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// Guest Author Week: Cloud Kicker/Diamond Dog by Fixit Wrenches 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	After several hours... okay, minutes of howling and creaking noises, Cloud Kicker stared up, scowling at the ceiling. Her partner shifted, rolling over to face her.

''Pony, good doggy style!'' The Diamond Dog said, wagging his tail under the blanket.

Cloud scooted away from the Dog with a look of disgust on her face. ''No, get out, you mangy mutt!'' Picking up a newspaper, she swatted him on the nose. The dog scampered out of her house, and she got into her shower to wash the smell off.

''Ugh, never again,'' she muttered into the water. ''That's a rule.''