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by Super Trampoline

I'm a ballistics expert. And I'm a PC!

One day, or one evening rather, Super Trampoline was working on writing another chapter of his purposely-awful My Tiny Gecko fanfic, called "Please Do Not Upvote This Story". Izzy Moonbow was nearby in this nebulous setting, doing Izzy Moonbow-ish things. Probably involving glitter, knowing her. Thus we have the scene set for my to write out the scene that I built in my mind while trying to get myself to get out of bed an hour ago. Yes I was in bed at 6pm. My life and sleep schedule are heckin wack. Anyway, with all that boring expository stuff out of the way, we can now proceed to Izzy's line:

"Super, stop using pony fanfiction to procrastinate on cleaning your mom's house before you pick her up from the airport."

"Dang Izzy, go off I guess!"

"Hey, I'm a ballistics expert and truth bombs are my weapon of choice! (as seen in the following clip containing the best line in the new movie)

"That's cute. How long have you been saving that line?" I asked, finally back in first person after that weird last chapter.

"You came up with it, silly. I'm an imaginary construct modeled after an equally imaginary but much more official imaginary construct owned by Hasbro and used to sell toys.

"You're a lot like Pinkie, aren't you?"

"Yep! Although I'm more on the Attention Deficit side of ADHD than the Hyperactivity side of things. Actually, that's one reason ADHD is less diagnosed in fillies than colts (same thing with autism), because the symptoms for fillies tend to be less noticable or rationalized as laziness or immaturity. Well, at least in the human world. We haven't seen much of modern Equestria so I can't really flesh out what things are like here. Other than that Alphabittle is hot, but we all knew that already. Hey, you like gay stuff, you should write one of your dumb make-out jokes with him!"

I should, shouldn't I?

Author's Note:

This story has gotten more meta than facebook lol.

Comments

[MathBrony173]

Oh yeah, I loved that line from Izzy a lot. Definitely had me laughing and I've rewatched that moment many times. Likely one of the many reasons she's my favorite pony from G5. She also had the best song imo but maybe that's my bias talking

[Super Trampoline]

11056969If you check out my latest blog you will see that you are not the only one who thinks that song is the best one. Also because at least one person I told didn't know, did you know that the soundtrack versions of the songs are all longer than the movie versions?

[MathBrony173]

11057059
Yeah, I noticed that cause I listened to a couple of songs from the soundtrack before seeing the movie. Found that to be pretty interesting.

[Super Trampoline]

11057077
It's not super surprising given the frenetic Pace the movie moved at given it had to introduce a bunch of new characters and established setting and everything, things that the 2017 G4 movie didn't need to do for the most part. But G4 has a few examples of this too, the most prominent I can think of being a longer version of "let the rainbow remind You". I think there are also longer versions of the birthday party song at the end of Pinkie pride and the Oh Why song in the middle of magical mystery cure. Not sure if there are any others I'm unaware of oh also of course the extended theme song which tbh kinda is mediocre

[MathBrony173]

11057455
Yeah it looked like most of the really short songs from G4 had a longer album version. The only other one that immediately comes to mind, aside from what you've already listed, is Love is in Bloom from the S2 finale.

[Super Trampoline]

11057637
Oh yeah, forgot about that. That song got so many fucking remixes. Man, early days of the fandom were something else.