Aspapolis

Shipping in a nutshell.

Featured Stories

Judgement Lyra loves Bon-Bon very, very much. Enough to overlook the beautiful mare's caricatural homophobia. by Amit 9,110 words · 991 · 72
Twilight Discovers Literary Analysis Twilight reads a book about literature. It doesn't go well. by Amit 5,944 words · 1,117 · 24

These are the two fics I've written that have gotten featured. Judgement caused the INTERPERSONAL APOCALYPSE and DESTROYED A PRECIOUS AND BELOVED SHIP; Twilight Discovers Literary Analysis is a simple existential comedy.

Okay Stories

Solace Pinkie Pie stands vigil. by Amit 4,116 words · 144 · 14
Fifty Sheaves of Paper Cheerilee has a little secret. by Amit 5,513 words · 146 · 22
Checkmate by Amit 1,113 words · 124 · 13
Motionless Celestia talks to herself as she lies motionless in vacuum. by Amit 2,044 words · 142 · 11

These are stories that the bourgeois establishment wishes to suppress; that is to say, these are the stories which have not been very popular but which have some form of quality nonetheless. The first is laconic sadporn, the second is linguistics porn, the third and fourth are character development porn and the fifth is actual porn.

Absurdities

Socks Luna puts on some socks. They make her think. by Amit 1,325 words · 128 · 7

These aren't necessarily good; you might enjoy reading them nonetheless.

EA Description of a Fountain in Canterlot's Gardens
MLP: FiM
Random
Slice of Life
In Canterlot's gardens, there is a lightly damaged fountain.
Scootaloo
Celestia
Luna
Other
Amit · 983 words · 142 7 · 2.5k views
TMotionless
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Celestia talks to herself as she lies motionless in vacuum.
Celestia
Amit · 2k words · 142 11 · 2.6k views
TFifty Sheaves of Paper
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Random
Cheerilee has a little secret.
Twilight
Cheerilee
Amit · 5.5k words · 146 22 · 4.7k views
EResearch
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Luna likes to conduct her own research.
Celestia
Luna
Amit · 1.1k words · 142 5 · 3.4k views
TDawn
MLP: FiM
Adventure
The sky is very far away.
Celestia
OC
Other
Amit · 4.8k words · 58 4 · 1.3k views
ESocks
MLP: FiM
Random
Luna puts on some socks. They make her think.
Luna
Amit · 1.3k words · 128 7 · 2.4k views
ETwilight Discovers Literary Analysis
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Tragedy
Twilight reads a book about literature. It doesn't go well.
Twilight
Pinkie
Spike
Celestia
Amit · 5.9k words · 1,117 24 · 14k views
ECheckmate
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Slice of Life

Alt. Universe
Celestia
Chrysalis
Amit · 1.1k words · 124 13 · 2.7k views
EPinkie Pie and Gilda Save Equestria from Alien Invaders
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Pinkie Pie and Gilda save Equestria from alien invaders.
Human
Pinkie
Gilda
Amit · 2.6k words · 25 6 · 1.3k views
TSeparation
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Twilight wants to break up with Pinkie Pie.
Sex
Twilight
Pinkie
Amit · 1.6k words · 66 9 · 2.2k views
ESolace
MLP: FiM
Sad
Pinkie Pie stands vigil.
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Amit · 4.1k words · 144 14 · 2.5k views
EContemplation
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random

Luna
Other
CMCs
Amit · 2.7k words · 66 6 · 1.7k views
TJudgement
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Lyra loves Bon-Bon very, very much. Enough to overlook the beautiful mare's caricatural homophobia.
Pinkie
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Amit · 9.1k words · 991 72 · 15k views
TFalse Friends
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Random
Rainbow Dash visits the library and hears some strange sounds coming from Twilight's basement.
Sex
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Amit · 2.4k words · 117 12 · 3.9k views

Jan

28th

2014

oh fuck I'm 17 · 3:13am Jan 28th, 2014

It's a particularly reassuring feeling that it's felt like a year since I've last written in this register and yet I've only managed to keep myself almost entirely away from pony for just two months.

(My life and views have, of course, changed in various ways that I'll no doubt find absolutely, hilariously irrelevant and awful in turn within about a month.)

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