Actually, where was Discord? I thought Twilight called him over. The other unicorns shifted weight nervously.
"Discord, get your butt over here now!" Twilight yelled to nowhere in particular. "I know you of all creatures would be here at a slashfic convention. Come out please, we need your help!"
"Oh, but I am here Twilight!"
She heard a voice behind her and turned, only to find no one there.
"You silly filly, why can't you find me?"
Shining Armor snickered. Cadance tittered. I started to giggle. Even Chryssi chuckled (There sure are a lot of synonyms for "laugh" aren't there? We didn't even touch "yuk", "guffaw", "snigger", "snicker", "chortle", or "cackle".).
"What? What's so funny?" Twilight protested. My, can that mare be inept. Eventually, though she swished her tail, and caught a glimpse of where Discord's voice was coming from--it.
"Gahhh! Discord, why are you my tail? What are you doing there?"
"Oh, don't mind me. I'm just admiring the view."
"YOU!!!" she screamed in frustration, and with a magic spell, lit her tail on fire. "STOP STARING AT MY ASS!"
Discord evacuated his flaming residence while laughing heartily, swirling back into his full size. "My dearest Princess, YOU are a laugh riot. Oh good times, good times. Now, what may I do for you, Twilight Sparkle?"
"Well you see, according to Super Trampoline, we have an Alicorn OC and a guy in a trench coat threatening to blow Ponyville up. I have a plan to prevent that, but it requires a devious trickster. Would you happen to know anypony who might fit that description."
Even Discord was a little shocked. "Blow the place up? Like with dynamite?"
"Yep," I confirmed. Twilight gave me a dirty look that said something like "Shut up Super, I'm princess not you."
"Yep," Twilight said, "like with bombs or something."
Discord gasped. "How dare they?!? I may be chaotic, but I would never espouse a loss of life!" His face narrowed into a scowl. "How can I help?"
Twilight smiled. "Give me your ear." Discord ripped one of his ears off and handed it Twilight. She grimaced, but then took the ear with her magic and whispered into it. Discord stood a few Celestes* away, his frown turning into a giant grin as he listened.
"Yes, yes!" he could be heard muttering to himself. When Twilight was done talking, the ear *poof*ed out of existence and back onto his head. He rubbed his hand and talon together with an evil smile upon his visage. "I love it. When do we start?"
She replied with glee, "Right now."