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Dear...Princess Celestia? Thrust into a universe that is not his own Dusk Shine will find that being stuck in a diffrent world is the least of his problems as he clashes with previously banished Queen Chrysalis princess Luna growing attraction and his angry female counterpart by Distorted Flare 16,766 words · 2,406 · 93
Just Joking The Clown Prince of Crime is in Equestria, with the job of creating chaos and fun for all. by RainbowBob 42,660 words · 723 · 38
Flash Fog Fluttershy must deal with an unusually thick fog as it approaches Ponyville. by Kwakerjak 127,920 words · 1,896 · 38
Bathtime for Ponies A second-person fic where you give fillies and colts a bath by Derpsanddinks404 25,703 words · 793 · 39
Geoverse Part Six: A Season Of Adventure Geo and Twilight deal with more stuff in Equestria — all of it leading to a big surprise for both of them... by GeodesicDragon 100,195 words · 337 · 33

TPhantom Guardspony
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Tragedy
Where am I? Who am I? All I know is that something big is going down, and I'm gonna find out what.
Sex
Gore
Celestia
OC
Main 6
Crimson Star · 7.2k words · 19 2 · 598 views
TTo Test is Science!
MLP: FiM
Romance
Dark
Adventure
The sequel to "To Observe is Science!"
Sex
Gore
Human
OC
Other
Main 6
Crimson Star · 40k words · 95 7 · 2.4k views
TDr. Sorou's What Ifs.
MLP: FiM
A collection of oneshots dedicated to What If scenarios centered around Dr. Sorou.
Gore
Human
Alt. Universe
OC
Other
Main 6
Crimson Star · 7.3k words · 13 1 · 949 views
TTo Observe is Science!
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
An offshoot of GeodesicDragon's story, set after To Love is Human.
Gore
Human
Pinkie
OC
Other
Main 6
Crimson Star · 37k words · 125 7 · 3.2k views

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Progress Report

Updated: 4/4/2014

- A Season of Terror 10% complete
- [Untitled HiE] 10% complete
- [Family Roots: Working Title] 5% complete
- Power 2% complete
- Brand New Eyes 50% complete
- [Untitled villain story for FMTCTW contest] On Hiatus, contest over with no participants.
- Phantom Guardspony 2% complete
- The War of Doubt 10% complete
- [Royal Training: Working Title] 20% complete
- Twilight Eats Out a Peach 2% complete, possibly on hiatus.

Ponies in order from best to worst

1 Pinkie Pie
2 Princess Celestia
3 Vinyl Scratch
4 Sweetie Belle
5 Lyra
6 Discord
7 Applejack
8 Fluttershy
9 Rarity
10 Fancy Pants
11 Colgate
12 Trixie
13 Cheerilee
14 Zecora
15 Big Macintosh
16 Spitfire
17 Dr. Whooves
18 Soarin'
19 Octavia
20 Apple Bloom
21 Scootaloo
22 Twilight Sparkle
23 Derpy
24 Braeburn
25 Princess Luna
26 Babs Seed
27 Pipsqueak
28 Rose Luck
29 Carrot Top
30 Granny Smith
31 Berry Punch
32 Fleur de Lys
33 Bon Bon
34 Snowflake / Horsepower
35 Rainbow Dash
36 Princess Cadence
37 Cloud Chaser
38 Flitter
39 Photo Finish
40 Shining Armor
41 Twist
42 Hoity Toity
43 Caramel
44 Silver Spoon
45 Nightmare Moon
46 King Sombra
47 Iron Will
48 Diamond Tiara
49 Queen Chrysalis
50 Flim
50 Flam
52 Lightning Dust
53 Prince Blueblood
54 Spike
55 Gilda

Shitlist

- Poor punctuation and grammar
- Gilda the Griffon
- FedEx
- Peppers
- Macs
- People who make computer viruses (SERIOUSLY, WHY?!?!?!)
- Closed-minded, simple thinking people
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Zombies (I have a phobia.)
- New Games
- ACER
- CompUSA
- EQD