''THE GEMSSS, PO-NY! GIVE THEM HERE!'' The Diamond Dog yelled.
Clyde raised an eyebrow. "What gems?"
''I AM NO FOOL, PO-NY! WE KNOW GEMSSS GROW IN THESE ROCKS!''
Clyde shook his head. ''Nope. Just rocks.''
The Dog screamed. ''THEN WHY FARM THEM?''
''Someone's gotta.'' Clyde shrugged.
''I AM NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT SSSOMETHING!'' the Dog shouted.
Clyde eyed the Dog's crotch. ''I've got an idea.''
''VERY WELL, PO-NY.''
Clyde approached the Dog, dwelling on his luck. He never thought he'd get to indulge his long-held fetish for real, but by Celestia, when opportunity knocks...