//------------------------------// // Toilet Sparkle/Flush Sentry // Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// Principal Celestia frowned. Luna must have been loading up on beef burritos last night, because the woman's toilet in the staff lounge was clogged AGAIN. Sighing, she reached for the walkie talkie on her belt. ''Discord. I hate to bother you now, but...'' A few minutes later, the janitor appeared, plunger in one hand, toilet declogger and cleaner bottles in the other. He poured the liquids into the toilet, where they stewed in shit for a few minutes, before flushing the whole affair down the toilet. Toilet Sparkle and Flush Sentry were united forever in the sewer of love.