In a world without bacon, five humans find themselves trapped... grazing on mother bucking dandelions. To get home, they'll need to learn that friendship is magic. Too bad none of these jerks are friends.

A Collaborative Story by Many Authors, Starring:
Breath of Plagues as Sweetie Belle
Derek (Daemon of Decay) as Apple Bloom
Kaidan as Scootaloo
Seven Fates as Berry Punch
TypewriterError as Prince Blueblood

Aided by Numerous Editors, Including:
Cerulean Starlight
Death the Kid
the parasprite
Rex Ivan

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 685 )

A story derived from random ideas and crazed minds. :pinkiecrazy:




I'm the type of person that will cling to people, in order to be loved by other people.

I like the Dash/Derpy part. I also like the parts I wrote (Scootaloo) annoying the hell out of Apple Bloom. It's just too easy. :scootangel:

I'm the type of person that flees from socialization.


I usually do, but when I find someone I like...


Sweet Celestia I'm LOLing like a champ right now. This is freaking hilarious. I was worried when I saw the human tag (I can't stomach humanized ponies or Humans in Equestria). This however...screw my issues I'm loving this. Generally fics with the Human tag don't get approved for Twilight's Library but I'm making an exception with this one. Kudos on an amazing collab :raritywink:

I thought the same when I agreed to edit it. This surprised me, in a way that it's kind of satirical of other HiE fics, not to mention it's very well written for a comedy.


Yes, those are the best. If only we could get rid of the crappy Apple Bloom parts. :applecry:


Aw shucks... :twilightblush:


Well thank you! Thank you very much! Considering it has multiple minds behind it, all the authors deserve lots and lots of credit - I'm posting it on my account, but it a product of all of us! :pinkiehappy:

Also, I see that you haven't added Asylum to your list yet... perhaps I'm going to have to start begging for validation too? :fluttercry:

why am i not listed among the editors you whore


Ohhhhh~ The beautiful chaos~ Ohh~ I can't contain myself...


Parasprite sent me here. Don't question. :duck:

What? Even psychotic people need to get off... JEEZ

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Spike.... who's the fifth? Babs?


Expand the description; it's Blueblood. :twilightsmile:

Now I know why we posted this on your account. I was only 20 followers behind you, and now you're taking the lead again. This means war! :flutterrage:


Oh, sorry. It was there all along-- wait, what? Blueblood? :rainbowhuh:

This is...

I don't know what this is. But I'm going to follow it and see where it goes.

This is fucking genius, I'm going to have to write a review of it for The Good HiE list. Can't wait for the next chapter! :pinkiehappy:


The group has a lot on it's plate right now but I'm sure we'll get to it. People put fics into our incoming folder faster than we can approve them. I'll put it on my priority list though :raritywink:

A Collaborative Story by Many Authors, Staring:

I think you mean Starring.
Unless, of course, y'all are just staring at each other.

I do like the concept, though. I'll give it a read :twilightsmile:


The show was censoring me.

The. Worst. Possible. Thing.
The. Best. Possible. Line.

Derpy descended next to Dash with a sagely look. “So what you mean to say is: you just don’t know what went wrong?”

One of Dash’s eyes twitched.


The first bit where he couldn't stop talking about girls made me take a step back, but after that, I couldn't stop laughing.

If one of my friends showed up and found some redneck land-whale in my apartment, I would never live it down.

I had to cover my mouth and stop reading for a second, I was laughing too hard.

“I remember when I went through it as a filly.” Rarity gave a light giggle. “My magic was quite unstable and I really was nervous when I noticed—”
“Nope!” I shoved my hooves up over my ears. “Nope nope nope nope nope. Don’t need to hear it.”

Seriously, how could you not die at that? Where did these dislikes come from?

I had been thinking about an idea a lot like this story, but now if I write it it'll seem like a rip off. I don't care, you guys did it way better than I could've!

Can't wait for future chapters, great job!


Yay! :pinkiehappy:


Not your cup of tea, eh?


Because you're a bastard with poor grooming habits.




I hope you do indeed stay along for the ride! :pinkiehappy:


Well I'm glad to hear it! I hope you say some kind things about us. :twilightoops:


No need to do any work on my behalf, I was just kidding. :twilightblush:

Or was I? :twilightoops:


Oh! Fix'd!

Also, glad you like it! Just wait till the rest of it. :raritywink:


It is the best ending for a chapter. :derpyderp1:


The first bit where he couldn't stop talking about girls made me take a step back, but after that, I couldn't stop laughing.

Yeah... the Apple Bloom bits are mine... :twilightblush:

Thankfully, I didn't have to write the actual comedy. That's what Breath of Plagues is there for! :pinkiehappy:

2762880 Nah, I liked all of it except pretty much two sentences or so. I realized just made it look like I thought your part wasn't funny, but the part I quoted from your bit of the story was because I thought it was hilarious. Great job on it, don't think I thought you did bad or didn't like it or something. The parts were equally awesome :pinkiesmile:

Not especially, your description makes this come across as rather meta.

Although, I am biased by the numerous poorly written meta fics with the same premise.


Well, to be honest, I wrote my section as such a self-absorbed jerk that it made one of my editors a bit angry. I can make people uncomfortable easily, it seems. :facehoof:


I can promise you that I am not a meta person. That requires a more intelligent mind than mine who can keep track of all those details.


Indeed. :moustache:

Oooooo! Seems interesting so far. Lets see where this goes :pinkiesmile:

2763005 I'm one of those people who always has a bit of unintentional arrogance and sarcasm in my voice, no matter what I'm saying. Even if I am sometimes arrogant and often sarcastic, but that's besides the point :pinkiehappy: I understand being able to get people mad easily by just speaking, no matter how normal what I'm saying sounds to me :fluttershysad:

*goes to cry in a corner*

On another note: THIS IS THE END OF THIS COMMENT CHAIN! I have spoken, no excuses. I suck at following conversations.

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