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// USe 123 To iNSert thE chaPTEr NumBER dynaMIcalLy 
// Story: ⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩ 
// by Super Trampoline 
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Hey, Sprout," Super said, nonchalantly, "Wanna cuddle?"

"What do I look like, a ?"

"Dang, dude, no need to be a homophobe. Just get some therapy instead of going on power trips and being a bad sheriff."

Then I hooked up with Hitch instead, because even though he's a cop, he's at least kind of cute and also recognizes he's kind of a jerkface who can change his cop ways.