''Once upon a time there was an angry space horse who was really horny because she hadn't gotten laid in like literally a thousand years so I flew up to the moon and shagged her all day on the longest day of the year so we are talking like sixteen hours of sweaty hot moon horse action and then she was like 'Finally I have been sexually released!' and that's how I turned Nightmare Moon back into Princess Luna. The end.''
''Ew, Mom, seriously? Gross. That is not what went down.''
''You weren't there, Flurry Heart. Shush.''