"So, welcome to the big three zero, "Starlight said.
"Thank you," supertrampling replied. "How old are you again? 37?"
"36, but close enough. Time has a weird way of eating up years of your life in a NeverEnding (lol voice to text thinks this is that one never ending story) wandering through the wilderness."
"You know" , super trampoline said, "when I think of wandering through the wilderness as a trope I think of how it originated with the Jewish people's after the whole sacred calf idolatry thing. But perhaps it is universal and its nature. I mean you were out in a desert talking to trees and s***."
F**** dude, I took a mescaline one f***** time. One f****** time. I was mostly just trying to be somehow simultaneously and edgy tanky and anarchist at the same time with the whole our town thing. What should be clear to all the people reading this, the issue was with trying to force conformity and every pony being a generalist as opposed to actual communist thinking which is from everyone according to their abilities to everyone according to their needs. I am a victim of my own hubris but also of Western tropes about communism fueled by decades of propaganda"
"Anyway " , super trampoline said, " yeah, most of my 20s have felt like wandering through a desert. But one of my best friends who's like 33 had the same experience and now she's on top of the f******* world without going into details because she doesn't like it when I overshare her information, but it gives me hope. Especially with my whole studying systems bullsh******** I won't shut the f********* up about oh s********** this is a rated everyone's story let me go back and fix all that.
"Where was i? Oh right the point is yeah I'm 30 now and I feel like my life is just beginning."
Well, congratulations, Starlight said. Wanna celebrate with a makeout session? "
"Well starley (Voice to text air but I'm keeping it in because it's funny) now that I'm 30, I must put childish endeavors behind me lol just kidding I would never be too mature to make out with a hot commie like you. However part of being mature responsible adult is not instantly giving in to hedonistic in the moment gratification but instead being able to do things now I don't want to do for greater rewards later. So on that note I need to finish up this chapter, and go fold some towels. I love you all be good to yourselves practice love kindness hope charity laughter Joy etc and drink plenty of water."