Applejack kicked one of her apple trees with a mighty thump, producing not one but two "Auuugh!"s.
"Huh?"
Soon both Trixie and Rainbow Dash fell out of the tree. As they stumbled to their hooves, Applejack stared at them with raised eyebrows. "Now what are all y'all doin' consortin' in this here appul tree?"
Rainbow was the first to answer. "Oh we were just practicing Prench* kissing for when Super Trampoline gets back from uhhhh, wherever he is."
Applejack shook her head and sighed. "I'm disappointed in you two. Y'all were sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, and yuh didn't invite me?"
Trixie and RD looked at each other, surprised they hadn't thought of that.
And the three spent the rest of the afternoon making out together.