Twilight breaks Celestia's doors.
But then, you'd be mad too, if your stupid brother got drunk and told you that you were adopted...
Chapters (1)
-
Created by Secret_Shadows
- October, 2014
Found 46 stories in 42ms
Total Words: 745,606
Estimated Reading: 2 days
Total Words: 745,606
Estimated Reading: 2 days
Related Groups
-
Reviewed on Everything Brony 18 stories · 3 members
-
Fimfiction's Favorites 226 stories · 138 members
-
OldTalesChangeStyle's Completely Read Stories 91 stories · 1 members
-
Rainbow Dash Shippings 255 stories · 161 members
-
Mayhem and psychohooves Favorite Stories 205 stories · 6 members
-
Life Experiences 82 stories · 18 members
-
The God Stories 87 stories · 42 members
-
Silent Fun's Reading List 83 stories · 1 members
-
Thousand Thumb Club 227 stories · 2 members
-
Canadian Brony and Pegasister united 200 stories · 2 members
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters (43)
Twilight Sparkle's imagination as a child was unbelievable, probably due to all those books. Which also make up the amazing Fort Book, Twilightopia's first stronghold against the country of Armor! With the help of Captain Smartypants and Private Cadence, General Twilight defends her fort against her brother's advancing army of one!
A tale of Twi's childhood told from her point of view.
Inspired by the cover picture.
Chapters (1)
A 'Know your Star' story; only with your favourite ponies getting unneeded hassle and lies told about them. Won't this be fun? Probably not... But hey, everything can't be seriousness all the time, so let's take a load off and just pester some ponies, and Spike for good measure.
The never ending adventures of Know Your Mare march on and on and on.
Comic: http://ladlordblack.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d53s1hc
Animation: Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_c7CPLlzO8&list=LLAaWYxICqZHBI2hBIxg2oEg&feature=mh_lolz
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYTZ1TKNfk&feature=g-u-u
Picture: http://luna-is-best-pony.deviantart.com/art/Know-Your-Mare-314464512
Chapters (293)
My name is Rainbow Dash, and this is my passion. I always love flying, and I make an effort to fly almost every day. And... When no ones looking, I can get very in-depth and thoughtful about it. How lame, right?! But, then again... I can't help it. Not when i'm up in the sky, surrounded by all the beauty and all of my awesomeness. I can't help but crack a smile when I'm up here.
Up here with Me and My Sky.
Image by: http://sonicrainboom93.deviantart.com/
Heavily based off of this animation and song: http://swomswom.deviantart.com/#/d5ax4pb (Song is Owl City - Take To The Sky)
Chapters (1)
Dinky Hooves knew she was different to the other ponies in her class. she just couldnt seem to understand things the way the others did, and because of this, they avoided her. She could'nt find a single friend, except Mummy. Derpy and Dinky would have great times together, playing, baking, and doing just about everything they set their minds too. Derpy loved Dinky, even if no one else did.
Chapters (1)
Even in a world of love, there are those ponies who sleep alone, and go on their days alone. Where is the love, when it is all around you?
Chapters (1)
When the forces of nature come crashing down on a cold night, Scootaloo takes refuge in the only place she can call home: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Clubhouse.
Frightened and alone, only the arrival of a young mare with a mane and tail of rainbows can settle the filly. Scootaloo will soon discover that sometimes the pony who means the most to you as an aspiration, can also be the pony whom you take refuge with at the end of the day.
This story is a prequel to, My Sister, Scootaloo
* Featured on 06/23/2012!
* Edited by Double R Forrest
* Was written prior to Sleepless in Ponyville
Chapters (1)
She never saw herself as a caretaker, nor did she foresee gaining a sister, but after taking in a homeless filly, Rainbow Dash finds herself in a new role.
Playing the big sister for the only Cutie Mark Crusader without a family, Rainbow Dash finds she still has a thing or two to learn about sisterhood. After butting heads with Scootaloo one too many times, Rainbow Dash consults an expert on the subject.
This story is a sequel to My Sister, Loyalty
* Featured 06/23/2012
* Written prior to Sleepless in Ponyville
Chapters (1)
Sometimes, bad things happen to good ponies. A year following a tragic incident, Twilight Sparkle returns to Ponyville to visit what she has been missing - her town, her memories, and most importantly, her friends. But will everything be as she remembers it?
This story has a sequel titled "In History, Maybe".
Chapters (1)
