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by Super Trampoline

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One day, Princess Celestia ate 37 Rice Krispie Treat packets. Unsurprisingly, the next day, she farted a lot, because those make you fart. The whole Palace smelled like Celestia farts. And her farts were extremely rank. Most ponies were too polite and scared of her to complain, but as we all know from that one episode where she switched Celestia and Luna's cutie marks, Starlight Glimmer doesn't particularly respect or fear Royalty.

So she spoke the truth.

No, not that truth, though she is quite correct.

The other truth. "Celestia, if you're going to fart this much, you should really either teleport outside to do it, or at least go buy some Febreeze or Poo-Pourri or something. Your farts are worse than those of a manticore with food poisoning.

It was true. Her farts did stink pretty bad. I was supposed to have a makeout session with her that afternoon at 4:30, but elected to instead reorganize my stamp collection with Twilight's help. In Ponyville, quite distant from Stinkerlot Castle.

Philately is, after all, one of my many special talents.

Author's Note:

The only philately picture on derpibooru:
https://derpibooru.org/images/21114

Comments

[Kentavritsa]

I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR FOR ALL THE HATERS: MY OC IS NOT A "MARY SUE" BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN ALICORN!

Hay, do you even know who Mary Sue was, or why she was the namesake of the bad character she became so imfamous for?

[Super Trampoline]

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real answer: honestly can't say I do although I suspect there's some subtle sexism going on given my (by no means necessarily correct) understanding that early fanfiction and in general fanfiction in most fandoms besides this one is heavily female-dominated, which would probably mean unsurprisingly it gets a bit more critique than would similar characters in more traditionally male-dominated mediums.

Troll in-character answer: honestly I can't think of any clever one right now so I guess you only get at a real answer today. Maybe something about Twilight not being a Mary Sue because her name is Twilight not Mary Sue or maybe something about her not liking quesadillas clearly is a very deep character flaw that impacts her character and informs her story arc I don't know I should go to bed honestly

anyway please feel free to enlighten me and thanks for clicking on this story. I hope you have a great day.

[Kentavritsa]

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The expression was just named after the original "Mary Sue", from early Star Trek Fan fiction.
There is a male counterpart, generally named "Gary Stew".
The name, sas far as the Expression goes, is purely insidental.
Though I guess the best translation into Ponish is "Red and Black Alicorn"
The character is too successful, and has little to nothing to do with actual strength or power.

[Super Trampoline]

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Well see there you go. I may have a (dappled) black coat,but there is nary a hair of red on my fur save a tiny splotch or two within my cutiemark. Ipso facto, I can't be a Gary Mary Student Six were a great late era addition to the show, even if the school of friendship plotline had some major issues.

Unlike this loser who's clearly the creation of a horrific wish fulfilment writer who's probably a man child who lives in his moms basement and thrives on a diet consisting of 85% chicken tensors. And also has a Twilight Sparkle dakimakura that smells like BO.

EThe Saga of Dark Demon King Ravenblood Nightblade, Interior Design Alicorn

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random
• Anthology

Should the incredibly powerful new alicorn pursue his destiny as savior of Equestria, or his love of interior design?

• Twilight
• Doctor Whooves
• Main 6

Bad Horse · 4.7k words  ·  913  37 · 16k views

Or this other loser who's ALSO clearly the creation of a horrific wish fulfilment writer who's probably a man child who lives in his moms basement and thrives on a diet consisting of 85% chicken tensors. And also has a Twilight Sparkle dakimakura that smells like BO.

TMy Harshwhinnial

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Random

Medal Pector'al Biathlon Lula Whinny is an ALICORN, not a troll, ok? So this is an ALICORN fic like "My Immortal" but less goffik. also sports

• Violence
• Sex
• Crossover
• Twilight
• OC
• Ms. Harshwhinny
• Self Insert

horizon · 14k words  ·  106  88 · 2.1k views

Disclaimer: these stories are both vastly superior to this one and written by two dear friends of mine who are also massively better writers than myself, though at least one of them is probably too modest to admit as such.

[King of Kings]

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Disclaimer: these stories are both vastly superior to this one and written by two dear friends of mine who are also massively better writers than myself, though at least one of them is probably too modest to admit as such.

but which one is the modest one?