• Member Since 11th Jul, 2012
  • offline last seen Jul 27th, 2018





Episode One-Hmmm-dred · 11:25pm Jun 13th, 2015

I'm divided. I liked it, but not as much as I'd like to like it, or maybe it's a matter of how critically respectable it might be to like it. The sincerity of the ending graciously offset a lot of the wink-wink-nudge-nudge stuff, which is lucky because MLP is pretty much the only show from which I tolerate that kind of guilelessness. But because it is MLP, namely its own specific show, it was sorta like, a little bit here and there is great, but leave the Doctor and Jeff

Read More

Report Balthasar999 · 1,032 views · #episode 100 #fanon

Slacker emeritus, space cowboy, stardog champion, and all-around Fancy Man. Available for babysitting at $13/hr.
Nobel Prize winner find-on-corpse-er and three-time recipient of the Shriners' honorary "little car ramming you in the shins" award. Can eat an entire pizza without getting all sleepy, usually. Has been to Canada. Twice, if you count dreams.
Darkest secret: Knows all the lyrics to House of Pain's "Jump Around," and actually did wear trucker hats back before they were a thing. Oh, and framing Julius and Ethel Rosenberg for selling nuclear secrets to the Russians. And shooting the Archduke that one time. Also a dragonfly pooped on me once.

Click the DeviantArt widget below to see what I mainly do and why it takes me so fucking long to write anything.

Rainbow Dash is best pony. Also Sunbutt.

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

I drawed you a picture

Comments ( 88 )
  • Viewing 84 - 88 of 88

Are... are you alright?

Last seen July 28th.

July is the seventh month of the year. 28 minus 7 is 21. Balthasar999 ends with three nines. 21 minus 9 is 12, which is the number of the next chapter to be released, and also the number of the month of December. Balthasar was one of the biblical magi who brought gifts to the infant Jesus.

All of this taken together can only mean one thing.

Half-life 3 next chapter confirmed for Christmas release!

Come back to uuuuuuus!

last seen March 28th

  • Viewing 84 - 88 of 88
Login or register to comment