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by Super Trampoline


This Chapter Contains a Slightly Strange Picture of Two Sandwiches I Made Today and Also a List of the Ingredients Contained Within Each Sandwich. Oh, and Also a Pizza Recommendation.

Once Upon a Time, I, Super Trampoline, went to the local Ponyville Ralph's supermarket and bought a ton of sandwich supplies. The truth is, it's been many years since I actually got around to buying sandwich-making supplies. I also bought a really bomb-diggity frozen pizza that has a fabulous marmalade sauce. It's available at Pony Ralph's (and presumably Pony Krogers and Pony Food 4 Less as well) and if you want to buy it yourself, here is a link to the online product description: https://www.ralphs.com/p/private-selection-five-cheese-marmalade-thin-crust-frozen-pizza/0001111088771/international/equestria/ponyville

Then I made myself two sandwiches for the first time in years. As Pinkie Pie once said in a song a lot of folks aren't fond of but I think is a bop, "you gotta share; you gotta care", so I took the sandwiches through the mirror portal and shared them with my human self. What is interesting is that the mirror portal transmogrified them into sandwiches an omnivore human would like, including meat. Fortunately no horse meat. That would have been really awkward.

And then we ate the sandwiches. Both had keto bread (not sure what made it keto, but it had a ton of fiber and not too many calories), mozzarella cheese, and whatever the generic version of Miracle Whip is. One also had colby jack cheese, dried chopped onion, sliced honey ham, sliced smoked turkey, sliced roast beef, and a folded over leaf of romaine lettuce. The other also had blue cheese crumbles (or bleu cheese crumbles if you're reading this is Prance or the Prench parts of Caneighda I can't think of a good horse pun for [FanOfMostEverything help a brother out? Something involving Quebec or Montreal probably?]), barbeque pulled pork, and fried onion bits. Both were delicious.

My pony digestive system's probably going to have a field day once I go back through the portal though :applejackunsure: Ooh I actually feel it having a field day now. Guess I'm ending this chapter now. Thank you for reading, and have a great night, everypony!


Sorry for the poor and frankly kind of weird image quality; funky stuff happens when you take Equestrian cameras through the mirror portal into the human world.