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TheNextGamer


I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Stories that are somehow good.
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Happy New Years! · 9:35pm Jan 1st, 2015

RIP 2014

RIP TheNextGamer- Wait a minute, I'm still alive.

WHERE THE DUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER? WAS THAT LAST BLOG A LIE, NEXTGAMER-SENPAI?!

I'll admit, I did not foresee me taking so long for this chapter.

Erm... Good news, 4,500 words!
Bad news, it's not done yet.

Good news again, I'm still writing!
Bad news, procrastination is my weakness.

HAPPY DEATH OF 2014! RIP

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Biography.

Just another brony passing through.
If I'm not here, then I'm either on some video games, asleep, kidnapped, or just hanging out with my favorite authors (By hanging out, I mean, constantly refresh their author page, hoping they made an update.)
If I'm not here weekdays 7:30-3:00 o'clock, call the cops. I got kidnapped by school again.
My steam account. We can hang out sometimes.
My steam group. Join my religion of Gamerism!
My Patreon account. Nothing will ever be exclusive, so only pay for the sake of wanting to support me so that I write shit faster, or for the sake of doing it ironically.

My Goals in Life!

1. Get featured at least once on this site. CHECK!
2. Stay with a story, and write up to 50,000 words. CHECK!
3. Get a robot girlfriend.
4. ???
5. PROFIT.

6. Rip off at least 1000 patreon users by somehow tricking them into giving me money for free, by using this link here --->The Patreon link that I was referring to.

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Hmm i will see who i can call

writers block back? or did the aliens come back?

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No, aliens keep invading my house and I'm living in some sort of immortal death machine where I keep dying to death.

But other than that, just a mild case of writers block that's been lasting for two years now. No biggie.

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