Across the land, under the afternoon sun, ponies and non-ponies alike were opening their mailboxes to find a mysterious note from the newest princess.
Dearest subject:
If you are receiving this letter, it means a pony by the name of Super Trampoline has been writing horrible short romantic fiction about you, as he has about scores of other ponies, myself included. I and others affected will be convening in the Ponyville town hall to discuss what to do about this libel, defamation, and generally trashy writing. This gathering will take place this coming Saturday the 16th at 2:00 p.m.. If you cannot make it, please send a representative in your place, because reasons. Enclosed you will also find a copy of the story (or in some cases stories) he has written about you. I eagerly await our meeting.
Yours Truly, Her Royal Highness Princess Twilight "I Love Books" Sparkle
Across the land, under the afternoon sun, ponies and non-ponies alike were reading what Super Trampoline had written about them. Among the many, two in particular were especially vocal: "WHY DOES EVERYPONY THINK I'M GAY?!?" Rainbow Dash and Braeburn simultaneously yelled from several hundred miles apart.