113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

by Super Trampoline

Special Guest Author xjuggernaughtx: (Older) Spike/Twilight Sparkle

“Lube?”

“Check!”

“Prophylactics?”

“Check!”

“Aerosol whipped cream?”

“Check!”

“Ball gag?”

“Twilight, could we just—”

“Spike, we’ve been over this! We need to make sure everything is organized properly. Part of that is making sure we have the supplies we need. Ball gag?”

“Sigh. Check.”

“Six by ten poster of Crackle taped to the ceiling?”

“Ugh. Check, I guess.”

“Sensual Mathematics flashcards?”

“Twilight, it’s kind of going down.”

“Think about Rarity or something. We’re halfway through the list. You know I can’t finish without those cards; do we have them or not?!”

“Oh, for pete’s sake—”

Author's Note:

Many thanks go to xjuggernaughtx, who was very pleasurable to talk with at BABSCon, rocks sick sideburns and slick suits, and insists the x's in his name are silent. Be sure to check out the story of his this collection inspired, the much funnier Cheerilee's Thousand!

Comments

[keam]

Eh, this si practicaly as good as Cheerilee's thousend. Just shorter charters.

[Super Trampoline]

4282566

charters

char·ter
ˈCHärtər/Submit
noun
noun: charter; plural noun: charters
1.
a written grant by a country's legislative or sovereign power, by which an institution such as a company, college, or city is created and its rights and privileges defined.
synonyms: authority, authorization, sanction, dispensation, consent, permission; permit, license, warrant, franchise
"a royal charter"
a written constitution or description of an organization's functions.
synonyms: constitution, code, canon; fundamental principles, rules, laws
"the UN Charter"
2.
the reservation of an aircraft, boat, or bus for private use.
"a plane on charter to a multinational company"
synonyms: hire, hiring, lease, leasing, rent, rental, renting; booking, reservation, reserving
"the charter of a yacht"
an aircraft, boat, or bus that is reserved for private use.
a trip made by an aircraft, boat, or bus under charter.
"he liked to see the boat sparkling clean before each charter"
verb
verb: charter; 3rd person present: charters; past tense: chartered; past participle: chartered; gerund or present participle: chartering
1.
grant a charter to (a city, college, or other institution).
"the company was chartered in 1553"
2.
reserve (an aircraft, boat, or bus) for private use.
"he chartered a plane to take him to Paris"
synonyms: hire, lease, rent; book, reserve
"they chartered a bus"
Origin

Middle English: from Old French chartre, from Latin chartula, diminutive of charta ‘paper’ (see card1).

[keam]

4282571
Sorry,, autocorrecting there! Meant chapters!

[xjuggernaughtx]

4282566 Fun fact: Cheerilee's Thousand was inspired by this story.

Oh, he put that in an author's note. Well, true none the less!

[Changeling-Drone]

I ship Discord and Eris

[Super Trampoline]

4283375 does that count as incest?

[keam]

4283321
Intresting....

[Super Trampoline]

4283401 And as I mentioned to 4283321 at BABSCon this weekend, this story collection was directly inspired by Overlord-Flinx's story Know Your Mare (Flinx himself did a guest chapter here too.), which is itself based directly off the Know Your Star segments of the '90s and '00s Nickolodeon variety show All That.

[keam]

4283456
Okey. We in the north is going to have the first Nordic con ever in Finland this summer, instead of the previos try to put up Crystal Con in Sweden 2013, that had to be cancelled because of not getting engough mony! Tabeth St. German her self will be visiting along with Knightly, Elimonty and some other persons!

[Super Trampoline]

4283488 I know. The Crystal Fair sounds really cool, and I wish you guys the best of luck!

[Leonzilla]

4283391 No, just masturbation...with genetic complications.

4283488 yus, good luck at you gathering of the pony people. (sorry for the bad pun)

4283321 About Cheerilee's thousand, well are you truly planing on turning it into a million word story?

Also have you already ship her with DustyKatt? I know everyone has.

~Leonzilla

[xjuggernaughtx]

4283668 I'm planning on writing Cheerilee dates until one of the following things happen:

1) I'm sick of it.

2) Readers are sick of it.

3) It's just not funny anymore.

I'm not sure how long that will take. I'll probably never reach one thousand chapters, but it'll keep going as long as we are all having fun with it.

[Super Trampoline]

4283679 Who said any of us find it funny? We're all just humoring you.

[Leonzilla]

4283683 Hum...

Be sure to check out the story of his this collection inspired, the much funnier Cheerilee's Thousand!

4283679 Make sense

[xjuggernaughtx]

4283683 Oh, did you think I meant funny to you? So sorry. I piss off Cheerilee to amuse myself!

[Super Trampoline]

4283697 i4.photobucket.com/albums/y139/BB_Shockwave/My%20Little%20Pony%20-%20Friendship%20is%20Magic/mlpwhywouldyoudothat.gif

[keam]

4283668
It's ok, but I'm acctualy not going, cuz I have other plans that I can't cancel, but still rather happy, cuz when you've had one once, it's a big chance they'll come again. If I'm lucky, I'll be going to B.U.C.K though!

[Leonzilla]

4283716 Good luck with your future plans then.

Cons can be a ton of fun if you know how to use your time well.

~Leonzilla

[keam]

4283781
Oh, I've been watching videos and reading about cons so much that I'm practically a expert!

[Leonzilla]

4283792 Nice

But the theory and the practice are a little different from each other.

[keam]

4283801
Yeah, but I at least have a idea of what I am doing, and my friend that, I hope, will came with be to B.U.C.K, have been on diffrent cons (not pony cons though) before.

[Leonzilla]

4283837 I give you one hoof up for being prepared.
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[keam]

4283853
Thanks. Working on my cosplay

[Yildun]

Pssst! Flam x Pinkie. It's the mustache.

Prince Blueblood x Hoity Toity
Cheese Sandwich x Rainbow Dash
Boneless x Smarty Pants
G1 Megan x Discord
Trenderhoof x Chief Thunderhooves
Luna x aged up Babs
Fluttershy x Ahuizotl
Iron Will x Bulk Biceps
Mulia Mild x Celestia
Snips x a Discord Lamp
Soarin x ice cream
Sunset Shimmer x EGQ Braeburn
Flim x one of Twilight's old books that made her a princess

Pretty, Pretty Princess Trixie x Pretty, Pretty Princess Scootaloo

I thought too hard about all of this.

[Super Trampoline]

4284045

G1 Megan x Discord

[Yildun]

4284060
A sad, strange, little woman, but thank you.

I'm surprised that was the one that stood out.

[Super Trampoline]

4284064

Boneless x Smarty Pants

Well, I already did Smarty Pants x Lyra Plushie.

[Yildun]

4284077
Yes, it was magnificent. Futa Pants.

I guess you could have Boneless x Applejack's Coin?

Maybe Boneless is also a bank.

Or maybe Boneless and Rainbow Dash's Wonderbolt's Pin? Or whatever her key was. Hrmmm.

Maybe Boneless and the Rainbow Spool of Thread? That would... be interesting. At least there is a ready-made hole, if you are inclined to such things.

Bloomberg x Applejack's Coin? Or is that incest?

Bloomberg x Applejack x Applejack's Coin... she plants it at his roots for a dirty threesome. Braeburn is very confused.

[Changeling-Drone]

4283391 I think that's bating

[Leonzilla]

4283861 Would you tell what is it?

[keam]

4284827
My cosplay? It's AJ, but I'm working pn Luna too ....

[Leonzilla]

4287110 Well, I wish you the best of luck.

~Leonzilla

[keam]

4287126
Thanks!

[xjuggernaughtx]

4282566

Eh, this si practicaly as good as Cheerilee's thousend. Just shorter charters.

Could you tell that I wrote them? This comment made me wonder if I have a particular sound.

[keam]

4288712
Well, kind of.... You see, the way you write romance, it is .... Different? It have a feeling to it that is special, even when it is short....

[xjuggernaughtx]

4288750 I don't write romance. Well, except for First Steps. I write anti-romance. My characters are in the least romantic situations ever.

[keam]

4288762
Okay, anti-romance then, it has a special feeling to it....

[Super Trampoline]

4288762

I write anti romance

Clearly you need to write a break up comedy.

[xjuggernaughtx]

4288768 Well, I hope that means I've developed my own author's voice at this point. That would be kind of cool.

[xjuggernaughtx]

4288787 Every chapter of Cheerilee's Thousand is basically its own breakup comedy.

[keam]

4288797
Well, that isnkind of what I trying to say!

[deletingthisaccount]

Well, if I was to see TwilightXSpike done in any way as a stand-alone story, this would be it!