One day in the nebulous G5 Universe I can fly to at will because hopping from one toy line marketing device to another is one of my many special talents, I asked Sunny Starscout what she thought of everyone shipping her and everyone else.
"Hey, Sunny Starscout, what do you think about Bronies shipping you with literally every other main character?"
"Well," she started, Starscoutingly, "I mean, they do that with Hitch too. And Izzy for that matter. I think Bronies just like shipping. Look at you, after all! I bet in this dumb story we're already dating, right?"
I laughed a nervous laugh. "Who, us? Pishhh!" Or however you spell that noise you make with your mouth. "I haven't even asked you out yet! Jeez, don't rush the slow burn romance nature of this romance, Sunny!"
Sunny Starscout smiled. "Well, fortunately, asking out loveable losers is one of my special talents. So, Trampo, would you like to get smoothies together sometime?" She smiled smuggly.
Oh no, she's genre savvy!...
...that's so hot.