smiling in both humour and flattery, shaking her head. "You don't have to worry. Sunset and I were spared from that monster's wrath." Then at least something good came out of this. Twilight then sighed, expression shifting to complete sadness. "I just wish the same could be said for Timber."

Ah... Yes...

At that, the girls shared uncertain glances whilst Sunset regarded Twilight with sympathy. "Did something to happen to Timber?" Rarity inquired in worry. Undeservedly so.

"You could say that." Sunset walked forward and placed a hand on Twilight's shoulder, prompting the latter to face her. My pupil smiled in reassurance. "We'll save him, Twilight. Trust me on this. With the magic of friendship by our side, we can overcome anything."

"Plus, we've got some awesome superpowers to help us beat anything!" Rainbow added excitedly, fisting the air to clear the tense atmosphere.

"How did you girls find us anyway?" Sunset then looked to the others curiously.

Applejack smirked, motioning to a certain pink-haired teen. "Ya got Fluttershy to thank for that. She asked her little critter friends around the woods for any sightin' of yer three. We just followed the trail."

Fluttershy smiled lightly. "They were very helpful, especially when we managed to reach you in time."

Helpful, yes. But the implications were still horrifying to consider. Timber was currently on his way to cause havoc to the camp still. And God knows how much more destruction he may prompt in contrast to his older sibling. Zagreus was right, the damage was done... And it fell to me to clean up the mess.

My mess...

"These powers are really amazing aren't they?!" Pinkie pitched in, beaming away in obliviousness. And then, Twilight's hand touched my back for me to focus on the glasses-wearing teen again. Twilight was frowning as I turned to face her.

"Was all of that true?" She asked quietly, as if unable to grasp the concept herself. "Were you really trying to minimize me from spending time with Timber as much as possible?"

Oh my God. "Is that relevant now?" But that expression on her face was something I couldn't ignore, sighing and rubbing my face tiredly. "I'm not gonna decide who you can and cannot date, Twilight. That's your choice, but... In all honesty... I [BEEP]ing prefer Flash Sentry being the right guy for you than Timber Goddamn Spruce."

Rainbow whistled. "That's saying a lot. You hate the guy!"

Speaking of the guy, a voice called out worriedly. "Hello? Are you guys in there?!"

"Huh." Rainbow blinked. "Speaking of Flash, here he comes." The blue-haired teen appeared from the narrow hallway of the cave to come greet us, spotting us all followed with a sigh of relief.

"Thank goodness. I was looking all over camp for you guys!" Hurrying forward, Flash added with a note of concern towards me. "Stardust, I overheard that guy, Jack, and Timber converse just a moment ago. They were talking about you."

Of course they were. "Aren't I humbled?" You're a little late to the party, Flash. The damage has already been done.

Flash ignored the dry remark. "Jack persuaded Timber into thinking you're gonna do everything in your power to shut down the camp regardless of whether or not Timber and his sister agree with you about a deal. Also, there's apparently no choice but for someone else to 'take the plunge' in order to keep everyone safe."

...Huh.

"That's similar to what Zagreus said just before..." Sunset commented thoughtfully, glancing my way with concerned blue eyes. "Was that your plan from the start, Stardust, regardless of whether or not Zagreus was involved in any of this?" The girls looked between Sunset and back to me, some frowning in worry, confusion or suspicion. Guess which belonged to who, I don't have time to be specific.

"We'll talk about that later." Was my stern response. "Right now, Timber's on his way to the camp and is gonna hurt God knows how many innocents." I turned to address everyone fully. "He's been transformed by the seven geodes, and intends nothing but harm." I huffed, beginning to grow tired of all this already. "Without my own magic, I'm useless. I'll have to once again ask you girls to risk your lives to help protect the innocent."

They all shared one look amongst each other, Rarity speaking on their behalf. "Simply tell us what we need to do."





"Go find Celestia." I ordered to the only other male among us as all hurried back towards the camp. "Tell her to start the evacuation plan we discussed, she'll know what to do." Flash nodded, altering his own course down another pathway through the woods where he probably last saw the Principal.

And then, a rainbow blur incited us to pause, the athletic teen saluting before making her report. "Bad news boss, Timber's already reached Camp Everfree. And boy does he look angry."

"Has anyone been hurt?" Because I swear to God no empathy on Twilight's part will prevent me from unleashing righteous fury against the boy if so...

Rainbow shook her head with a confident smirk. "Helped people nearby by keeping his distance from them. I distracted Timber long enough for him to try to catch me."

"Try?"

"Wild goose chase. He thinks I've gone another way entirely."

That'll do. "Good work Rainbow." That said, I turned to the others next. "The students are our first priority. I need you girls to make sure they get away as safely as possible."

Sunset stepped forward anxiously. "What are you gonna do?"

I smiled wryly. "Someone has to keep Timber distracted long enough in the meantime."

Immediately, one look shared among them before the protests start.

"What? No!"

"That's too dangerous!"

"You said it yourself; you have no magic to aid you!"

"You could get seriously hurt!"

"Nothing new before!" They paused by my raised snappish tone. God dammit, I sighed and attempted composure. "After you girls have finished taking everyone else to safety, it's time to use the magic of friendship together and use it against Timber. The energy should cause the geodes to respond and revert the boy to normal."

Without awaiting anymore protests, I quickly trekked forward, the others following with clearly worried yet confident dispositions. The clearing was revealed to us only moments afterwards and...

...Oh boy.

Well, nothing like that vine-dome Gia made in the movie. Just roots popping in and out everywhere, chaotically so. Seems Timber isn't in complete control of the magic yet. And speaking of the [BEEP]tard, the [BEEP]tard was over by the edge of the lake, spreading his magic like a disease.

Appropriate.

Twilight gasped in soft despair, and my eyes shut tight by the reaction. Opening them a moment later, I was gratified how far away the frightened students were from the monstrosity. Makes things much easier.

"We'll help him Twilight." I heard Applejack vow gently yet firmly to her friend. "That's a promise."

Turning back to the teens, I nodded apprehensively. "You know what to do, get everyone to the cave. I'll handle Timber meanwhile."

"How are you gonna do that?"

I smirked wryly, addressing the one who curiously asked. "You see Pinkie... I've been holding back. This whole time. This... Festering rage has been building up ever since the day I first learned of these events, and all this pent-up aggression has been growing, held back only to keep me from exploding and utterly demolishing the camp in my rampage. Only out of respect for my my friendship with you girls did I keep holding myself back... No more."

Hazel eyes glared back towards the creature, his foolish sister steadily approaching and failing to appeal to her brother's good side. Oh, but that implied he had one.

"I've been more than lenient to former villains because they at least had some redeeming qualities." My eyes narrowed balefully, voice trembling in acidic anticipation. Fists clenched tightly. "I will not let anymore people be under the care of some vain, selfish [BEEP]holes who will only endanger others time and time again. These people, whom are meant to be responsible, mature and trustworthy enough to take care of us, all the exact opposite. I'm not going to hold back, not this time... And I'm trusting you girls to stop me if I go too far."

A purple hand grasped my wrist. "Please, don't hurt him..." A certain teenager pleaded in soft worry, and I winced by the tone belonging to the human version I would do anything and everything for.

I looked back to Twilight, cracking a rather sinister grin of my own. "I won't... Not physically anyway." The teen frowned uncertainly, prompting my weary sigh. "I'm not a good man, Twilight. And unlike your would-be boyfriend, I'm not afraid to admit those flaws. I'm not afraid to promise to do better." I nodded to the group. "Which is why you girls can be trusted more than I. Utilize the magic of friendship, focus on your bonds, and you will win with the snap of a finger."

"Stardust..." Sunset began slowly, reaching out hesitantly with misty cerulean orbs. But then, the teen straightened, nodding herself with a confident look. "You can count on us. Just... Try not to get yourself killed... Again, okay?"

"No promises." Before adding one final thing, a golden hand on Twilight's shoulder, our stares meeting straight-on. I whispered loud enough for her ears with a tiny smile. "Never be afraid of what you can do."

Twilight exhaled sharply, but nodded regardless. Good enough, I stepped back from the group as they cautiously moved to do as instructed, Twilight wavering back somewhat before joining the others to where the students were. I smiled lightly as they proceeded to complete their task.

They're good people... Better than I'll ever be.

That said, I looked back to the two people the movie implied were good, but in real life would be awful excuses for human beings. Deeply exhaling, I craned my neck and removed my blue coat, placing it next to a tree and proceeded on my way, steadily, slowly, deliberately. So, banter exchange? Try to persuade him to give up the geodes? Use his sister as a point to how far he's going? Nah [BEEP] that, I had some things I needed to say.

I wasn't lying to Pinkie when I said all this fury was building up inside me. And now Timber will have the pleasure of facing this outrage full force. Giving the girls enough time to work their magic, and a perfect opportunity for I to express exactly how I feel about this asinine clown and his useless sibling.

Too bad Sombra wasn't here to witness.

"Timber! Please! This- This isn't you!"

"Oh I've never felt better, dear sister!"

Time not to defeat him with angry punches, but angry words. Imma go Malcolm Tucker on his [BEEP]!

"Hey, Tweedle[BEEP] and Tweedle[BEEP]!" I made a point to stomp on my vine I passed by, both teens regarding my brisk pace over in shock. With a snarky grin which would impress the Ninth Doctor, I pointed towards the floating male Gia Everfree.

Those green eyes glowed. Too easy.

"Oh did I hurt your feelings?" I quickly rolled out of the way from a barrage on vines threatening to whip me, kneeling upwards. "I wasn't aware you had those considering how far your head is up your own [BEEP]!"

"What are you doing?!" Not now Daisy I'm on a roll. "You're aggravating him-!"

"Shut your [BEEP]ing mouth you almost-murderer. I'll be dealing with you very soon." My snarl matched the boy's twisted features. "Tell me kid, when the girls save you, will you take credit for their efforts too? Is it never enough to fuel your [BEEP]ing insufferable ego? What the Hell does someone like Twilight see in you?!"

"I'm doing this for her! For everyone!" Timber roared dangerously, huge vines beginning to spurt from the ground and forcing me to leap back before I was stabbed upwards.

"BULL[BEEP]!" I roared right back, skidding across the ground and grabbing a lone vine before it could touch me, snapping it off easily. "My world is plagued with scum like you. Young [BEEP]holes who think they can do as they please just because they have some measurement of authority. People who take advantage of their positions without ever considering the consequences; the people they'd hurt! You and your pathetic sister have done NOTHING to show but irresponsible conduct and behaviour!"

Timber didn't take too kindly to that. Good, if he did then I was doing something wrong. Using the lean advantages of this body enabled me to quickly jump and roll time and time again by the repetitive attacks the clown made. Daisy vainly called out constantly for him to stop, but Timber was too engrossed by his own arrogance to view truth.

"You know what? What HAVE you done to earn Twilight's affections?" I called out in outrageous incredulity. "Aside from hitting on a high schooler which, A. Is unprofessional and could immediately get you fired. And B. Who has done more and will do more than you ever hope to achieve. I'm a piece of [BEEP], Timber, I'm not afraid to confess that! I'm often vain and have endangered people myself. Give Flash Sentry credit; they literally made him this flawless character and the perfect match for Twilight, no personality or charm aside. He'd treat her right better than either of us!"

I couldn't even tell if he was listening to me now, but I didn't really care. The words flew from my mouth as though some form of stress relief, despite the continuous bubbly anger which surfaced alongside it.

"But at least I earned my Twilight's affections, through hardship and trials! At least I try to make an effort instead of considering how perfect I am in every way! At least when I make a mistake I don't shift blame onto others and take credit for other people's hard work! AT LEAST I'M MORE HUMAN THAN YOU, YOUR SISTER, OR ANYONE ELSE ON THIS DAMN WORLD WILL EVER BE!"

Right then I was panting, but it just feltso goodto let it all out... All this pent up rage and frustration... and I was barely getting started!

"You have no idea..." I began slowly, glaring heatedly against the creature staring balefully back, the latter preparing to rear up for another attack. "How frustrating it is... To see scumbags like you... Paired up with someone so... So amazing and Godlike... When I had to take the long road... But you know what, Timber...?" I cracked a tiny grin. "I'm glad my relationship took so long... It's more deserving than yours... I will cherish every minute with my Twilight for the rest of eternity... Love her, praise her, revere her, hold her sacred..."

Don't think I didn't notice the vine slowly wrapping themselves around my wrists and shoes. I grimaced, but refused to take my eyes off him, breathing heavily and keeping my convictions strong. Head held high, I refuse to ever show fear in front of [BEEP]s like him.

"I regret nothing from today..." A bright light caught my eye, the geodes around Timber's neck beginning to glow brightly. And inwardly, I felt Balance begin to correct itself. "Neither my friendship with the girls or the words I say. Now then... Let's finish this." That was then the transformed teen finally noticed the radiance coming from the gems, gasping sharply as though in epiphany. I grinned, closing my eyes tiredly and head bowed for a moment. "It's a beautiful day outside... Birds are singing... Flowers, are blooming..."

I think even Sans would've sided with me on this.

"On days like these... [BEEP]s like you..." I grinned, feeling the vines peel off my as the magic of the seven girls flew overhead directly towards the geodes, and the screaming boy wielding them, finishing simply. "Should be tasting the rainbow, mother[BEEP]er."





Finally, it's over.

...

Well, actually, no.

It's not over.

In fact, it's far, far from over. My mini rant to Timber just then was only the tip of the iceberg. Everything I ever hated about this movie and the people in them was threatening to send me into a rampage, my unleashed frustration earlier opening many floodgates which would potentially tear this camp apart.

But you know what... I was tired.

So, so tired to care anymore...

As the returned students assisted with cleaning up the mess Timber left behind, I was sat by a bench, elbow plopped on the table with fingers pressed to my forehead, a migraine the size of Canterlot pounding within my skull. Twilight and the others were in their 'superhero' attires still, Daisy was comforting a distraught Timber - the sight bring me a tinge of satisfaction, won't lie - and Luna and Celestia were in deep discussion, probably regarding the fate of the camp.

Grr...

Y'know the last time they insisted the camp stayed to Daisy was out of sentimental memories as opposed to competent management and understanding of responsibility. Well, no matter, since this was no longer in their jurisdiction.

A yellow hand rested on my leaned shoulder, Sunset asking beside me with open concern. "Are you okay?"

Was I okay? Timber almost harmed innocent people today, Zagreus got away - again - and I was mentally exhausted and drained, just yearning to curl up in a hole and wish my memories of this awful place and movie as a whole would be wiped away. Like C3PO having his memories of the prequels erased. So no, I was far from okay.

It must've shown, for Sunset spoke up in the midsts of rubbing my back in attempt for comfort. Appreciated the trying, at least. "We stopped him from going too far, as well as prevented Zagreus from completing carrying out his plans. We can at least take come comfort out of that."

Tch...

"I wonder what will happen now?"

At that, I stood up promptly, startling Sunset and the girls nearby. "Oh, I know what'll happen next." Was my dark response, brushing past the teen towards my two main targets. As though knowing my intent, Sunset called out.

"Stardust! It wasn't their fault!"

"They willingly did this, from beginning to end!" I snarled without turning back, storming over in the direction of the counselors, whom don't even deserved those positions to begin with. "They're incompetent, idiotic and vain! I'm through holding back! I offered them help, and they spat me in the face for it! Now, it's time they faced the consequences of their actions. That's adulthood, Sunset!"

Of course, one other person would try to stop me here. A purple hand pressed against my clothed chest, and I found myself staring into the distraught eyes of Twilight Sparkle. Oh God, please, don't do this to me...

Twilight said nothing, and I was too busy regarding her expression to poke fun at the dumb superhero costume she adorned because of the geodes. Hers and the others. The studious teen simply stared back, her eyes and features doing all the talking; pleading, desperately appealing to that side of me who loved, adored and would do anything for her. That is, her other self...

And, in my mind's eye, my Twilight looked upon me with the same expression.

"...My decision is made." My voice lowered somewhat, gently prying Twilight's hand off and proceeding on my way past her upset state, refusing to look back. Yes, I've made my final choice. Celestia and Luna won't be letting these two [BEEP]clowns get away with their crimes so easily.

At my approach, Daisy and Timber inhaled sharply and attempted to stand from their knelt states, fear and apprehension dancing around in their eyes. I was too tired to feel any glee from that. I just wanted to go home. The former cautiously took one step forward. "Stardust-"

No, I'm not hearing any excuses. "Call Filthy Rich." They winced, and I added sternly, "Now." It's time I spoke with the only actual adult in this flick.

Timber tried for his sister. "Please, I didn't mean-"

"Call. Filthy. Rich." I growled, and that finally did the trick. Daisy relented, nodding slowly and pulling out her cell phone. Honestly I'm surprised she even had one, but I suppose all teenagers in this world must have phones because of Hasbro's un-creativity. Dialing the businessman's number, the young woman spoke hesitantly to the character on the other side.

"There's someone who wants to talk to you." I can just see the defeat and depression in their eyes, believing I was going to work out a deal with Filthy which would result in them losing their family's legacy. Not as if they were upholding it well in the first place. After a moment, Daisy reluctantly held out the phone, which I gratefully took and proceeded to converse with the other person, walking away from the two for a more private discussion.

"Mr. Rich?"

"To whom am I speaking to?"

"My name is Stardust Balance." I began wearily, still feeling the headache and my legs already beginning to wear out. "And I have a proposition for you regarding the future fate of Camp Everfree, which would prove beneficial to us all."

"What authority would you have, Mr. Balance, to make such a deal?"

"An authority high enough to make those two clowns running the place tremble in fear towards me."

A lengthy pause. "What are you proposing?"

By the time the arrangement was finished, the girls, Celestia and Luna and several other students were in nearby vicinity of the two campers upon my return, the phone clutched in my lowered right hand.

Judgement has been made.

There was no turning back now. The consequences have been decided, their actions chosen and the aftermath created because of them. On my steady approach back towards the group, hazel eyes intently regarded the sad sacks watching me with saddened expressions. Sunset and the others looked apprehensive, the rest of the students curious. One glance from me had Celestia or Luna pause from even daring taking a step forward to stop me.

No, there was no escaping responsibility. Not this time. There was no black and white simple-minded morality for these immature people to decide the fate of this camp. Even Celestia and Luna couldn't be trusted to make the right decision.

For once, I was pulling my own authority over this. Completely, without anyone preventing me from doing this.

My trek slowed to a halt, a good distance away from the parasitic sight of the two counselors, staring down at their slouched dispositions with barely-concealed loathing. I held back until today, keeping all my bottled up feelings regarding this place and the film, for the most part, to myself in favour of at least allowing my student and friends to have a good time. But I didn't just sit by and performed nothing.

I offered these two help. Help to save their camp for one simple condition. But even these two, whom we're suppose to believe are responsible enough to manage an entire camping establishment and ensure the safety of their customers, couldn't even have the decent to make the more sound decisions. They broke our deal, and now they're about to suffer for it.

As if hearing those thoughts without physical contact, Sunset, dressed like she should be leading a marching band, hesitantly stepped forward with worried cerulean eyes. "Stardust..."

I shook my head, prompting the teen to look down and stand back with her friends. Even she knew, these two dangerous clowns had no hope of being spared my wrath. Not after everything they've done today. The movie let them get away and, for [BEEP]'s sake, even berewardedfor their actions. Just that painful reminded caused my fist to clench shut, barely controlling my seething rage aimed directly at the two campers before me.

Taking a small, bold step, Timber almost stood protectively between myself and his sobbing wreck of a sibling. "It wasn't our fault... You know that..."

Even now he dares to-?!

The man- No boy flinched at my low growl, breathing heavily alongside his sister. The tension was palpable, my rage barely pushed back from being unleashed. A good portion of it was released during the battle.

It took one look at Twilight for my fury to cool down somewhat, releasing a breath and adopting a solemn expression. I was tired, weary and just wanted to go home. But I couldn't. Too much has changed, and I had to take advantage of it. My Twilight would have to wait a little longer yet.

"The judgement has been decided." Everyone winced, the atmosphere prompting friends and family to stand closer to each other by the firm disposition of their deity. Daisy, however, tried vainly to save her asinine camp one last time.

"We can do better. We can accept the consequences! But please, this camp means everything to me! Don't you have a heart?!"

Bargaining for selfish reasons. Selfishness is all what these two know.

"You had your chance." The girl stepped back fearfully by the growling tone, Timber actively becoming a shield for her. My hazel eyes blazed gold. "Don't even try to act noble Timber Spruce! You're just as responsible for almost killing my friends!"

"Please..." Daisy tried again futilely, clutching her brother's arm for dear life. "We can make amends."

I exhaled deeply, closing my eyes briefly to regain some composure. From behind me, Flash spoke up. "I understand they did a bad thing... But weren't their intentions in the right?"

"The intentions are irrelevant." I snapped to the wincing teen over my shoulder, eyes narrowed. "I am sick of people using that excuse to justify their actions. There is no excusing what they've done today. For once, they have to take responsibility for their actions, today and now."

Timber nodded, looking rather tired and straightened up. "Alright... We accept whatever judgement you cast on us."

Time to get this over with then...

"Under divine authority." I began with a somber tone and weary expression. "Under the Twiliphian House of Lungbarrow. I, Stardust Balance... No." Today, Stardust Balance wasn't making the call, but the God before the pony. "I, Jack Wright, sentence the fate of this camp, and the two teenagers responsible for it to..."

Everyone held their breath. Daisy and Timber clutched onto each other tightly. The seven girls regarded them in sympathy and me in pleading. Celestia and Luna looked down in shame.

"...Preservation."

The reaction took a few seconds.

"W...What...?" Daisy looked up hesitantly after closing her eyes shut, regarding me in slow confusion. "Preservation...?"

Sighing exhaustively, I walked up closer to the girl and offered her phone back. After Daisy took it, I met her curious gaze and clarified simply. "Consider yourselves lucky. The camp's staying."

The dawning comprehension on their faces would be laughable if I liked these people to begin with. My expression remained neutral as the two shared disbelieving, and slowly relieved, looks. Scoffing, I clarified for everyone else to understand.

"I've spoken with Filthy about extending the time needed to pay your bills. He's willing to give you another month to gain the money, which will be done tonight once these seven certain girls beside me help arrange tonight's fundraiser."

Daisy and Timber regarded the just-as-shocked teens and back to me in wide-eye wonder, tears threatening to fall from the former's eyes. "Thank you..." The girl started as she and her brother embraced in relieved happiness, beaming brightly. "Thank you!"

"You have no idea how much this means to us-!"

Means to YOU? This [BEEP] clown wanted this camp shut down since he was twelve! "There are conditions." I cut Timber off simply, wanting to get this over with quickly. "Teenagers shouldn't be running this type of business to begin with. Starting tomorrow, you're being assigned with adult supervisors who are experts with this type of work, and are going to teach you have to act more like responsible managers. I expect no hassle from either of you."

"No-No problem!" Timber nodded with his sister, grinning. "Whatever it takes. We won't let any of you down again, we promise!"

...I really, really doubted that.

Rolling my eyes, I turned to the happy group with a scowl. "So, hop to it. You have powers, use them. You've got a fundraiser to start tonight."

Daisy then spoke up, "Then how-?"

"Leave it all to them." I nodded towards the smiling girls. "They're quite adept in being perfect with anything the plot demands from them." And promptly walked off, aiming to be far, far away from all this mess as possible-

Oh, wait...

"One more thing." I suddenly remembered before swiftly turning around the approaching the certain detestable egotist.

"Huh- OW!"

"Sombra sends his regards."





Again, I'll give credit to Hasbro for one thing this movie did right: The visuals.

Meaning, this fantastic view over the lake to the mountains and beyond. I'll give Timber and Daisy's grandparents this, they had taste at least. Night had fallen on Camp Everfree, and everyone else was currently inside that cave having the time of their lives. Good for them, meaning I could enjoy this sight in peace, after the last three barely tolerable days of my life. And once everything was said and done, something odd struck me after I left them.

How... Restrained I was, against Gia Everfree.

Don't get me wrong, I got mad and scolded them and all, but I was anticipating something more worse to be unleashed inside of me then. I expected to lose all control and go lion of their [BEEP]es, just rip Gia to shreds and the camp itself, yell and scream at everything and cause God knows how devastation. Something the me of season one would've accomplished. But, when I was yelling at Timber and Daisy over everything, I realized... I wasn't as angry as I should've been. Instead I felt more... Empty.

Hollow...

Defeated.

Three days in this camp by then must've drained me entirely, I couldn't bring myself to care about anything here anymore, not even to address my overall thoughts on this bad movie. It's the worst of the Equestria Girls specials, that's without doubt.

Honestly I wouldn't minded more if, instead of this forced romantic subplot taking up half of the movie, and the other half having nothingness, the focus was on Twilight overcoming her past mistakes and learning what it means to have friends. Have like the girls teach Twilight the meaning of friendship by using the camp and its activities to show her how it works. Have like Sunset be like a guiding figure to Twilight, using her own past mistakes as examples and advising Twilight through the things she learnt.

That would've been a movie all on its own! Instead we had... Nothing. A whole barrel of nothing.

I sighed wearily, ears picking up on footsteps and, reluctantly, I turned around to face the approaching two girls. Sunset and Twilight, in those rather interesting dresses for the party, here to likely check on me. "Enjoying the view?" The former inquired, nodding towards the lake itself.

"Now I am." I at least had some dignity left to make a quip. "Look at you two: Breathtaking." The stars above were bright enough to show their flattered bright blushes, myself nodding to Twilight. "Give that piece of [BEEP] Timber credit, like Flash, at least he has quality taste."

"Huh." Sunset tilted her head whilst Twilight looked away sheepishly. "Interesting. You often call Flash by 'Sentry.'"

"Eh, after these past few days, I've grown more tolerant of the guy as opposed to certain others." How long that'll last afterwards, we'll see. Folding my arms, I asked wryly, "Something you girls wanted or...?"

"We, just wanted to check up on you." Twilight answered. Knew it. "See how you've been doing since... You know."

"Yeah..."

"And..." Twilight shook her head, eyes sparkling that exasperation I often view from my own beloved Twilight. "To partially lecture you on hitting Timber like that before."

"Partially."

"You didn't have to hit him like that!" Twilight wasn't taking the playful bait. "Now he's enduing a black eye for the rest of the night!"

"And he never looked better."

Twilight groaned, rolling her eyes and making my grin widen at how exactly she was behaving like the alicorn usually does around me. "That moment of violence was needless and unprovoked. That said..." The purple teen hesitated for a moment, gathering her thoughts before releasing a light, meaningful smile. "Thank you... For what you did, helping Timber and Gloriosa keep the camp like that."

"Please, don't remind me." I insisted through gritted teeth, the memory of that choice harming me physically, mentally and emotionally. "I don't want to remember doing that."

The two shared amused looks, Twilight continuing cheerfully. "Even so, it means so much to us that you did that. I was worried you were going to have the camp simply shut down, but you didn't. So... Thank you, Stardust, for giving them another chance."

"I didn't..." I growled tiredly, pinching the bridge of my nose before clarifying to the curious two upon that confession. "I don't give second chances. They ruined their first. I did this not for them, but for you. For my friends. I hate this camp and the people who run it, but since you'd rather it stay and clearly had the time of your lives, well... I blame you girls and your ponies selves for softening me up too much."

At that short speech, Twilight and Sunset shared pleased and ecstatic grins, the latter replying endearingly. "That means more to us than you can possibly imagine, Stardust."

I nodded, wearily addressing Twilight again. "And, Twilight..." Then the girl in question tilted her head patiently. "Though I could think of a million guys more suited for you than Timber - believe me, I can write a list - as I said before, who you choose to be with is your choice, regardless of my thoughts about it. The main thing is, so long as you're happy... I'm happy." With that, I cracked a tiny grin. "Just keep him as far away from me as humanly possible if you could."

Instead of blushing brightly at that or showing a gratified smile, Twilight was silent for a long moment. "Stardust..." Hm? Now I cocked my head at the hesitant tone, the glasses-wearing teen shaking her head with a faintly humoured smile. "I'm... Not going to be with Timber Spruce."

...What?

"What?"

Twilight's smile widened by my incomprehensible reaction, giggling slightly as Sunset closed her eyes in amusement. "I heard your speech to him before, and it made me think for a while. I did entertain the notion to being with someone like him. Timber's smart, funny and confident, and cares for people a great deal... And yet, it doesn't mean he's perfect. Like you said." Twilight hesitated, taking another moment to craft a statement. "I think... I should give it time before entertaining the idea some more. I think Timber needs the help you've offered him before worrying about something like dating a high schooler."

...Huh.

...Ha.

Hahaha...!

"Oh my [BEEP]ing God...!" My palm slapped to my forehead in relieved shock, looking up to the stars with a startling grin. "Jesus Christ! That's...!" Looking back down to Twilight, I couldn't possibly look more gratified about anything. "Ha, that's- That's very mature and wise of you, Twilight! I was worried you'd make a rash decision like..." Like she did in the movie. "I-I just... Wasn't expecting that..."

The teen released a wry smile of good humour alongside Sunset, folding her bare arms. "Guess you shouldn't underestimate me, huh?"

No, certainly not! Take that Hasbro!

Sunset then took that moment to address something else, playing with the gem around her neck. "So what do you think about these? Do you have any idea where the geodes even come from, or why they're connected to our friends specifically?"

"Honestly, Sunset, I neither know nor care." I shook my head with a tired grin after that moment of amusement was over, sighing loudly. "I'm too tired to ask anymore questions right now. When we go home, I'm gonna take a three-days rest and refuse to get up."

"What, not even during bathroom breaks?"

"I can hold it in."

"For three days?"

"I'm very endurable. I got through these three days of bull[BEEP], didn't I?"

"You know, nothing was stopping you from not coming along." Sunset coyly pointed out, smirking fondly. "But I'm glad you did, who knows what else Zagreus would've committed if his arch nemesis wasn't around to make him flee."

"I'm just shocked I didn't find out sooner." I confessed with a self-deprecating grin. "It was so obvious, now that I think about it. I was too busy hating everything around me to think things thoroughly."

"Not including us, I hope."

"Sunset, you're just like Twilight and her human self here; impossible to hate."

They both smiled in flattery, Twilight choosing to point out then, "Still, I have to admit, he seemed to have had a lot of fun pretending to act like you, Stardust." She frowned softly, making some conclusion in her mind and voicing it out-loud. "In fact, I think he might envy you."

"Envy me..." I echoed, smiling sadly. "Imagine that. Just another sign of his insanity; I wouldn't want to be me."

"Oh enough with the self-loathing." Sunset commented in firm amusement, shaking her head. "You've been nothing but a misery these past few days Stardust. Even you deserve some relapse. Come on, join us at the party. This Twilight hasn't seen your awesome dance moves as of yet."

Obvious reference to the night of the Fall Formal... But you know what? She's right, I DO deserve some kind of prize after today. Relaxation, a warm bed... A medal. Hell, I deserve a parade in my honour for putting up with this tripe.

But, looking upwards in thought, something else came to mind.

"I have a much better idea." Both girls regarded my mischievous smile curiously. I widened my arms in playful invitation. "You two ever wanted to dance beneath the stars?"