113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Special Guest Author Forgoten Null: Sir Lintsalot/Madame le Flour

He wanted nothing more than to shout his love to the heavens, to whisk her away to confess his undying adulation. He dreamt of a day where he would propose to her after a long romantic walk on the beach, to speak their vows cliffside to the minister, to Celestia but most of all to each other. He just wanted to be with her and to have foal with her, to live with her and to die with her.
Sadly he knew this would never come to be, for they were just a sack of flour and ball of lint.