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// [Skippable] Bonus Meta Chapter, Because Clearly This Hasn't Descended Into Insanity Enough Yet 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''Twilight! Twilight!'' I galloped up to the podium, huffing and puffing.

Twilight was shocked. ''Super, what are you doing here?!?! We weren't planning to knock you out, kidnap you, and bring you here for interrogation for several chapters. You're interrupting my roll call!''

I already had a response ready: ''Yo Twilight, I’m really happy for you, Imma let you finish but WE HAVE A BOMB THREAT ON ALL OF PONYVILLE!!!'' Of course I said it quietly to her so everypony around us wouldn't freak the fuck out.

Unfortunately, she did. ''A BOMB THREAT?!? Are you serious? Oh this is bad. This is very very bad. Oh my gosh! You're sure Super? Please please pleeeeaase tell me you're joking? You're joking right? Please please PLEASE!''

I shook my head. ''No I'm not. Look at the comments section. Some loony named Zombie Hunter claims his government has a wormhole into Equestria and is forcing him to kill ponies. After I told him I had had enough of his bizarre threats and was going to report him to you, he told me 'Too late, the bombs are set. When I hit this button all of Ponyville will go BOOM!'

''I so wish I was joking, but the guy had a freaking shotgun, which I KNOW for a fact is banned in Equestria, so he's serious. Deadly serious, pardon the inappropriate pun. Twilight Sparkle, we need to get everyone out of here NOW.''

She unsurprisingly was having a panic attack. ''Oh my gosh this is bad this is bad this is very very very very VERY bad! What do I do what do I do what do I dooooooooo?!?!?!?'' She went on like this for several minutes. But eventually, she smiled, and called some of the more powerful unicorns over, including Luna (obviously), Trixie (even if she was a douche), Shining and Cadance and even King Sombra (all of whom had just arrived), Vinyl Scratch, Discord (not a pony but very powerful), and several others over. She winked at me.

''Super, don't worry. I have a plan.''

''Oh really?''

''Yeah. This terrorist probably wanted to attack during the conference to cause the most damage. But he didn't think about the fact that that means our best and brightest minds and most powerful spell casters are here. We can fix this.''

''Awesome. How?''

''Well...''