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Chapter 1: Applejack and the Large Number of Apples890 words
Chapter 2: Cadance and the Concept of Polyamory, and Also Some Stuff About Genetics288 words
Chapter 3: Super Trampoline and the Idiosyncrasies of Prench horn215 words
Chapter 4: Oh How the Mighty Have Fallen: A Hydra Fights Corruption Charges as a Batpony Fights Mary Sue Charges455 words
Chapter 5: Angle Bunny is Acute Rabbit112 words
Chapter 6: It Ain't Easy Being Sleazy377 words
Chapter 7: Trixie Must Face the Realities of Her Place In Life461 words
Chapter 7.5: A gift for Estee1 words
Chapter 8: Rise of Shining Armor's Food Cart Empire223 words
Special Guest Author Protopony350: Super Tramampoline gets spied on by a lesser pony who also wishes to put an end to Friday forever610 words
Chapter 9: Even Ponies As Awesome As Me Get Depressed Sometimes.97 words
Chapter 10: You Better Believe I've Got Trix Up My Sleeves, Except I Don't Have Sleeves.239 words
Chapter 11: Darn Luna, You Scary!234 words
Chapter 14: I Did the Thing Samurai Jack Wanted To Do But Never Could504 words
Chapter 15: Ain't No Rest For the Lazy170 words
Chapter 18: MEANWHILE...183 words
Chapter 19: WHEANMILE...88 words
Chapter 20: WHILEMEAN...71 words
Chapter 21: Something Happens and I'm Head Over Heels294 words
Chapter 24: Applejack Bakes Bread73 words
Chapter 25: Applejack Faces Her Insecurities254 words
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Chapter 29: The Return of Florgishmontumeridaph216 words
Chapter 30: Sunset Cuddles124 words
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Chapter 32: Back to the Past139 words
Chapter 33: A Leave of Our Previous Plot To Talk About Gardening136 words
Chapter 34: Applejack's Eyebrows107 words
Chapter 35: The Rainforest171 words
Chapter Thirty Six: And Also The Major Antagonists.124 words
Chapter 37: The OCs That Time Forgot145 words
Chapter 38: The Elder388 words
Chapter 39: Meanwhile Back at the Farm126 words
Chapter 40: The Attack120 words
Chapter 41: The Escape100 words
Chapter 42: The Jungle Part 1132 words
Chapter 43: The Jungle Part 2133 words
Chapter 44: The Temple Part 1111 words
Chapter 45: The Temple Part 2159 words
Chapter 46: The Temple Part 3141 words
Chapter 47: Meanwhile, a Story About Cadance and Shining Armor and Coffee Creamer138 words
Chapter 48: Back to the Battle99 words
Chapter 49: Meanwhile, a Story About Trixie131 words
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A Short Chapter With Princess Ember64 words
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Not a Good Day76 words
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The Shortest Chapter of This Story33 words
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Does Saying Rainbow Dash is Hot Bump the Rating of This From Everyone to Teen? I Hope Not, Because Rainbow Dash is Hot.87 words
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The Quest, Part 1228 words
The Talk Part 1502 words
The Ponk Part 1296 words
The Bonk Part 1137 words
Chapter 78: The Talk564 words
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Chapter 79: New Horizons906 words
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Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Tanka

My boyfriend dumped me yesterday
Leaving me just a little less gay
I'm too broke for drugs
But I could use some hugs
And dumb memes to numb my dismay.

The writing I saw on the wall
As I haven't been giving my all
This was no surprise
but still generates sighs
mall paul, fall, ball, tall... ...pau gasol... okay i'm bored I need to go shower

"Super, that's a very poorly constructed limerick, not a tanka."

"Just give me this one, Twilight. Just for once can you not be a pedant?"

"Yeah, fair enough. Come on, let's go get you a milkshake. On me."

"How did you know that's my favorite unhealthy desert?"

I've been intermittently trapped in this story for six years. I know you far better than I ever wanted to."

"Oof, valid. Wow I've really been writing this for six years? Time certainly flies. Well, want me to get you a milkshake too?"

"No, it might bring all the boys to the yard."

I smiled. "Wow, Twilight, a humorous pop culture reference from you? Will wonders ever cease?"

"Hey, I can be funny!"

"Sure thing, egghead. Come on, that Caramel Malt isn't going to eat itself."

Author's Note:

Ten minutes later....

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