• Member Since 9th Jul, 2012
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Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.


Chrysalis thinks jokes, puns, and off-key musical numbers are the way to Twilight's heart (and bed).

She is ever so slightly, possibly, potentially, just a wee smidgen completely and utterly wrong.


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Comments ( 43 )

Obviously written before Season 6 and 7.

Also, thanks to having been written much earlier, this is not related to "Don't Bug Me, Chrysalis..." by Digit Sync (which is M-rated).


This is both fantastic and atrocious, I applaud you.

Oh dear lord... Twilight's definitely screwed, Yep, so screwed.:trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

I'm not sure if I love you or hate you for this...

Can I have a link to the poem?

A bit more fitting.


Glad you liked it!

The link is there, but the Author's Notes links aren't highlighted. Here:

It was a tough decision.

You know you love me, Tuna Breath. See, if I had more TGN to read, I wouldn't have time for so many bug puns... That's next on my re-read list, you know.

8492555 In fairness, I do, but it requires prereading, so this time it's not my fault lol.

Big G, how can I NOT read this?

3/10 Chrysalis was not entombed in the cornerstone of a new castle.

Those puns were on point, G. Like I think I might be bleeding. But in all seriousness, thanks a bunch for writing We Two Queens 2 for me!:twilightsmile:

How can you say that there will not be sequel you monster!


Okay, that was hilarious.

'into well-work grooves' - to the well-worked grooves

Those jokes Chrysalis kept making were so horrible that they still made me chortle just from how bad they were. I'm surprised that Twi lasted as long as she did. Great job, thanks for the laugh! :rainbowlaugh:

There were several covers in contention, that one was voted in by my followers. Almost three years ago.

Like I said, look up Crystal Moose's M-rated ChrysaLight story "Speciation". That's better than any sequel I'd write!

Fixed, and thanks!

My pleasure!

A few minor errors here and there, but otherwise hilarious. The jokes were so bad they were good, and I'm thrilled that I got the Monty Python reference and knew the song without needing to click the video. :derpytongue2:
Also, loved being the editor for Crystal Moose's This Date stories, but he kinda snuck Speciation past me, assuming I wouldn't edit an M-rated story at the time. :rainbowlaugh:

Cute song. Horrifying lyrics.

Additional point of trivia: Unless we're discussing an enormous difference in size between the queen and her host/victim, any creature an ovipositor goes into will suffer a slow and nightmarish death as the growing larva eats its way out.

Nice monty python references there too.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

You think that's horrifying? You should've heard me try to sing it!

Thanks! If you spot anything egregious (besides em-dashes and said-isms), I'd be glad to fix it.
"OFFLINE last seen January 21st" - I do miss Anonymoose.

Actually, my phone done goofed and corrected into - > to, so it should be 'into the well-worked grooves'.

Amazing work ! All the puns, jokes, and technical terms blending are what make this ship sail. Funniest thing I’ve read in a while
Can you make a sequel for their date ??!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Worth the read.

Already fixed!

Glad you liked it! Like I said, look up Crystal Moose's M-rated ChrysaLight story "Speciation". That's better than any sequel I'd write!

Worth the write.


(besides em-dashes and said-isms)

Guess you already know my editing style. :rainbowlaugh: If you have a Google Doc I could look it over if you'd like. Shouldn't take me too long. I'd just point out the errors, not do a full-fledged edit like I'd do with the Moose.

Speaking of whom, I'm still in contact with him. He's doing quite well. :twilightsmile:

Okay, it was good.

I am now picturing a certain infamous frog.

Indeed! I heard the same from a mysterious stranger, who shall remain Moose-less. And there may once have been a gDoc, but only in an early version. I rewrote much of it here on FimF. It's had its run now, so I'll let it be.


You should be! Though I'm not writing sequels about all the other songs from "One Froggy Evening."

We apologize in advance for any horrible karaoke songs you may feel obligated to sing at the end of this story. Those responsible have been sacked.

The author of the story hired to continue the author’s notes after the other people had been sacked, wishes it to be known that they have just been sacked. The author’s notes have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Ugh! The song! It was in my head at work last night.
I just kept imagining her dancing like that frog! 🐸
Then teasing Twily with... And the snerk!
Okay, very good and you get a like AND it goes into a folder AND I'll tell a few friends about this.

Good work!

Lol. That was great.

Wink, wink, say no more!

Thanks a bunch! snerk.

seriously. And (in part) inspired by you!

Supa dupa pupa!

Still in my mind.
It'll be there for years!!


Very amusing story, especially for an entomologist. Lots of bad puns I can make use of now... Mwahahaha!

Thank you for this read! :twilightsmile:

This story had me smiling and laughing throughout it. Chrysalis got a well deserved prize. Definitely one I'm coming back to in a bad mood.

I'm surprised nobodies turned that face into a meme yet. 10/10 would read again

Bonus humor for me: "dupa" and "pupa" both mean "butt" in my language (Polish)! :twilightsmile:

Ok this was funny.

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