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by Super Trampoline

Chapter 158: Harbor Neight Tools

did you know that one of my mini special talents is carpentry? I'm currently building a large bed frame that will have a buck ton of storage underneath so I can fit all of my clothes under it so my mom doesn't kick me out of her horse carriage garage where I'm currently living with my amazing disabled Pegasus girlfriend mezzo Melody. you probably seen blog posts of me birching about it.

you maybe wondering why a pony would have so many clothes especially one who isn't a fashionista like me. well, the answer is that I'm also an actor. And I struggle with organization etc etc The point is, shout out to Harbor Neight Tools for the tartarusa-cheap clamps I bought, tools I've never worked with before which is exciting because I'm using this project to learn stuff as well anyway as you can see in the pictures I've provided, I'm making good use of those clamps to help make this project easier also all of this is free wood I got using the freebie alerts app and I finally at long last have a driver as well as a drill so I'm not constantly switching out driver and drill driver and drill driver and drill like the Storm King switching from day to night manically using the staff of whatever some proper noun imbued with the stolen alicorn magic. maybe it was pony convention staff or something that would be funny for a future dumb pun story idea anyway towards the end of My Little pony the movie from 2017, and this driver has two magically powered rechargeable batteries and is a quality brand and I only got it for 21 bits thanks to the magic of shopgoodwill.com which I discovered last month and is in absolutely amazing website because there's tons of great stuff but barely anyone actually bidding on it anyway so yeah I'm working on building this and it's exciting but yeah you maybe wondering how I use drills and drivers and other power tools without fingers well, something something saw horse pun something something drill bit pun, something something ScrewLoose pun. didn't Warren hutch write a story about screw loose? rest in peace. someday I'll read your long story about aviation that's a sequel to a story about Fluttershy giving birth to Big Max child . I know one of my favorite pony artists whose name I can't remember right now has some really good art of screw loose and her doctor helping her escape the psych ward and feeling conflicted about it a Russian artist I'm not in derpy real much anymore I'm not in the fandom as much now as I once was but that's another animal for another day I still love all of you so much

just please never make me listen to Daddy discord I hate that song it's an archetypical early brony fandom cringe song and I mean at the risk of rambling a little bit more, the least they could have done with speed it up a little bit but I'm not going to give further critique because that would require listening to it again and right now I want to go drink lemonade and use the restroom and hit publish on this wonderful further misadventure chapter of mine in the greatest story of all time, this one you're reading right now.

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[DATONETWIxDASHFAN]

most down voted? “The intent is to provide readers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for reading each chapter.”

[hmaf43]

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The most suffering thing about this story is when it asked you to go back and reread old chapter without context... and not specify which one.

Like, I am pretty sure somewhere in my family line was a human who really love his goldfish or a woman with her favorite banana tree. Because I can't seem to recalled anything older than 180 seconds properly.

[Super Trampoline]

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I honestly don't remember that lol

[Super Trampoline]

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I honestly don't remember that lol

[Dopik]

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