113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Queen Chrysalis/A Windigo

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'' yelled Chrysalis as she hurtled north following her failed invasion. After what felt like forever, the ground was finally coming closer again.

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--'' *POOMPH!* The changeling queen landed in a deep snowbank.

Her heart already frozen, she merely righted herself and grimaced. ''Great, now instead of blunt force trauma offing me, I'm going to freeze to death. Just great.''

But from the snowy wastes, that heart attracted a windigo, content to feed upon Chrysalis's abject hate for pretty much everything. It enjoyed her presence, nay, it loved her.

And she ate that love.

They were both happy.

Author's Note:

Comments

[keam]

Yeees

[FanOfMostEverything]

This seems appropriate:

[Dark Avenger]

Admitting bad quality and lack of intelligence does not excuse either of them.

[Super Trampoline]

7127800 it's not like they're wrong though. Some of my stories I try to actually write well. whether I succeed is debatable . Some I just like to relax and have fun with. This is of the later variety.

[Dark Avenger]

7127851

Indeed, I never even said it was an offense punishable by death. Doesn't mean I can rate it any higher than I did though.