One Shot - Celestia and the ponies of Equestria are posed to start opening conversion bureas on Earth, however they didn't count on the horror that is government workers with paperwork.

Join a low-level government inspector as he travels across universes to deliver a fine to Princess Celestia.

Will he manage to bring the right forms?
Will he avoid being gored by angry unicorn-pegasi with their sharp, shiny horns?
Will he use his brain and think outside of the box?

Probably not, he is government after all.

Roseluck is a pony who believes in Facts, and what she believes about them is that everypony saying something is true can only be the product of mass brainwashing. The free mind recognizes that Evidence is just a hoax with props. So if the government has asked ponies to temporarily wear masks in order to avoid spreading an illness? That can't be the real reason. Something is going on, and only the forces of Independent Thinking stand any chance of saving Ponyville from itself.

Of course, when it comes to the Flower Trio, Independent Thinking is also known as Fear-Addicted Paranoia. Everypony's been trying to tell them that for years...

Which proves the Conspiracy is just that widespread! To the soapboxes!

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Anyone seeking MLP-styled masks like the one in the cover image may want to start through Etsy.

Starlight had left the castle in the morning. Everything had been perfectly normal.

Starlight had come back to the castle at noon. Everything was still perfectly normal.

Except maybe for the way Twilight had set the crystal castle on fire, and how she was currently sitting outside as the building burned to the ground.

But aside from that very minor detail, everything was perfectly normal.

Everything was exactly as it was supposed to be, going exactly as it was supposed to.

(dis)Like what you read? Tell me why! ~Super

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

SUGGEST A PAIRING IN THE COMMENTS AND I WILL SOMETIMES WRITE IT!
Or write your own 100 word ship and I'll throw it in here.
(If you do, note that FimFiction counts "quotation marks" as words, so use double 'apostrophes' instead.)

Rated T for Terrabad.

Spin-Offs:
Has a Doctor Whooves/Fleur Lis Dee spin-off I haven't written yet.
Has a Sweetie Belle/Flash Sentry spin-off that's in the planning stages.
Daring Documents is a spiritual successor of sorts.
Taco Tuesday: Sexual Therapist
Twilight Sparkle and the Nothingness at the End of the Universe

List of Guest Authors!

A hearty thank you to my Patreon patrons Singularity Dream, ocalhoun, and Littlecolt!

Twilight Sparkle feels that the Equestrian populace is too sheltered. As such, she is determined to keep them up to date with the latest happenings in Equestria. Backed by the Crown, she'll give them the best news they've ever seen.

Now, everyday, on the hour, Equestria At Six will be there, bringing you the news you know you can trust!

Collab story between myself and MadMaxtheBlack

Peaches aren't all that terrible. Just don't go making everything into them. You might find yourself feeling a bit peachy.

Written for GaPJaxie's Quills and Sofa's speed fic writing challenge on 8/21/2019. One hour to write, with 10 minutes to edit.

Prompt was "Technically not Terrible". I'm not sorry.

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Reviews!

The Biscuit of Admirals:
OH NO
I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIOUS UPVOTE
BUT I CAN'T IN FULL AWARENESS OF WHAT I'VE DONE NOT UPVOTE

Gon of Ara's:
yeah rob is just having a blast

Swaggersouls tries to prove his existence in another dimension to his friends. Main theme: Fuck you. He's not short, just directionally challenged.
Rated T for excessive swearing.
Proofread by my Grandma.
Holy shit, he's even shorter!

Crossover with Untitled Goose Game. It's a lovely day in the village of Ponyville, and here is a horrible goose.

(Characters will be added to tags as they become relevant.)

Now with illustrations!

While searching for the Tree of Harmony, the Mane Six come across a group of sentient bipedal creatures dressed like old school peasants. One of the peasants has an enormous disdain toward Twilight just because she is a Princess of Friendship.

(Featured March 8, 2020)

This story is a sequel to ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

Full title: T̶h̶e̶ ̶L̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶L̶o̶s̶t̶ 7̶t̶h̶ ̶E̶l̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶T̶r̶a̶m̶p̶o̶l̶i̶n̶e̶:̶ ̶P̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶W̶a̶i̶f̶u̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶a̶l̶e̶r̶ T̶h̶e̶ ̶B̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶S̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶F̶i̶m̶f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n. F̶e̶a̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶B̶o̶x̶ ̶H̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ Please ⇩vote!

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the Princessesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too plus Flash Sentry! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures in Equestria! This will be tagged slice of life though because it's mostly slice of life except when it's not.

I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR FOR ALL THE HATERS: MY OC IS NOT A "MARY SUE" BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ALICORN!
Most of the time at least

Also, he's dating Applejack.

Cover art by me.

NOTE: The mods decided they had had enough of the chicanery, and unpublished this. I'm reuploading it a few chapters at a time, with all the meta and simply too-crackficky stuff cordoned off in little boxes.

Hey, at least it's not another Soldier in Equestria story.

Other Story Titles:
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