My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
One day, I accidentally turned myself invisible. "How is something you do 'accidentally' a talent?" you may ask. To which I respond, remember Domino, the bad ass "lucky" chick who those of us who aren't nerds who read comic books first got introduced to in Deadpool 2?
Well anyway, sometimes I accidentally use powers I didn't even know I had. But it only happens every couple weeks or so, so it's not too over powered or anything. I'm not a Mary Sue after all.
Plus, sometimes the powers kind of stink. Like literally one time I suddenly gained the super power of being super smelly.
Wait no nevermind I'm thinking of the time I was too depressed to shower for a week and a half, lol.
Anyway yeah, I turned myself invisible, so hopefully you can figure out how to read this. I'm not a creep so I'm not going to like stare into pony's bathrooms or anything. I'll probably go prank my girlfriend Twilight Sparkle though. In the words of Homer Simpson regarding Weird Al Yankovic aka Cheese Sandwhich, "He who is tired of pranking eggheads is tired of life" well I mean he actually said:
But I feel like the pranking eggheads version has a similar spirit. And who cares if it's bending the truth a little? In this mad post-modernist topsy turvy world, truth is relative and absolutes non existent. Tear down the old order of traditions and gender and hierarchical roles and destroy the family unit!
Nah just kidding I sound like a bad parody of leftists you'd find in a Chick Tract:
source: https://derpibooru.org/images/8716?q=chick+tract
Anyway, hopefully I turn uninvisible soon. I wish I knew this was going to happen ahead of time; I would have come up with some more fun stuff to do. Maybe I can go to that My Hero Academia school with Bakugo or whatever his name is. I honestly don't remember. Though it'd be pretty weird being a 29-year old surrounded by 16 year olds. Not that that's particularly problematic by anime standards. God I hate fan service.
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That's not even Domino! This is Domino!
Domino (2018) #1 | Comic Issues | Marvel
I had to zoom in 500% to read that comic! Do you even realize how long it'll take to zoom out?! I'm using a two-button system here!
We can totally read this if we turn on Night Mode. How else would I know you once didn’t bathe for a week and a half?
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To be fair I slightly exaggerated it was actually about a week but yeah depression sucks
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Maybe I'm employing reverse psychology
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You know how Pony life is vastly different than friendship is Magic but still features the same characters just different versions of them? Same idea. There can be multiple depictions of domino
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Is a two button system different from what most people use? Anyway I added a derpibooru link let me know if that makes it easier to read
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I actually never watched Pony Life. to be honest...
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it is when it's on a tablet keyboard, my friend. It is when it's on a tablet keyboard...
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You're not missing a ton, although oddly enough it does have the best applejack episode
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Ever since it was revealed that Applejack has no idea about the scientifically proven placebo effect in that one episode where she got her key for the chest, I lost all interest in her. Before that episode, I hated her for how she treated fellow showmare Trixie (did you see how many blue ribbons Applejack has from rodeo competitions?) during Trixie;s first appearance in Ponyville. Well, that and what happened to Trixie because she was a more convenient scapegoat, as Applejack should have said something about how it was actually Snips and Snails's faults.
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She's far from my favorite but I certainly wish I had a bit more work ethic like she does.