Peaches aren't all that terrible. Just don't go making everything into them. You might find yourself feeling a bit peachy.
Written for GaPJaxie's Quills and Sofa's speed fic writing challenge on 8/21/2019. One hour to write, with 10 minutes to edit.
Prompt was "Technically not Terrible". I'm not sorry.
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Reviews!
The Biscuit of Admirals:
OH NO
I CAN'T IN GOOD CONSCIOUS UPVOTE
BUT I CAN'T IN FULL AWARENESS OF WHAT I'VE DONE NOT UPVOTE
Gon of Ara's:
yeah rob is just having a blast
Chapters (1)
Note: I was also marginally, probably, terribly drunk.
I upvoted, just so you know. It’s shitposting, we both know that, but since peaches were involved, that swung the scale and I couldn’t not favor it.
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This was quite an experience
Fact: Rainbow is one of the most disloyal ponies. They really fu**ed up with her.
ba ahahahah dont forget to flush strait after twi
A few hours later, Starlight came home from the farrier's ready for her experiment, only to find Trixie pensively watching Twilight on the Not So Royal Throne.
"I should probably ask, but down that path lies only madness. I'm gonna take a nap." And so off she went, munching on a peach.
They never saw Cozy Glow again.
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I hope you know that i consider this canon now XD
And so class, that's why we don't practice self-transfiguration without a spotter.
As the Aulman Brothers would say, "Eat a Peach!"
What a Friendship lesson everybody is going to learn. Well, everyone that includes Starlight and Twilight, that is.
I'm literally speechless
This right here is art.
I prefer pears...
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Ha!
(Linked in order to retain the time code)
I am in favor of anything which involves something eating Starlight.
9794054 I think I was there. Can't quite recall as I'd had a full bottle of wine at Supano's restaurant one evening. But YOU were there! And YOU were there! And YOU were there! And there was this wicked witch trying to steal my shoes... or was that a crazy homeless guy?
You are a good writer, Rob, but it scares me what goes on in your head...evenmore because I enjoy them!
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It's the next morning, and I only vaguely remember this... reading it now I have to question my own sanity over what transpires inside my head.
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I love that comic. Applebloom with the baseball bat just sells the last panel.
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I'm everywhere when you least expect me. Also I usually only take people's left shoe. Out in the woods around my elementary school is a pile of left shoes from all the kids that teased me growing up...
9794831 I never speak of what became of those who teased me growing up. That way, I maintain plausible deniability.
Oh I loved this.
That could have gone far worse. I expected Trixie to perform the spell then and there and explode Twilight.
"Do I dare to eat a peach?" - T. S. Eliot The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock
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I've written mlp fanfiction while drunk before....twice. I didn't forget anything, and I have no regrets, and you shouldn't either. I'm almost convinced that the Atom Bomb and cheese were conceived while someone was drunk. Those turned out okay. You know, except for their potential to end all life on earth as we know it. Stinky cheese is dangerous, yo!
This feels like it would be funnier if this was a mean prank Trixie was playing on twilight.
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It actually was, but I ran out of time. So you can just think it was.
Are... are peaches trending again?
Are we Twilight Eats A Peach craze again? I didn't prepare for this.
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Son,
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The ride never ends.
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Don't you mean...
speachless?
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Seems like only last year or so. Hard to believe that was all the way back in 2013.
I forgot to mention this earlier, 'cause I was all caught up on the peaches, but I love this part. Even if Rarity hadn't served time, she definitely knows how to shank a bitch.
I liked it, though, I say this without know what the h3ll was just read, while also not wanting to know either. So I'm just going to say I liked it an give an upvote so I don't give my self a brain hemorrhage trying to think about it.