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Pheonix14


An abrasive amoral autogynephilic autistic atheistic allogynephilic aromantic asshole.

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So you're on my user page.
Which is quite odd all things considered, i don't have any published stories1 and any blogs I make would probably be boring so if you don't mind me asking why exactly are you on it?

1if I end up publishing anything in the future without updating this, it wouldn't change much as they'd all be terrible.

Quotes

"The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat." - Fire Gazer the Alchemist

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. " - Soundslikeponies

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can." - DE_K

"Those who can't even see past their own nose derserve our pity more than anything else" - unknown

"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it" - Unknown

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." - Unknown

What is true is already so.
Owning up to it doesn't make it worse.
Not being open about it doesn't make it go away.
And because it's true, it is what is there to be interacted with.
Anything untrue isn't there to be lived.
People can stand what is true,
for they are already enduring it.
Eugene Gendlin

"After spending ninety minutes telling us we are all special and that we have to chase our dreams and life is wonderful and money is not the most important thing in the world and shit, my Human Resources teacher pointed at me and asked “You! What’s your dream?!”

“To die a fucking millionaire.” " - Aragon

" Here I sit while Dawn is breaking
Even while my heart is aching.
I raise a toast to honest friends,
The best of all comedians. "
- Unknown

"Never interrupt an enemy while they are making a mistake." - Vindictus

"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in."--Eliezer Yudkowsky

“You’ve failed before, and you know how to push past it.”


My ears perked up. That was actually true. What did I usually do once a cycle failed?


“I don’t think I can kill everyone on the planet, but I guess I could start with this city…”

- East of Eden

"Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened." - Unknown

""I am the emperor of Germania," Albrecht declared. "I command tens of thousands of men and can summon enough guns to lay low entire castles. I have ships to darken the skies and cannons to devastate the earth. My runic name is the Inferno, for the strength of the fire I wield. Tell me, you brutish creature, who do you think you are next to me? What do you have?"

"I have you," Alex replied. "In this room. With me."" - Liquid Sample

"When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is; a look around the room and a casual "haven't decided yet" is usually a good response"

"To win without fighting, To vanquish without destroying, to be victorious without conflict; such is the height of conquest." - Unknown

"Half-ass everything, with everything you've got." - Nate Soares

"Someone told me not to bite off more than you can chew but I’d rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity." - Unknown

“I hate it! I hate all of it, this whole world and how it works—I’ll break it if I have to, or escape it, but I can’t live with it like this. It feels like this world is inflicting itself on everyone in it and I just want to make stop; I just want to make it better somehow, if I can. I didn’t expect the world to be fair, didn’t even expect it to make sense, but I can’t accept this. Is this how the world is supposed to work? Fuck that. I’ll build something better on the ashes if I have to.” - Arana

"Iz did her best and sometimes her best was a war crime that caused the destruction of an entire habitat" - Social Skills chapter 14

"Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about. Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is." - Night Vale apparently?

"People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in ways words can't describe" - Unknown

"“Hell yeah—I'm a bite-sized subatomic clam-eater zooming straight out of Jodie Foster's Particle Accelerator at the speed of clitorises!” Rainbow Dash wheezed and whooped. “You want disaster lesbians?! Well—HIC!—I'm the Goddess-damn Fukushima meltdown of scissor conventions! Want your carpet cleaned overnight?! Just slap some t.A.T.u. on the radio and pull my string and I'll be all done before you can scream the complete works of Sappho! Hah!”" - Fluttertype

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Thanks for the follow!

Cheers for the add.

Hey, thanks for adding The Pegasus who Kicked the Changelings' Hive to your tracking list. (Though you might want to read the earlier two books before starting that one, if you haven't read them already.)

Thank you for the bookshelf add! I hope you like the rest of my stories!

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Stuff I like

Movies
Pacific Rim
It's sequel

Literature
The Dresden Files
Worm
How To Train Your Dragon

Music
Christopher Larkin

  • Mantis Lords
  • Crystal Peak
  • Kingdom's Edge
  • Radiance
  • Braai

Set it Off

  • Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
  • Partner's in Crime
  • Kill the Lights

Aviators

  • Fading Light

Video Games
Terraria
Hollow Knight

(Non-pony) Fanfic
Prototype

Prey

Worm

The Dresden Files

Harry Potter

Pokemon