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Episode One-Hmmm-dred · 11:25pm Jun 13th, 2015

I'm divided. I liked it, but not as much as I'd like to like it, or maybe it's a matter of how critically respectable it might be to like it. The sincerity of the ending graciously offset a lot of the wink-wink-nudge-nudge stuff, which is lucky because MLP is pretty much the only show from which I tolerate that kind of guilelessness. But because it is MLP, namely its own specific show, it was sorta like, a little bit here and there is great, but leave the Doctor and Jeff

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Oh good. Worried something was terribly wrong here, for some reason.

Yeah, I'm just crazy busy with work projects and career stuff, but I still pop in here every one in a while.

...you alright? :fluttershysad:

I've had a bit of time to pick away at it but most of my writing energy has to go to work stuff these days. I'm just about to head to a coffee shop to write, though, so I'll see if I can squeeze some P-Theory in there.

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I thought these were pretty cool. I dunno.

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Seriously? OK, I guess there's another one of these.

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