113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline


The Author/Cloud Kicker

''So let me get this straight,'' Cloud Kicker asked Super Trampoline. ''You're telling me you don't want to have kinky sex with a hot pegasus mare?''
''Uhhhhh, while I am flattered, I guess that's just not my style.'' The bat pony made a mental note to scold Pinkie for setting up this lunch date in the first place. This chick wanted to bang everything with four legs and a pulse. Possibly without a pulse too, if she was into that.
''Well, ok. Thanks for lunch I guess. You have my address!''
She walked off. ''Blossomforth, your turn!''