My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
Author's Note:
In case you haven't noticed during my two years here on this site, my cutie mark is a Prench horn. If you need a refresher course on what I look like, you can CLICK HERE. I understand that in the human world, it's called a French horn, which is weird because it's mostly German is design.
Here in the pony (and other creatures) world, it's called a Prench horn, as if from Prance, except it's really Germane in design. It's a very difficult instrument to play, especially with hooves, which describes most instruments to be honest. Our valve combinations are a bit different than yours, but it's still a lovely creature with over four octaves of range, and I'm really glad I chose to play it. I got my cutie mark when I was sick of being one a dozen flautists at my school and wanted to stand out. I was told the horn is really hard and I wanted a challenge, and well, here I am today, still playing it and still in love with music.*
But seriously, it's like all our instruments were designed with fingers in mind. Huh. Anyway, that's a very brief story about my Prench horn cutie mark. See, these chapters won't all be about my fillyfriends.
*True story
My mark doesn't look exactly like this, but it's the closest I can find on earth.
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Actually downvoting because this feels earnestly narcissistic.
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You must construct additional pylons.
No, you cannot write about the chainsaw slide.
Just because he isn't an alicorn, does NOT mean that he is isn't a Mary Sue. A Mary Sue character is a character that is perfect in every way
I have nothing to say about this. Applejack is the pony who doesn't like asking for help
Now it's just narcissistic.
Jeez, you have like a bigilion talnets.
*cough* Mary Sue! *cough*
If Cadence WASN'T faithful to Shining Armor, I am sure that he would notice, and care. The free love principle is fair, but not if you swore to be bound to another.
I didn't take the time to point out everything, but you get the point. Completely a Mary Sue. No flaws. The most desirable stallion in Equestria. You serriously can't deny it. I won't follow up with this story, and I highly recommend that nobody else does as well. So, in a way, it's kind of what you wanted
We can have an ambulance at your house in five minutes.
*up votes out of spite*
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Oo, oo, I've got some! Try me! Try me!
Don't call people assholes.
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bruh you broke Fimfic
I wonder if people are downvoting the story because they can't tell it's a super satire fic, or if they're doing so because of your title.
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Just looking at I know it's not trying to be serious. This is going to be a fun read.
~Squiggle-Squiggle~
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You can't hog the chainsaw slide, Majin! The chainsaw slide should be for everyone!
Why does this have upvotes? Not even I upvoted it.
6025271 obsolescence deleted the comment I was responding to.
6025304 I liked the comic more than the story, so...thumbs up?
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the scale is broken
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The proper response to anything that looks like reverse psychology is to downvote anyway. Covers all bases.
I'm not mad. I'm just very disappointed.
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Ahem:
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6025254 How about a fire truck instead? or even a Sherman tank.
6025347 you sound like my mom.
6025244 if I'm a Merry Sue, how come I broke my leg in chapter 4? A real Mary Sue wouldn't have gotten injured battling that hydra?
Rotary valves seem like they would be a lot easier to play with hooves than piston valves...
Well this is three years late.
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What Chapter 4? There's only three (at time of writing)!
And here's another masterpiece of humanity and it must have all the upvotes in the world!
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A non Mary Sue most likely wouldn't get the chance. And I don't see a chapter 4
6025298 Only Super Trampoline can't write about it.
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Satire? Satire?!
Spaceballs is satire, Airplane is satire, Naked Gun is satire. This is just writing the same shit that's in all those bad stories, but for some reason doing it in a 'comedic' tone makes it all right!
Well, guess what? This isn't funny, this isn't interesting. It's being a lazy fuck who doesn't have the brain matter to make an actual point, and wouldn't know comedy if they were hit in the face with a pie thrown by the ghost of the Three Stooges!
why do people still make these anyway
you're like the one guy at work that tells a joke to his friends and gets a chuckle out of them, then tells the SAME FUCKING JOKE THE NEXT DAY
this isn't satirically funny. Not even ironically funny. It's bad
Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen-- I'm going in.
If I do not live to see tomorrow, give my regards to Sunnypack.
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I didn't want to read this story at first. It seemed like a good trollfic, but not good enough.
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But reading through the comments...
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Let's do this anyway.
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You!
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hello old friend
Chapter Three! Good gravy, was that fast!
I'm sure we noticed. Here's the thing: WE DIDN'T CARE. It could have been a bloodied dagger for all we cared!
Horse puns of course. Apparently one can't write a story on Fimfiction without 'em.
Then why did ponies design instruments that way? Are they anticipating human contact, and want to be ready at a second's notice?
And this ends the story. You're quite right here, OP.
HOWEVER,
you can't write a story without a central conflict. Sure, I saw a bit of a conflict in Chapter One (Applejack and the surplus apples), but that was hardly anything. Plus, all chapters were under 1000 words, so that's a major turn-off for many readers, including myself. If you're going to continue this, ADD A CONFLICT. BUILD THE STORY AROUND IT. THEN RESOLVE IT. Great stories aren't made when everything's going good; great stories are made when something goes wrong, and the protagonist tries to fix the problem.
BOTTOM LINE: Read a book. Please, for the sanity of all on Fimfiction, read a book.
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If u mad, it's working.
Upvoting because of the french horn.
Yay a story the people on this site hate more than my own !
I'm going to upvote this out of spite.
Also because this beautiful. Truly a misunderstood art form.
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I temporarily fell under the allure of someone else's semi-brilliant madness. What set you off?
This is bad. It's not "so bad it's good." It's just bad. Terrible, even.
I think my eyebrow embedded itself in the ceiling.
I'm telling Chuck Norris on you.
Okay lol
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Yoshi89 Look you went and jinxed me.
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At least not on the first page where people can see them.
Got me OC story myself so I will not ding for that but I will ding you for managing to come up with a title so long that it's the longest title I've seen here...