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by Super Trampoline

While attempting to write a chapter, Super Trampoline has an epiphany about glasses and his pony design

Hello dear friends, as you know one of the central concepts of this dumb story is that I try to get away with as much metal content as possible without it getting it revoked. While officially on the books the site Rule still say no medic content they seem to not really enforce it particularly strongly these days so I feel safe to be varied self-referential here. Anyway I don't remember what I was originally going to do to make this chapter about but my laptop screen broke about 5 months ago so now when I use it I hook it up to a computer sorry not other computer I'm using voice to text tonight I'm on a roll I don't want to erase the mistakes so I'm just going to keep talking anyway not a computer but a TV monitor or occasionally the $10 projector I got from UC Berkeley that it was originally worth almost $1,000 shout out to publicsurplus.com anyway the point is I realized I would need to go get my glasses to write this chapter and that's when I realized that the Pony version of me does not have glasses and that's a mystery I'm trying to picture my o c with glasses and I don't immediately see it although maybe that's the same way how in the human world I try to picture myself without baldness even though the top of my head is completely bare which I hate so where was I going with this oh yeah so like there's several possible explanations for this the most likely is that I just forgot to add glasses when I made my o c because I've had glasses how long have I had glasses I'm not sure I don't remember I feel like I have them in high school maybe I didn't I don't remember I should ask my mom anyway maybe the Pony version of anywhere as contacts but I hate the idea of wearing contacts and I'm fine with reading glasses so I doubt it's that it could be that I got LASIK or magic surgery in Equestria because Equestria has Universal Health Care but also I just don't mind wearing glasses that much but who knows you know the Pony version of me would have gone through different circumstances it's like how identical twins don't end up identical although I did watch identical twins play harp last night and that was an absolutely fantastic concert and I'm really glad I went they were really funny too so yeah I don't know why I don't wear glasses maybe I need to redesign my o c or maybe I need to assume that pony me got LASIK surgery or magic surgery or whatever because Equestria while not quite socialist like I wish it was is that least very much a social democracy in the model of the Nordic countries of the human world and so it has much better health insurance policies so it would not be a big deal for me to get vision correction surgery there I don't know I'll have to think about it that's a good thing to think about it's funny how sometimes real world events can Inspire sorry not real world as we know it questra is very real because that's where I live when I'm not writing this horrible Story I mean human world events can Inspire stuff within our Pony world there we go I think that's a good into this chapter and have a blessed day and remember to brush your teeth and try to eat more fruits and vegetables and less processed foods and empty carbs and also drink water I love you all

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[Octavias Melody]

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Nobody tells me what to do.

[Super Trampoline]

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Umm, I would of change the rating to T at least because of that red tag

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I only added that tag as a precaution because I mention strychnine poisoning. By the way if you ever want to add red tags to an E-rated story, you can do so by temporarily changing it to a teen or mature rating, selecting the tags you want, and then changing it back. You have my promise though that this story will always remain (more or less, since I do admittedly toe the line a lot) rated Everyone. I've thought about doing a teen or mature-rated spinoff but that would be a separate story.

[Super Trampoline]

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What if I'm employing reverse psychology?

[Smithers888]

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Even if you wanted to be told what to do, you couldn't because FiMFiction as dislikes not downvotes.

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Then it's not working very well.