113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline


Rainbow Dash/Pinkie Pie/Euphemisms

''Hey Dashie, want to paddle my pink canoe?''

Rainbow wasn't used to Pinkie being so upfront, but she wasn't complaining. ''Sure, your place or mine? I mean, the Cakes might hear us, so...''

''No, silly filly, at the lake!''

So they went canoeing at the Ponyville lake.


''That paddling's got me starved. You're pescetarian, right? The CMC are going for Neighxican food cutie marks. Want to sample their fish tacos?"

''Sounds delicious.''

''Great!'' Pinkie chirped. ''I'll pick them up. Your house in fifteen!''


Pinkie carefully landed her helicopter on Rainbow's roof and shouted, ''I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash!''