One day in comic-con, I decided to show off my amazing cardboard costume. Then I met a merchant who was selling various knick-knacks and trinkets, none of which caught my interest except his cardboard.

Wearing the cardboard to complete my cardboard, I was then transported to another universe where everything was mostly not cardboard.

Now turned into cardboard, I must go fulfill my quest to fix what went wrong, and cardboard the ever living cardboard out of this place with cardboard cardboard cardboard cardboard cardboard cardboard cardboard cardboard

EDIT: Fimfic glitched out on my phone, and now I lost my original description of this damn masterpiece.

Cover Art by FriendlyTwo3
*Takes place after season 2 finale.*
(Currently revising past chapters to make them sexier and more appealing.)
(Currently revising summary description.)
(Note to self, remember to eventually revise summary description.)

Diabolical and evil human goes to Equestria, and tries to take over the world? Pfft, if he's "Evil", then that one guy who doesn't say 'bless you' when you sneeze must be Hitler reincarnate.

A HiE fanfic that was probably done a couple times before, BUT I MADE IT BETTER.

Wacky protagonist genius, an army of robots with stun-guns, a goal of domination, a moral code, and a determined mindset! Meet "Evil Lord Emperor Connery NotEvilGuy!" The inevitable future emperor of us all!

You can tell that he's pure evil, because he has the word "Evil" in his last name!

A guy that steal money from you, if you're a Government official that likes to deal drugs and smuggle newborn infants. A guy that will build a laser that can blow up the freakin' moon, but only if it was about to crash into us. He'll freakin' TICKLE YOU if you defy him and his empire!

Yeah... Diabolical mastermind right there.

Rated T: For lots of potty-mouth nonsense.

As of 5/12/14 I GOT FEATURED HOLY S*** I AM SO HAPPY OH MY GOD, I GOT FEATURED, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, OH GOD! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!

(2nd POV)
Anonymous. A guy that always seem to be forced into the most strangest situations.
Brain. He's just along for the ride. Whether he likes it or not.

One day, while being a test subject for Twilight Sparkle, a failed spell has caused Anonymous and his conscious to be separated, giving Brain his own human body.
While trying to find a solution to fix this problem, they find out that the longer he and Brain are separated, the more irrational Anonymous will be.
Without a conscious to hold him back, Anon can do all of the most craziest and riskiest things he wouldn't even think about doing!
Will Anonymous calm down and come to his senses before he does something too rash?
Will he and his brain reunite once again?
Will Brain even want to be reunited?
How will Equestria survive with ANOTHER human?
Will you ever just stop reading this stupid description and just read the damn story already?!

AUTHOR'S MUTTERINGS AND WHATNOT: I have no idea what I'm doing. I had this idea, and I couldn't stop thinking about the concept so I had to write it. This story is not first priority however, since Grey must be finished first. WELP, ENJOY IT.... OR HATE IT, NOT LIKE I CARE! (Which I actually do.....)

(2nd POV)
From an accident 3 years ago, a blind teenager was transferred to another school, in hopes that he can just be treated as a normal kid again, and won't have to deal with bullies. What he doesn't know about the school is about the many crazy things that goes on inside. Or about the town, for that matter.
Chances of surviving? I wouldn't really bet on it.
Although this one girl in this town might make it worth the pain.
{Experimental story #1. Let's see how many dislikes I will get for this.}
Note: Humanized Ponies. Takes place in Ponyville, Equestria. High School and stuff. Deal with it haters.

(I kinda setup my own rules on changelings logic. So if there are any other changeling stories that have different logic, I won't follow it.)
[2nd POV] A changeling is a mindless slave, and was only born to serve Queen Chrysalis. It does not have feelings, so it does not feel remorse. A changeling cannot think or choose for itself, as it is not sentient. It only moves without question, and only constantly feed off of the love of ponies. Since it is not sentient, it cannot be befriended, cannot learn to communicate, and cannot feel love. Its sole-purpose is to feed off love out of every pony alive.
But... that doesn't seem to apply to you.
The day you met that one unicorn, was the day you began asking, questioning your own existence.
Ever since the fall of Queen Chrysalis, she was nowhere to be found. Your siblings can't seem to do anything without her guidance, and slowly, each one of your siblings begin to die out. As an endangered changeling in hiding, you use your newly discovered free-will and wits to try to find out the answer to your question. Trying to solve it before you die. "Who am I now?"
(I guess now that i think about it, I just made changelings the equivalent to zombies. And you are a.... Sentient zombie?)
On hiatus for the moment. Until I get my shit together, this story is going to just linger there for some moments.