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Chrysalis has kidnapped Celestia, so she has Twilight Sparkle right where she wants her!

And Celestia really doesn't want to hear about it.

A bit of silliness that I wrote in about four hours, trying to get rid of a writers block.

Edited and Proofread by Level Dasher.

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And thus begins the awkward romance. You know you're going to have to continue this.

Must have more!!!!!!!!! :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

This is amazing:moustache:

I dunno if there really is more in this, I don't actually foresee any outcome where Chryssy and Twi would go out.

I will put it down as a *maybe*, but I have other fics to finish first. :raritywink:

That was fun.

Yes, it would be great if there could be a continuation.

I dig it!

Lolwut, this was Chrysalis' plan the whole time?! :rainbowlaugh:

Is this only since the failed Canterlot invasion, or what?

Also, are you using genuine interrobangs there? Because whatever symbol you have after Celestia and Twilight's exclamations isn't displaying properly on my phone. :facehoof:

Canterlot Wedding and the IDW comics. Didn't overly worry where it fits into canon.

And yeah, genuine interrobang, it doesn't show on my tablet either.

Twilight.exe has stopped responding. Processing error

A chapter where Twi humors Chrysalis with a super awkward date, with running commentary from a peanut galley of princesses and her friends could be awesome!

And double kudos points for including comic events in this. :rainbowlaugh:

3785564 There's probably gonna be people who'll make their own sequels to this, and they'll likely cover every possible response...

See Chrysalis, that wasn't so hard, now was it? I forsee the future romance being both awkard and adorable.


This was enjoyable.

Approved for Twilight's Library.

~Skeeter The Lurker

3785564 please please please continue this delicious foe-yay


Chrysalis be cray

at least she is obviously crazy which is better as the other immortals who just snap or worse are subtle crazy ^^

That was fantastic, and I laughed a lot.

So Cryssy likes being dominated by little purple alicorns?

And not everything has to be a lesson, Celestia.

I can honestly say i have no idea what i just reed :rainbowhuh: But i think i like it, a bit confused by the sex tag but ok. :unsuresweetie:
I can't not give it a 9 or 8 so i'll give you a 5/10 :raritywink: (It has no meaning but i like giving out ratings :twilightsheepish:)

Absurd enough to get an upvote. Nicely done!

Also, 3786398 :

Twilight stomped out of the room, then stumbled down the stairs, landing in a tangle of ropes, pulleys and night-vision goggles.

There's your 'sex' tag. Ahhhhh..... goggles!

Bravo! Simply stupendous especially that ending! :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Coronet the lesser deleted Jan 14th, 2014

Congrats on getting featured! :pinkiehappy: And gotta say, I liked this. Short and silly, enough to get a smile and a giggle out of me. :derpytongue2: Kinda sad that this is a one-shot, but hey, I can live with that. Thumb up from me!

I want more of awkward Chrysalis D:

Imwaiting for the follow up on this... twtwilights reaction. And the events thereafter.

This is so ridiculous is has to be legit. :twilightblush:

It's always so hard to ask that girl of your dreams out for the first time.

I was erring on the side of caution, I usually do.

Too few stories include events from the comics, so thanks, I aim to please.
They did nothing?

They did nothing?
Too few stories include events from the comics, so thanks, I aim to please.

I have ideas for a follow up, just playing around with them now, see if they will be as funny as this one. And glad you liked it, LD!


I totally did not see that the first time through. Thanks Skeets!

bwahahahaha, freaking awesome


You're quite welcome!

~Skeeter The Lurker

awwwww its like a mother scoldering her child, so cute! :pinkiehappy:

What no reaction to her question? That's something you gotta avoid my friend, ending it too early without an actual ending.

Upsets quite a few people plus it's mostly irritating. :rainbowhuh:

Those fangs are kind of a turn off. They look... dangerous and, scary. :fluttershyouch::fluttershbad:

Hah, someone has downvoted your comment. Either it is someone who loves Chryssy, or someone who has a teeth-fetish.

It could go either way on this site.

:rainbowlaugh: Honestly I think it's the second one. Wouldn't surprise me at all.


Wow, someone actually used a genuine interrobang that wasn't myself? Shit man, you're the first i've seen.

Dat cliffhanger. Normally i hate them, but this one was just so hilariously placed i can't ignore it..

:twilightoops: Twilight.exe has suffered a fatal error and must reboot.

And shame on you Celestia. You could still have turned this into a Princess lesson; about how to deal with the inevitable obsessed stalkers she'll attract.

The little dragon stopped to think. “Maybe Rarity could make you a turtleneck, Pinkie says you can’t go on a spy-mission without a turt—”
So when did Pinkie Pie start channeling Archer.

A... tac-turtle... what ever!

I think Pinkie has been channelling archer ever since the Crystal Empire :raritywink: And I am so glad someone caught that.

Gk... rbl... bwahahaha! :rainbowlaugh:

My only complaint is that this story isn't structured well for a sequel. This makes me sad.


Some mares are into that kind of thing. :duck:

ok you have to continue this at least anouther chapteer where twilight agrees.. way to easily and throws Celestia for a loop.


It's always so hard to ask that girl of your dreams out for the first time.

Totally! And then after you ask them out, your mother corners you as you get ready, so you've got to answer all these questions before you leave, saying things like "yes, mother, she's a shape-shifting bug pony. No, I said 'she.' Yes, it's a mare. Yes, that means I'm a fillyfooler." and then things just get awkward. :twilightoops:

This so needs a sequel/more chapters.


Either it is someone who loves Chryssy, or someone who has a teeth-fetish.

It could go either way on this site.

You act like the two are mutually exclusive. :pinkiecrazy:

lol... just...LOL!
Chrysalis-turned-embarrased-child-by-Celestia is great!
Thanks for the fun little blurb to read!

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