I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT
If you want some cover-art done, send me a message!
I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.
80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...
Currently a University Graduate in English, wanting to improve my writing craft and just make some friends who have the same interests as me.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Like my stories? Don't worry, more's coming. Don't like my stories? Eh, who needs ya?
I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...
I'm making this account because of the story of Moon Mender.
I'm that one guy who wrote those things about that show.
A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.
Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?
Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.
If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.
No bio right now! Gotta make this account in 10 seconds flat!
Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))